How is everyone? Everyone doing ok?

63  2019-10-09 by professorshillphd

If you ever need someone to talk to about your problems, my DMs are always open, and unlike some people here I don't have a folder full of dirt to use on a rainy day.

Democracy dies in darkness.

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hi ps

what do you care

My dirt is dirt cheap if you need some

Doin' a lot better since you showed up, bb. 😘

I like you pizza I wish people would stop bullying you 😔

I think it's cute you think I'm the bullied and not the bully.

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You tell um Shill. You are too 'tistic to have feelings to hurt.

PS what kind of drugs you do tonight 🤔.

I don’t think anyone here intentionally bullies you, rather as a centrist sub, some feel inclined to push back against the status quo/Neo liberal doctrine. And I don’t think anyone here hates you, you’re like a lolcows, lolcow

No, people definitely hate him.

That’s sad, he’s a good dood

based

I think it's cute you think I'm the bullied and not the bully

Fuckin hell. Why would you respond with that opening?

This sub hates me

are you kidding me? you're an /r/drama superstar.

The sub adores you, cried when you left/got banned and rejoiced when you returned. You're a hero.

This but 70% unironically.

This sub hates me because to this day I'm the only person to ever show up that is completely immune to anything they could ever say to me.

Member when your TDS got so bad that you started arguing that in meteorology specifically all probabilities lower than 10% are numerically equivalent to 0, kind of like 0.999... and 1 are the same number? That was when I realized that you're in fact immune to anything anyone could say to you 🤣

I'm the only person to ever show up that is completely immune to anything they could ever say to me.

why do you think this is a unique quality of yours?

I’ll be honest professor, I’ve been having a rough time of it. It’s all so tiresome.

But I’m hardly unique - we all live lives of quiet desperation. And as long as some imbecile is out there injecting fent into their veins, I can take solace in knowing I’m not dead last.

Forget all this. Let’s at least make some autrighters cry.

I’ve always been to lazy to decipher your username, but every time I see it I try for a split second and then stop.

I know it’s an anagram and pizzashill is in there. Can you do a brother a solid and just tell me?

just tell me

I respectfully refuse.

~RUDE~

https://youtu.be/noAVrd8Ybcc?t=27

He was always saying Alec Ozzy Hill Pitas, baby the entire time.

Figured it out. It was lame.

What was it?

The man doesn’t want to explain it, so I won’t do it either

Okay.

Pretty well but i lost like half the nerves in my face so there's that lmao

How did you do that?

Had surgery

That's rough.

Yeah it sucks. All i can do is pray it comes back. Weirdly it still itches but cos i have no sensation no amount of scratching will relieve it. I have no clue why that's happening lmao

Imagine walking down the street and not naturally scarring children for their whole lives.

Nah it's not visible, only sensory nerves were affected

I'm the kind of tired that sleep won't fix PS.

If you really wanted to help me, you'd donate to my euthanasia Kickstarter.

At least you have a roof over your head. I’ve said it before and I’ll say again, you should strongly consider heroin.

It's ok you're probably just dying

>using the washington post slogan as your closer

😒

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Shit

P.S.

We should be together, too

my pp grew too big and now everytime I masturbate the foreskin cracks and splits :<

Since my father in-law died in March in a very disturbing way while giving him cpr, I haven't been able to focus in school and am losing interest in almost everything except for my wife, my dogs, and botany. I think about things like my University and hw and I immediately get tired to the point I can't get myself to read a single page, leading me to missing hw assignments and getting bad grades. I blame myself still for not being able to save my father-in-law's life even though I know the blood clot that killed him was not going to go anywhere with CPR. I'm angry still and sad and in disbelief. Even though it's been 7 months I still don't know how to get better, I've been on medication and it's not helping except thc gummies that helped a lot.

I mean I'm good! I'm good.

Yeah me too thanks

dude just smoke a big véàd

I'm planning a trip to côlôrado to smoke sum nice wëëd.

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that last part

This guy depressions

I’m doing good, how’s your family doing?

I saw the joker movie and now i feel sorry for men more than climate. Any suggestions?