Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
It's an interview with an expert on radicalization who says that most of the violent loners who are radicalized online see themelves as soldiers for a cause and would be more influenced by something like the Turner Diaries than Joker which is basically just anarchy for the sake of anarchy no explicit political goal
They actually have a solid mix of enlightened centrism and leftoid retardation, I still haven't decided what to think of them overall.
The Future Perfect column is relatively good.
I watched it and I dont even understand the incel angle...like, at all. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe if you reach really hard and say incels have mental illness. Maybe.
But he literally talks about how they don't see him or people like him unless they step out of line, and these journalists should have a boner to talk about minorities and shit based on that concept. But I guess they're paid by Marvel so they have to shit on anything DC puts out
Unironically, after watching this film I'm surprised incels latched on it and not commies. It was one big ACAB fuck the system fuck the rich festival and it was great.
It's missing things commies would like beyond the surface level. He's not oppressed by the economic system, he's oppressed by social systems and communists are pretty naive about social systems.
No see that would only happen if the commies were intellectually honest and actually cared about the working class. They're so lost in idpol retardation that all they see is a FUCKING WHITE MALE and they can do nothing but shit on the desperately poor mentally ill guy because of that.
I'm an expert at a lot of things - turntablism, carpentry, crying... how can someone be an expert at whether or not the joker movie will inspire real world violence?
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 911roofer 2019-10-13
This is degeneracy.
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-13
"shit shit it's not working. Find something else."
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-13
I wonder if anyone would have perpetrated a mass shooting at a Joker screening but decided not to, out of spite.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-13
Inb4 they do it at the next marvel movie dressed as the iron manlet
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-10-13
I sure hope so.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-10-13
If this ain’t some reverse psychology shit.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-13
I liked how it was disguised as capeshit so the funko pop crowd would be tricked into watching an actually good movie.
1 MoreSpikes 2019-10-13
It was 1000% a script that got re-worked into 'Joker' trappings so they could launch it under the capeshit umbrella
1 Mrtheliger 2019-10-13
If it wasn't turned into a Joker movie it would have just been a King of Comedy remake
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-10-13
Funko PLOP because that's the sound they make when I drop them in the toilet
1 VALIS666 2019-10-13
Jesus, a rational and even-handed take on a cultural issue from Vox. How did that slip through?
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-13
It’s Shabbat
1 BigBrownDog12 2019-10-13
Vox is neoliberalism
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-13
What does it say in a nutshell?? I don’t like clicking this type of stuff
1 canad1anbacon 2019-10-13
It's an interview with an expert on radicalization who says that most of the violent loners who are radicalized online see themelves as soldiers for a cause and would be more influenced by something like the Turner Diaries than Joker which is basically just anarchy for the sake of anarchy no explicit political goal
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-10-13
They actually have a solid mix of enlightened centrism and leftoid retardation, I still haven't decided what to think of them overall. The Future Perfect column is relatively good.
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-13
I think this is more backpedaling and damage control than anything else.
1 oss_spy 2019-10-13
I watched it and I dont even understand the incel angle...like, at all. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe if you reach really hard and say incels have mental illness. Maybe.
But he literally talks about how they don't see him or people like him unless they step out of line, and these journalists should have a boner to talk about minorities and shit based on that concept. But I guess they're paid by Marvel so they have to shit on anything DC puts out
1 Kellere31 2019-10-13
Unironically, after watching this film I'm surprised incels latched on it and not commies. It was one big ACAB fuck the system fuck the rich festival and it was great.
1 AntiLuke 2019-10-13
Have incels latched onto it though? This hysteria feels like it came fully out of the media before there were even any early screenings of the film.
1 Kellere31 2019-10-13
Check celouts they post about it a lot.
2 TheEntertainment89 2019-10-13
https://www.reddit.com/r/Celouts/comments/dh01qj/joker_is_fucking_amazing_spoilers_inside/ lol
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-10-13
It's not about economics for most commies as much as it's about trans sex workers of color.
1 serialflamingo 2019-10-13
There's been quite a few takes that the film was about class warfare. I haven't seen it yet tho so idk
1 Kellere31 2019-10-13
It definitely is.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-13
It's unironically good and very much about class issues
1 aqouta 2019-10-13
It's missing things commies would like beyond the surface level. He's not oppressed by the economic system, he's oppressed by social systems and communists are pretty naive about social systems.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-13
No see that would only happen if the commies were intellectually honest and actually cared about the working class. They're so lost in idpol retardation that all they see is a FUCKING WHITE MALE and they can do nothing but shit on the desperately poor mentally ill guy because of that.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-10-13
It's because he's white.
1 dingleface 2019-10-13
There have been a few articles about joker and minorities, but they've all been about how the movie wasn't woke enough.
1 Warbring3r 2019-10-13
Robert Evans seems to know a lot about these circles he’s describing. Both of them do in fact. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-10-13
Tfw incels don't follow my narrative so I have to deploy damage control
1 dingleface 2019-10-13
I'm not too surprised at this dude's off base take on what the "clown world" meme is about.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-13
Yeah the rest of the article was pretty solid but then he went off the deep end with the clown world shit. Come on, guy, you were doing so well.
1 NMJ87 2019-10-13
That's a hell of a way to water this word down.
I'm an expert at a lot of things - turntablism, carpentry, crying... how can someone be an expert at whether or not the joker movie will inspire real world violence?