I tried to make it as clear as I can guys. You upvote the lolcows, don't downvote them.

122  2019-10-13 by Yes_he_swan

52 comments

I made this an announcement not because of the linked drama, but because Swan is completely correct.

Upvote lolcows, retards!

I'm too apathetic to be an lolcow. A retard? Yes but not an lolcow

Everyone knows the best lolcows don't know that they're lolcows.

Yeah well I know I'm not one, case closed

Sounds like something a lolcow would say 👉😎👉

Or a well adjusted young man cruising the internet looking for a good time

Right 😉

that's a surprisingly specific concern you have there friend

when you interact with someone who knows nothing about you, then they launch into an attack with specific fears and concerns that have nothing to do with anything, you're dealing with an immature person who is describing their own problems

so congratulations on telling the world your frustrations

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

good luck to you dude, you need some growth. try talking to people honestly

I just downvoted your comment.

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I think I need to be tested for autism, do they sell an at home test kit at riteaid?

He did not consent to being downvoted, please stop or he will be forced to report you.

Everyone on this sub is one.

But I'm special

Shouldn't you also ban him for not using old.reddit?

I'm cutting them a little slack since they want to preserve our lolcows.

I'm probably too nice

I downvote everyone uses that link style

McFluff isn’t an lolcow, just r/Drama’s lamest agendaposter.

pol invictus exists

absolutely delusional

He has his own lolfarm

Actually I'm the only good poster here; sorry you're too slow to see it.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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he's not even that lame, he has been around for a while which makes him a really cool guy

He’s alright

Broke: Downvoting the lolcow.

Woke: Upvoting the lolcow.

Bespoke'd'st've: Becoming the lolcow.

The true ascension of a drama member is to not BE the lolcow but to feed it.

The radical centrist would become the lolcow instead.

Like votes have ever controlled my opinion smh.

Shut up, nerd

Opinions have a liberal bias

I upvote lolcows on other subs not this one. I didnt come here to swim with the herd.

Rude. I upvote you here all the time.

What you you expect when you make a rightoid butthurt thread lol.

This is yet another attempt to gather upvotes for yourselves. Shameful.

That's not an lolcow dumbass

How many times does this have to be said.

Step one: Upvote lolcow comment that you agree/disagree/love/hate.

Step two: ??? (does not include downvoting)

Step three: Drama

Are those incindiary rounds?

eat my entire ass

That is why we need another purge. The more people we get, the worse it will become.

Purging has the unintended consequence of eliminating lolcows. We can't have that happening.

Nah, the amount of gimmickposters rises with every banout or closing of the sub. The mods should at least ban these.

To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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Only.boomers make jokes like "lol french people bad at fighting". Shut up boomer

LMAO I literally just looked at the subs he's posted in and started talking shit on the lowest hanging fruit.

You’re highly upvoted in that thread gentlesir. Everything seems to be in order.

Fuck you're good.

It’s fucking a mature hour in here. Seriously. I would t call myself an oldfag, but I got the drill after three days. I don’t know how much dumber you have to be to not get it for that much longer.

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Added benefit of upvoting lolcows is that they end up banned from their safe space subreddits for having too many internet points in no-no subreddits.

Mcfluff is super mad about the virtue signalling chicken haters, lol