Local grandma donates body to medical research and gets BTFO

105  2019-10-10 by KaaraRaven

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Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

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Social media is the Matrix. Look into the ties between big tech and DARPA. The content is curated and contextualized to create a certain response in the public mind. Look up the original definition of Cybernetics.

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with the understanding their bodies would be used for scientific purposes.

Explosions are science!

"On this episode of MythBusters..."

"Grant and and Tory are going to clap the cheeks of a cadaver called D.O.R.I.S"

Lol

Ikr

This is why I don't tell people what kind of shit I'm up to with their gifts

Then again, if you aren't going to appreciate what I did with that cactus you gave as a housewarming gift, don't ask

Yeah good luck explaining to your mother that the reason you need a new rolling pin is because the handle for the old one broke off in your ass.

Shoulda just payed for a grave instead of cheaping out and wanting the hospital to do it. That's why most people donate their bodies to science.

I think most people do it because they've been fooled into thinking that they are going to be saving other people's lives. The truth is that unless you are a fit and healthy 20/something you are most likely going to be used as a cadaver in a medical school or blown up by the military.

Still more useful than putting it in the ground or burning it tbh

It depends on how/why you are burning it.

I’m going into the ground so Jesus can resurrect my intact body during the Second Coming. 😤

Facts. And let’s be honest, being used for blast testing is a lot cooler than being groped by a med student.

he does know donating it to science would mean some at most either result it in being groped by some frat boy in a biology class or being use to test lubricant right?

I'd say it being used to test boom sticks is a better option

BTFO

orrrrrr

BTFU

Awesome!

Most people hope to go out with a bang!

A literal BTFO. Cool

This isn’t Drama but I’ll allow it because lmfao