"AM I VIRTUE SIGNALLING ENOUGH?"

127  2019-10-13 by Yes_he_swan

55 comments

6  omegaclap 2019-10-13

Doesn't saying no to an offer of free food help them though? You're saving them considerable amounts of money by declining their offer. Does that really own the rightoids?

4  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

Tbh it saved Chick-fil-A money and gave them some free advertising. The libs have owned themselves.

3  somestupidname1 2019-10-13

I'd be pissed if I was denied free food because my higher ups wanted media attention.

4  TrailerParkRide 2019-10-13

I'm queer and would be fuckin furious if my boss declined free Chick Fil A on my behalf. Hatred tastes like a tender, juicy breast masterfully breaded and fried to golden brown perfection, gracefully served on a potato bun with two pickles and a side of delicately crunchy waffle fries and secret Chick Fil A™ sauce.

The problem is that my lack of self control and poor eating habits have led to me contracting diabetes. That's why when I'm sitting at Chick Fil A™ for extended periods of time, I wear diabetic socks from socksoff.com, where you can find circulation-aiding legwear for 50% off! So visit us at socksoff.com, your store for discount designer-quality socks!

3  TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-10-13

I’m queer

Doubt that very much.

5  TheColdTurtle 2019-10-13

God I hate google AMP so much. I just want the normal short url not some giant piece of shit.

4  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-13

Turning down anything free isn’t easy. And free Chick-fil-A? Even tougher with their new macaroni and cheese and famous chicken sandwich.

This is an advertisement lmao

2  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

No, it's hate speech.

2  ManBearFridge 2019-10-13

You are Chick-fil-gAy

3  Lysis10 2019-10-13

All this Chik Fil A talk on reddit makes me really want to go buy some food from them but it's Sunday lol.

The gays I know don't gaf about this dumb shit and just love their chicken.

3  Burnnoticelover 2019-10-13

I bet the teachers were PISSED.

2  Frostfright 2019-10-13

I had CFA yesterday. Fuck it was delicious.

1  BussyShillBot 2019-10-13

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-10-13

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-13

What a great company to offer free food.

1  tcpip4lyfe 2019-10-13

Why do you hate gay people?

3  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-13

They taste terrible breaded and fried.

3  tcpip4lyfe 2019-10-13

I disagree.

2  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-13

You know they won’t be your slaves in the afterlife right?

2  tcpip4lyfe 2019-10-13

What do you mean by "They?" 🤔 🤔 🤔

2  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-13

Gay men who you murder and stuff in your freezer

1  tcpip4lyfe 2019-10-13

Let's keep the language gender neutral please. I have anxiety.

0  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-13

Lol. You mad.

You also seem to not know what virtue signaling is but go off.

3  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

Your comment is actually so retarded that I feel compelled to upvote it rather than downvote it.

1  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-13

Define virtue signaling.

5  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

Hold on, let me pull out my pocket dictionary so I can have a debate with a fellow high IQ redditor. Surely dictionary.com or Urban dictionary shall back up my claim.

5  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

Okay I'm back. Sorry, I had to consult my team highly upvoted redditor buddies from /r/legaladvice /r/politicalhumor and /r/conservative on how exactly to own your ass on this debate. They said simply post the definition from Google and I automatically win.

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=virtue+signalling

They said I get bonus debate points for using this specific method to further degrade your intelligence (seeing that you are able to Google yourself). Would the moderators please keep this in account when tallying our scores?

3  Mayos_side 2019-10-13

What you don't seem to understand is that definitions are inherently sexist.

2  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-13

And it still doesn’t apply here.

2  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

!Mom always told me the best lolcows are locally sourced!<

Okay then, bitch. Let's go at it. Tell me why isn't this virtue signalling? Obviously since I posted first I am by de facto currently in the lead here and correct.

2  NMJ87 2019-10-13

I adore you

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Because they actually did something you mouthbreather.

2  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

mouthbreather

Nice insult. At least I'm not French.

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Yes, I am aware you were born inferior, no need to say it loud.

2  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

eating slugs makes me better than you

LMFAO

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Imagine being proud of having an inferior stomach, lmao

3  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

Imagine never winning a war and thinking you're better than back to back world war champs.

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Sound like cope by people who lost against french trained swamp chinks.

3  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

studying french history and trying to use it in an argument when no one actually cares

lmao

0  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Burgerland lost war against the frog trained swamp japs

Reee, nobody cares about french history

Ah burger grasp of english is as always top notch.

3  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

USA rules, french drool. Neener neener neener!

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Cope harder fag

3  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-13

You.....you called me the F SLUR! How will I ever recover?

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

No wonder you lost against sand people, given your bantz

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-13

Are you actually French?

gross!

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Are you actually French?

I am as frog as cassoulet !

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-13

Don’t you dare try and take our mama’s casserole from us 🇺🇸

2  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Cassoulet, no casserole, but I am aware you guys have zero culinary knowledge, and thus I forgive you instead of clamoring for a guillotine, as I should.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-13

I don’t know what you’re saying, frenchie, but thanks for the Babe of Liberty, nerd 😎

3  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

I admit it's pretty great symbolism that the most well known american art piece is actually french. 😎😎😎

3  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-13

🤜🇺🇸💥🇫🇷🤛

bros4life

4  dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-13

Thanks for ww2, buddy. o/

1  BriefSquirt 2019-10-13

Französen raus

1  MagicHoudini 2019-10-13

Based

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