Wish I didn't google.

Looks like an orc.

No way, orcs are swole. Look at those noodle arms.

Ok dndcells, what do you call a mythical creature of chaos that's like a flabby goblin that's way taller than any other goblin ?

A tall goblin or a hobgoblin

Trans

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Kobold_artlibre_jnl.jpg

maybe

Those proportions are way off.

Nah those are normal proportions for a man

RO fuckin FL

Hello I am here to represent like 18 people across the country. Why havent you bent over backwards to cater to us??

It's clear you aren't woke enough to understand why it matters.

https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1182455292572950528

More drama. Anderson Cooper applauding protesters for interrupting CNN's town hall. Remember, there's no such thing as being too w👁️ke.

it must be hard being them. they want attention so bad that they have to constantly find new ways to get it, as they're so over-represented everywhere already

Each of these politicians is going the Bernie route. Their time gets sucked up by activists and they just meekly take it. Doesn't make me want to vote for them, because now you know they don't know how to lead.

look at beto just standing there smirking like a bitch having lost complete control over his townhall lmao this is gold

What kind of a brainlet name is "Blossom"? I can't for the life of me think of any way that name can be redeemed unless it's a sly metaphor for the dick-filét surgery that TW get.

she's not my favorite powerpuff, but she's a part of the team all the same

Oh Trump has this one in the bag lol

I gotta be honest, I'm pretty proud. I was gonna cut out right after BLOSSOM C BROWN kanye'd the mic, but I persevered and kept watching. My willpower fell apart as soon as the guy said they were here to validate people like her, but I almost made it through the whole clip. That's tenacity.

I've come a long way, and I just wanted to share that with you guys. Thanks for your support on this journey, it means a lot.

That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

Snapshots:

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important moment 🙄

I mean, maybe I’d someone identified as binary or trans during a political debate, it could be “important” but how the fuck is some straight cop bitch confirming she’s a woman important lmao

And the LGTB minstrel debate which is just pandering for trannies apparently lol

Excuse me it's the GTBL now, the dykes are in last place and will soon fall into the obscurity of + if they dont show the trannies the respect they deserve

TQGB+L if we go by the current hierarchy

Idk, the gays are insurmountable sorta like white males

Gay white men are ironically the most privelegd class in American society.

Sorry sweetie but actually that's (((them)))

You just said gay white men twice.

Gay men are very mountable.

Online it's almost Q+TGBL tbh

trannies

Is slurbot off again?

let's hope so.

Yup lol

woman walks on stage

"hey everyone, I'm a woman"

crowd goes fucking wild, starts applauding like crazy

We need to go back.

nobody knew she was a woman before that

Here is his pussy ass apology

PLEASE READ: When Sen. Harris said her pronouns were she her and her's, I said mine too. I should not have. I apologize. I am an ally of the LGBTQ community, and I am sorry because I am committed to helping us achieve equality. Thank you for watching our townhall.

Ugh. Worm

What a fa**ot.

What a fa**ot Fredo.

What is this Fredo thing?

He sperged out on some guy at a Chuck E Cheese or some shit because he called him Fredo lol

Gotcha, thanks

"The n word for italians" or some bullshit like that

Thanks

"Please dont hit me anymore I am on your side! Please dont cancel my show I will do anything"

Imagine being a leftist dickhole like this pathetic little bitch 😂😂😂

PLEAZ READ PLZ

I like to think that this was Cuomo briefly revealing who he truly is behind the media personality. Someone who finds the wokies just as funny as we do.

Then he realised his career was on the line and so had to snap back in to character.

Is he a fag or am I thinking of a different cnn person

Anderson Cooper?

I thought this was Rivers Cuomo. Give me back my interest.

Wheezer is the worst band in history besides the Beatles. Cmv

They’re pretty terrible, yeah.

Jesus, trump’s going to win again isn’t he

Don't assume his pronouns

There's never been a more appropriate response than this.

Imagine being unable to beat a senile tard twice because you think you have to run woke giga idiots who the tard just makes fun of the entire time until he wins. Couldn't be my America.

It's kind of poetic in a way. With all the retarded shit he says and does Trump is basically campaigning against both the Democrats and himself, but somehow he keeps winning.

It's quite amazing how the Dems manage to consistently act more unlikeable than a dementia-ridden rich boomer when they're supposed to be the lower-class party.

Until recently I was OK with this fact but having him in the Whitehouse during some really pivotal moments in the geopolitics around China might legit be a disaster on an exestential scale.

Good. Accelerationists rise up!

But think of the drama.

That's the thing, drama is best cultivated on the verge of tragedy, actual tragedy is a whole different genre.

drama is best cultivated on the verge of tragedy, actual tragedy is a whole different genre.

I disagree. For true drama you need to go all the way, not just get blue-balled.

Going all the way isn't endless pizza shill rants, it's a thousand spez clones Banning all drama.

No, going all the way is like playing slots. Anything can happen.

Romney 2020

McCain 2020

Ron Paul 2020

I would unironically vote for romnomulous over most of the democratic candidates tbh

Hillary/Beto 2020

Beto is Hillary's blood boy.

Beto has gone further than Hillary. She never advocated mandatory buybacks or removing tax exempt status on right wing churches. He’s shown that voters want to see Beto’s brand of Texas.

I really think they are doing it on purpose. Why else would they try so hard to throw away this election.

general election

final debate between orange man and red woman

warren makes snarky quip about being the first woman president

crowd goes wild

ten minutes later

orange man says he has to make big announcement

"I've been holding this in for a long time, but it's finally time for me to be true to myself. I identify as a woman- I always have."

moderators stare in utter disbelief

entire crowd gasps in unison

twitter wokies furiously typing- but it's too late

orange man has now become forever enshrined in the history books as the first billionaire president, the first woman president, and the first transgender president

few months later

orange man loses in massive landslide due to half of his base ODing on fentanyl

elizabeth warren officially sworn in as second woman president

I'm honestly flabbergasted these herculean morons are going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory yet again. We're gonna have a 40-year-run of republican presidents, aren't we?

Great, now people are announcing pronouns on tv

• cis people are announcing pronouns on tv 😂🤣

Deep down every woketard knows what normal people really think of the "my pronouns are...." thing, even if they pay lip service. And it galls them to no end.

I nearly vomited when she shared her pronouns.

I know you got a pussy bitch, half of us do.

Don't just be talking about your gash on national television.

AND COVER UP YOUR FUCKING KNEES IF YOU'RE GUNA BE WALKING AROUND

bruh

Is this the next evolution of soylords?

ICE Detention Centers are an LGBTQ issue

??? Óvò

He had the most forced smile I think I've ever seen.

I think he just lost most of the Latino vote on that one.