Have the Portland LARP wars finally turned deadly? Who ran over an antifa supersoldier and sped away in a hail of bullets?

65  2019-10-13 by Redactor0

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So neo Nazis (which autocorrected to bro for some reason at first) have killed two antifags and they’ve killed no one? In the two years these people have been pretending to do WWII again but in the suburbs? Jesus these limp wristed NEETs BOTH need to step up their game

Pretty much the holocaust tbh

I'm waiting for the self mind fucking they'll do to say they aren't a threat the soyboys are

I mean there’s no details about the driver so this one probably wasn’t a nazi. Man imagine the drama if it turns to be a black guy drunk driving or something

Is there even an blacks in Portland

Yeah, I'm not sure yet that it was political. What I find really baffling is that even 22 hours after this guy got killed, there really isn't that much of an outcry. When their guy gets killed and antifa doesn't try to milk it for everything it's worth, they must know something that we don't.

I doubt it's an accident though. I pay close attention to fatal accidents around here so I know where to be careful as a pedestrian. It's extremely unlikely that someone would just happen to be killed on that street.

I can imagine two scenarios that fit what we know so far:

It was an actual aut-right terror attack. Antifa are keeping quiet because after unloading their guns into a city street they suddenly realized that this was actually beyond a LARP. This is when you call your mom in San Jose and she tells you to shut up until you talk to the lawyer she's hiring for you. Cider Riot was already under investigation by the liquor control commission over the last riot there. I'm sure the cops also would have a lot of questions about who owned what guns, were they convicted felony sex offenders, that sort of thing.

Or was it a personal grudge by someone within their crowd? This is a group of people who are constantly in a rage and believe that violence is the first thing you resort to when you disagree with someone. Maybe someone cheated on their partner or insulted Enver Hoxha or God knows what and it led to murder.

I lean heavily toward scenario #1 but I've got an open mind at this point.

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FUCK! As I was pressing the submit button I knew I was taking a risk. I thought maybe I'd just barely squeeze by. But finally I got caught.

It's a British army wife out for revenge.

Word on the street is that it was Alex Jones

He must keep getting away with it

Yeah this just pathetic from both sides, no race war no fash war.. No real wars either.. These joo leaders are slackin

dayton shooter got 10 and he was an antifa fag

[citation needed] 🙄🙄🙄

It’s true Dayton shooter was a masterlawz looking antifa. He larped at a klan rally earlier in the year.

https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/local/dayton-shooter-was-armed-counter-protester-klux-klan-rally/OjUttVmHRpmBGqHNRGXyoL/

Damn. Somehow despite all the whining that he was probably antifa here, nobody bothered to post the actual evidence that he was.

Probably bc most of the places covering it was right wing fake news, and all of the left wing fake news orgs “people” trust wouldn’t cover it bc it goes against the narrative. This was the only legit source I could find.

Huh, pizza was wrong again, fancy that...

It’s a common thread, he literally only believes Neo liberal news sources, rather than being skeptical and doing his due diligence

I’ve never been to Portland but it is just one giant larp fest everyday?

It used to be more of a seasonal activity that kids do when they're out of school for the summer break.

But not it’s an all day everyday type of event?

I dunno, I guess it's turning into that for the people who are really committed to making it a lifestyle. Now that they have the official antifa bar, they don't have to schedule a protest in a public place. They've got a place where the LARP is on 24/7.

I looked their “cider riot” place up and literally just serves ciders lmao. I can’t think of a more fitting drink for an antifa

I like cider :(

It's okay to be gay.

Dude has to sell the place too because it went into too much debt.

What is it with leftoids and not being able to make money?

Owner Abram Goldman-Armstrong says he hopes to attract a buyer that will keep the Cider Riot name and operation as-is. He says that when the cidery expanded into a larger facility in 2016, it "generated a fair bit of debt" that it couldn't pay off.

"We've been trying to get by and trying to get by." He continues: "The ideal situation would be to keep things rolling and starting getting a paycheck. I haven't gotten a paycheck in three years."

"Believing in human rights and being against fascism used to be mainstream," he says. "It's kind of bizarre for it to be portrayed as extreme."

He adds, "We're not going to sell to racist scumbags."

It's like a fucking parody.

A drumpf supporter should offer this guy an offer he can’t refuse

What is it with leftoids and not being able to make money?

I'm suddenly being reminded of how Russel Brand said profit is a dirty word, while making hundreds of thousands in profit from businesses he owns.

Or how the Chapo podcast hosts rake in tens of thousands a month.

Can't say I blame them, the left has the feverish desire to give you their money so you may as well grift them.

I've been selling #Resist shirts online since 2016 despite voting for le cheeto man.

There are probably a lot of crusties who've made their way to the scene. They don't have anything better to do. At least, that's kind of what the anarchist bookstore near my place is like.

I hear European Antifa isn't this pathetic.

Either way their still Europeans so pathetic nonetheless.

I must say at least European counter-parts are more action packed than US is.

Sean D. Kealiher is pictured in a handout photo. (Portland Police Bureau)

Damn commies and their handouts

What a loss for society.

Of course they hang out at a cider bar and not a normal bar. I get that most Portlanders are a bunch of faux-Eurotrash hipsters but maybe try not to make it so obvious.

Of course they'd hang out at a cider place

24 hours after this guy died, I take a look at Portland's left-wing (by Portland standards) newspaper and him getting killed is not as big a story as the daily dude weed 420 lmao story and the daily pretending that they respect a Filipino because he doesn't go to church anymore story. I don't know what the fuck is going on here but the silence is deafening.

Why are they fighting in Portland??

Because courts in that county are extremely lenient as long as you can claim that your violence was politically motivated.

Because they're too pig headed to just fuck each other.

"Cidery and Left Wong Hangout" is the most repulsively Portland thing I've ever heard. Nothing says solidarity with the working poor like downing $7 pours of glorified Angry Orchard and jerking each other off over lefty podcasts.

when you LARP as a socialist by drinking $7 ciders and then going out with your upper middle class comrades to assault blue collar workers

These people aren't real socialists, they're just bored bougie fucks who want to play pretend revolution. Marx would spit on them.

To be fair, Marx was a bored bougie fuck

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so maybe they are real socialists? 🤔

Shit, maybe I was wrong the entire time.

Only one? Should have used a truck.