‘Parasite’ Review

33  2019-10-11 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

It’s a good movie. Watch it. Rub bok Choi on your face.

51 comments

Wut is it? Horror?

Psychological thriller, dark comedy, satire.

Sounds like my scene, thanks for mentioning it.

It’s the best film I’ve seen this year.

Korean films are my kryptonite. I know we only see the best, but every single one has been so on point for me. Some of them go heavy on the wholesome family shit, but they make me feel it. It’s kind of like Japanese cinema but with no pretentiousness.

Give me some titles. I’ve only seen some horror and I’ve loved em (train to busan, the host)

Those plus I saw the Devil, The Wailing, Old Boy, technically Snowpiercer (director) are the ones I immediately remember. There are one or two more I’m trying to remember that weren’t as standout.

Oh I forgot Old Boy and Snowpiercer as well. The first left me speechless the second one was a nice flick.

Ya, Snowpiercer was alright. I saw the devil I actually liked better than The Wailing maybe, which is talked about constantly now.

Noice, I'll get it watched. Somehow only coming out in theatres march 2020 here.

Where’s here? It’s playing in California.

Scotland, and it turns out its February rather than March but I'll just get it downloaded.

He peaked with memories of murder. Does this come close?

Stop acting like a pretentious tool. This won Cannes.

That's why I am asking you if it comes close. I wasn't saying it was bad or anything.

I’m saying it’s really good. LA Times called it a masterpiece.

I was going to check it out regardless but I like to temper my expectations before that.

It’s an homage to Sinbad’s Houseguest.

but he is right. Memories of murder is his best movie. But im willing to say that this is close second

I actually haven’t seen murder memories. Is it in Korean?

yeah, its like zodiac but better. Watch it my friend

Not kino.

Watch The Element of Crime instead.

It’s literally kino.

Cope.

Fuckin chen

Love u 2 bb. 👯

Its a documentary about me, a parasite.

I know what the barrel of a glock 17 tastes like.

Do you need a hug boss?

I had my mind on some real shit last night...

Like some hellish memories

Care to elaborate?

Grief and memory are strange.

Last night it was very late

I was up, browsing Reddit, I saw this video

https://v.redd.it/qllful8cwtr31

It reminded me that my SO and I had a cat and the FIRST time I ever bought those treats in the video the cat responded without training

Here's what happened in my brain afted that - my wife committed suicide coming up 4 years ago - the cat video reminded me of our cat Lola, who was there freaking out when I found my wife's body - I was freaking out, the cat was freaking out, it was like being in hell. The paramedics and cops TOOK FOREVER TO ARRIVE and it was just Lola and I just dealing with the horrifying reality

My wife's father put me in a mental hospital after all that and while I was in there he had Lola euthanized

So basically the cat video transported me back in time into that place and to all those memories

And now again, writing all this

I want to hang myself, but I am a coward

Damn I'm sorry to hear that, that's a lot for anyone to deal with. If you need anyone to talk/vent to just PM me any time and I'll reply when I can. Don't commit suicide because you still bring joy to people even if it's just by shitposting on reddit from time to time. Hope things start looking up for you, and remember you always have someone to go to in a time of need.

Dw, too scared to kill myself.

I just hope I die some time soonish

Dw brother that's all of us

Not worth it. Condition 4.

probably best movie to came out this year. close being midsommar and once upon a time. And i still need to watch the lighthouse(im so hyped for this)

midsommar

Confirmed zoomer.

Out out out!

not even close

Seething

how the fuck did it take this long for this movie to come out in amerikkka i watched it on a local film festival in my shithole eastern european 30k """people""" town like half a year ago

International distribution laws. The US has a cap on how many Korean films can be distributed each year in this market.

I love Korean horror/thrillers, definitely going to check it out after work.

I was hoping you would actually have something of value to say. Disappointing

Oh I do but why say anything of value here?

Why not? I try to on my movie threads

Cuz I got stuff to do

Do it on your own time brother. There's no time constraints here!

My parasite reviews are as follows: hookworms, 0/10, look gross and are just a pain in general. Pinworms, 3/10, generally unpleasant but every once in awhile you get that perfect butthole scratch and it's just like aww yeah. Tapeworms, 9/10, if you're a ameriburger then I have the parasite for you you get to eat a bunch of food and still lose weight, I would give it a 10/10 but every once in awhile you have to shit out a bunch of tapeworm segments and it's pretty gross

What about ringworm?

Gooks sure love mindfuck movies.

https://youtu.be/2_hN3otvC6g

The only AMC near me isn't showing it 💔