How is everyone? Everyone doing ok?
63 2019-10-09 by professorshillphd
If you ever need someone to talk to about your problems, my DMs are always open, and unlike some people here I don't have a folder full of dirt to use on a rainy day.
Democracy dies in darkness.
51 comments
1 homeschooledgamer 2019-10-09
hi ps
1 normie_girl 2019-10-09
what do you care
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-09
My dirt is dirt cheap if you need some
1 Redactor0 2019-10-09
Doin' a lot better since you showed up, bb. 😘
1 Growey 2019-10-09
I like you pizza I wish people would stop bullying you 😔
1 professorshillphd 2019-10-09
I think it's cute you think I'm the bullied and not the bully.
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-09
You tell um Shill. You are too 'tistic to have feelings to hurt.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-09
PS what kind of drugs you do tonight 🤔.
I don’t think anyone here intentionally bullies you, rather as a centrist sub, some feel inclined to push back against the status quo/Neo liberal doctrine. And I don’t think anyone here hates you, you’re like a lolcows, lolcow
1 Mayos_side 2019-10-09
No, people definitely hate him.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-09
That’s sad, he’s a good dood
1 RBLXTalk 2019-10-09
based
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-10-09
Fuckin hell. Why would you respond with that opening?
1 wow___justwow 2019-10-09
are you kidding me? you're an /r/drama superstar.
The sub adores you, cried when you left/got banned and rejoiced when you returned. You're a hero.
1 Redactor0 2019-10-09
This but 70% unironically.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-10-09
Member when your TDS got so bad that you started arguing that in meteorology specifically all probabilities lower than 10% are numerically equivalent to 0, kind of like 0.999... and 1 are the same number? That was when I realized that you're in fact immune to anything anyone could say to you 🤣
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-10-09
why do you think this is a unique quality of yours?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-09
I’ll be honest professor, I’ve been having a rough time of it. It’s all so tiresome.
But I’m hardly unique - we all live lives of quiet desperation. And as long as some imbecile is out there injecting fent into their veins, I can take solace in knowing I’m not dead last.
Forget all this. Let’s at least make some autrighters cry.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-09
I’ve always been to lazy to decipher your username, but every time I see it I try for a split second and then stop.
I know it’s an anagram and pizzashill is in there. Can you do a brother a solid and just tell me?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-09
I respectfully refuse.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-09
~RUDE~
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-09
https://youtu.be/noAVrd8Ybcc?t=27
He was always saying Alec Ozzy Hill Pitas, baby the entire time.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-09
Figured it out. It was lame.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-09
What was it?
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-09
The man doesn’t want to explain it, so I won’t do it either
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-09
Okay.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-10-09
Pretty well but i lost like half the nerves in my face so there's that lmao
1 Pipewrecker 2019-10-09
How did you do that?
1 BriefSquirt 2019-10-09
Had surgery
1 Pipewrecker 2019-10-09
That's rough.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-10-09
Yeah it sucks. All i can do is pray it comes back. Weirdly it still itches but cos i have no sensation no amount of scratching will relieve it. I have no clue why that's happening lmao
1 collectijism 2019-10-09
Imagine walking down the street and not naturally scarring children for their whole lives.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-10-09
Nah it's not visible, only sensory nerves were affected
1 NMJ87 2019-10-09
I'm the kind of tired that sleep won't fix PS.
If you really wanted to help me, you'd donate to my euthanasia Kickstarter.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-09
At least you have a roof over your head. I’ve said it before and I’ll say again, you should strongly consider heroin.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-09
It's ok you're probably just dying
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-10-09
>using the washington post slogan as your closer
😒
1 shitpersonality 2019-10-09
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Shit
P.S.
We should be together, too
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-10-09
my pp grew too big and now everytime I masturbate the foreskin cracks and splits :<
1 chimpan_z 2019-10-09
you know what to do
1 hasanoglu 2019-10-09
Since my father in-law died in March in a very disturbing way while giving him cpr, I haven't been able to focus in school and am losing interest in almost everything except for my wife, my dogs, and botany. I think about things like my University and hw and I immediately get tired to the point I can't get myself to read a single page, leading me to missing hw assignments and getting bad grades. I blame myself still for not being able to save my father-in-law's life even though I know the blood clot that killed him was not going to go anywhere with CPR. I'm angry still and sad and in disbelief. Even though it's been 7 months I still don't know how to get better, I've been on medication and it's not helping except thc gummies that helped a lot.
I mean I'm good! I'm good.
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-10-09
Yeah me too thanks
1 diggity_md 2019-10-09
dude just smoke a big véà d
1 hasanoglu 2019-10-09
I'm planning a trip to côlôrado to smoke sum nice wëëd.
1 [deleted] 2019-10-09
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1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-09
This guy depressions
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-10-09
I’m doing good, how’s your family doing?
1 collectijism 2019-10-09
I saw the joker movie and now i feel sorry for men more than climate. Any suggestions?