Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
The government needs to install special bracelets on every citizen that tracks body fat percentage and makes it so anyone over a certain threshold is banned from using the internet.
Want to connect to wifi? Scan the fucking bracelet and we'll see if you're allowed to.
Preach 🙏 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve talked to my straight friends about their troubled relationships, and somewhere in the conversation they quip “man I wish I was gay like you lol none of this bullshit you and byoboytoy have it easy”. I always tell um yeah I got lucky? I guess? And then I shut up and go back to sucking their fat cocks
It’s always creepy when what they are saying matches up to rarted inçel theories. Like yeah the wealthiest or most attractive guys that have tons of sexual interest can treat you like an object, not commit, and generally act like sociopaths and rarely suffer any consequences...what exactly did you expect? Maybe aim just a tiny bit lower, rich old fucks usually aren’t surprised when their trophy wives don’t actually love them, this is the same shit from another direction.
I don't believe women are subhuman tbh i just believe the freaks that call themselves women on that sub should be put in cages so they don't give good honest women a bad rep
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-10-11
Sentient
1 chimpan_z 2019-10-11
Pack it the fuck up, were done here
1 yourdeadwife 2019-10-11
Right on snappy
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-11
Hoes mad.
1 HarryD52 2019-10-11
I can almost guarentee that none of these people are around a healthy body weight.
1 Chapose 2019-10-11
Thats a prerequisite for posting there. Like being black on bpt, except on GC they actually control it.
1 trexmundi 2019-10-11
Reddit should have a rule that on subs like that you need to be flared with your height and weight.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-11
The government needs to install special bracelets on every citizen that tracks body fat percentage and makes it so anyone over a certain threshold is banned from using the internet.
Want to connect to wifi? Scan the fucking bracelet and we'll see if you're allowed to.
1 tHeSiD 2019-10-11
Just scan the bodies instead of just faces like China does
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-11
Face, bedroom, and financial portfolio should be part of every user profile
1 ProtectYourNeck_ 2019-10-11
5'2"
292lbs
body type: curvy
1 trexmundi 2019-10-11
🤮🤮🤮
1 dramasexual 2019-10-11
I have a lot more respect for a fat fuck who will just admit they're a fat fuck
1 ProtectYourNeck_ 2019-10-11
Im not lol but I am on dating apps and see it all the time
1 trexmundi 2019-10-11
This is why you shouldn't be straight.
1 HarryD52 2019-10-11
based and queerpilled
2 trexmundi 2019-10-11
Literally the best part (even better than the sex) is not having to put up with this bullshit.
1 HarryD52 2019-10-11
I envy you, I really do. To be free of the foid menace must be a truly blissful experience.
1 byobombs 2019-10-11
Preach 🙏 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve talked to my straight friends about their troubled relationships, and somewhere in the conversation they quip “man I wish I was gay like you lol none of this bullshit you and byoboytoy have it easy”. I always tell um yeah I got lucky? I guess? And then I shut up and go back to sucking their fat cocks
1 slaydastream 2019-10-11
Gay men are the happiest tbh
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-11
A true radical centrist is neither gay nor straight. Both bussy and gussy are two sides of the same coin.
The only path towards true salvation is fucking off into the mountains forever and becoming a monk.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-11
This but unironically
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-11
It’s always creepy when what they are saying matches up to rarted inçel theories. Like yeah the wealthiest or most attractive guys that have tons of sexual interest can treat you like an object, not commit, and generally act like sociopaths and rarely suffer any consequences...what exactly did you expect? Maybe aim just a tiny bit lower, rich old fucks usually aren’t surprised when their trophy wives don’t actually love them, this is the same shit from another direction.
1 Matues49 2019-10-11
based femcel schizoposting
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-11
Aren't these foids a bunch of carpet munchers anyway, what's with all the cope posting about dudes
1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-11
Jealousy from a lack of penis ownership
1 HarryD52 2019-10-11
penis envy strikes again
1 dramasexual 2019-10-11
It's only like 40% muff divers, the rest is hets who desperately wish they were muff divers.
1 AgitatedFudge 2019-10-11
stop reading my mind
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-11
I don't believe women are subhuman tbh i just believe the freaks that call themselves women on that sub should be put in cages so they don't give good honest women a bad rep
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-10-11
It sounds like a pizza rant with the sexes changed. 🤷🏻‍♀️
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-11
Conspiracy theories > feminist theories
1 slaydastream 2019-10-11
Same thing
1 dramasexual 2019-10-11
Where's the lie tho?
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-11
Yeah, this is pretty based.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-10-11
foids mad