Zoomer gets fired from Zoomerjuice store, proceeds to get chest pains due to nicotine withdrawal, complains about a nurse asking if he's been doing any Zoomerjuice, then all the zoomers start wishing they could educate doctors and nurses on medicine.

301  2019-10-14 by Platycel

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I would have taken the time to educate her. I carry links on my phone of stuff that only a moron (or public health expert) would ignore.

Believe me, I really wanted to, but I could barely breathe let alone get out more than a few words at a time. As obnoxious as it was I was just trying to figure out if I was dying or having a panic attack and didn’t have it in me to try to explain

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Does the Qur'an condone vaping?

No?

Then it's Haram. Enjoy Jahannam!

Mohammed has entered my body (anally of course) to bring you His holy message: Vaping is punishable by death, resist and I will smite you myself.

it's beheading time, brother.

May Allah break the backs of all those who use electric cigarettes instead of acoustic

Hi Aisha!

Aren't hookahs just old school vaping? I'd argue that as long as your lungs are being supplemented with coal smoke with your flavored bullshit, then Allah blesses it.

Aren't hookahs just old school vaping?

No, they aren't gay.

Just a bunch of dudes sitting in a circle sucking tubes until a white substance blasts out. It doesn't get straighter than that imo

They really are.

Okay, but they are the good kind.

What's gay about sucking on a tube and passing it to your bros?

(x) Doubt

I dunno man, go to a hookah bar and hold onto that opinion.

No, they aren't gay.

Hon, that's cope.

She came down with a case of the flavors, sad. The best part of all of this is that Zoomers finally found a way to die from THC. Can’t wait to pull the AKSHUALLY on reggae-cels forever now.

I love how vapetards are just denying medical reality now.

I've gotten in a few arguments with vapetards recently claiming Big tobacco is spreading lies because they're afraid of vaping. Invariably after I inform them that big tobacco has massive shares in the largest e-cig companies on the planet they either stop responding or claim it's a lie.

"my pet drug isn't actually harmful! It's all propaganda!" - Every junkie ever

"WHO CARES IF IT WILL KILL ME! MY BODY MY CHOICE!"

"btw gibs me sum of dat free healhcare"

My choice, your wallet

Including caffeinecels and sugarcels?

What do you think?

Sugar isn't a drug you mong.

Fatfuck cope

Amerilards think HFCS=sugar

I don't think someone who thinks sugar is drug is really in a position to diagnose anyone.

you're not denying it 🤓

Well I'm not fat/beetused.

Sugar isn't a drug

burger pls.

Damn you euros must not take biology or something.

They only learn phrenology

Makes sense. Fritz wouldn't have it any other way.

It indirectly stimulates dopamine release, ppl can get addicted

But sugar withdrawal isn't a thing so hmm Technically you're right but you're an american so you're wrong by default

Lmao euro. You're not even human

correct, im an ubermensch.

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go eat a burger, amerikan.

Kraut thinks he's an Ubermensch

Chill there Hans. You'll get your chance to castrated soon.

lmao it took half the world to stop us twice, you think just america has temporarily neutered the based race means we won't be back?

the victory of the german race is inevitable. whilst americans are out watching superbowl, consuming mass media and eating copious amounts of deep fried food, the Eternal Kraut is healthier, more educated, and far more attractive.

If by German you mean Middle Eastern, then I can see your point.

Cope, we're just letting them in so they can feel the day of the rope first.

Lmao that's the largest cope I've ever seen before. Good luck with being irrelevant.

Least i can afford my healthcare x

I'm not a poor so I don't really care.

Eat the rich

This tbh

Basiert

Lost to the British twice

LMAO

Sugar isn't a drug you mong.

"I can quit diabetes any time I like"

- Burger

I tried but my blood glucose levels dropped too far.

Owning dogs is worse than type 1 diabetes.

T. Catfag

Dont forget claiming that they arent addicted and can stop any time they want

I'm not a faggot but only a handful of people have died from vaping compared to the millions of smokers. Vaping isnt the problem, its bootleg oils that fuck with your lungs

People didn't die from cigs right away. It takes years for the COPD, emphysema, and cancer to show up.

Lol at the vapefag who got bussyblasted over this factual statement. Enjoy your cancer.

Hey faggot I don't smoke or vape, so go have some other retard stroke your dick for you.

Does brand-name oil give you less emphysema?

I used to be in a tech-death band called Brand-Name Emphysema

I dont know because the long term effects are unknown. I'm just saying that vaping is less immediately unhealthy than cigarettes

No it's weird bootleg shit that has chemicals mixed in the juice that are fucking people up. There are a lot of different ways to make the vape juice apparently.

chemicals mixed in the juice

You do realize that the "juice" is made of chemicals whether or not it's bootleg, right?

Did you know that it's perfectly safe to cook with vegetable oil, but if you cook with motor oil, the food will make you really sick?

It's safe to cook with oil because cooking doesn't involve vaporizing hydrophobic liquids and inhaling them into your lungs.

Isn't it bootleg THC oils and certain flavored nicotine ones? So it makes sense that the nurse asked about flavors.

let's see the numbers when people have been juuling for 200 years, sparky

Okay?

Vaping nicotine makes you something like 4x more likely to start smoking. You're still getting addicted to a product that isn't healthy.

Do you seriously think big Tobacco gives a shit about you? Do you seriously think they won't start loading addictive chemicals into this stuff the second they can get away with it?

This isn't even getting into the fact vaping is primarily big tobacco targeting children.

Let me make a list of times I said I vaped:

1.

Imagine the smooth brain thinking it takes to think cigs are the healthy alternative

I don't think anyone is saying cigs are healthy, just that vaping is unhealthy. If you want to quit smoking, just grow a pair of balls and go cold turkey.

grow a pair of balls

😥

Sorry trappy, your empty nutsack dooms you to lifelong smoking addiction.

😋

Cheer up trappy, your balls will always be with us in spirit 😘

Lol dilate and have sex

Vaping is a massive risk reduction compared to smoking, but if you weren't already a smoker, picking up a nicotine habit because now it's "safe" is just pure idiocy.

Just don't smoke, you yellow-toothed zoomer

American Spirits are good for you

American Spirits are good for you

You're thinking of Camel unfiltereds.

They aren't, they're both awful.

What medical reality are you referring to?

Media frenzies being mistaken for deliberate bad actions is good for drama tho

Big Tobacco wins again.

The news is covering THC related vaping sickness as all vaping but regular vaping is actually harmless nicotine. When has nicotine ever been known to cause deaths?

When its coupled with chemicals that cause cancer.

Which the mango flavorings have been found to be carcinogenic

“Mango flavourings have been found to be carcinogenic”. You got a link for that?

This is the third defensive post I've seen from you in this thread. Does arr drama have its very own homegrown vapecel agenda poster?

It’s 50/50 as it should be.

What chemicals in e-liquids cause cancer?

When has nicotine ever been known to cause deaths?

I was responding to that question. When nicotine is in cigarettes, tobacco, dip, etc, it is known to cause cancer.

Nicotine is addictive, deadly in high doses, causes problems with blood dilation but I don’t think it’s carcinogenic.

It is like you fuckers can't read.

Nah. It’s more like I’m the type of fucker that reads what I want to read and then gives the appropriate fucking response based on the day of the week and how I’m feeling. Fuck vaping tho, I think you need a fag.

I wouldn't really call nicotine harmless but it's definitely better than normal cigarettes

Lol

Lol

lmao

Dude bussy

This has been such a surreal freaking month. Watching our community suffer blow after bullshit blow

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen all day. Imagine being so desperate for a sense of belonging that you call a bunch of mongo zoomers chatting about vaping a "community".

Is this the first step in vapers becoming their own gender identity and suffering discrimination? Will we have LGBTQIAPV pride marches next year?

VAPERS RISE UP

In case you didn't know they literally have vaping competitions

No lie i worked with a guy outside of houston who competed nationally. He was also really into magic the gathering which makes sense

That is more autistic and pathetic than fidget spinners.

Which need to make a come back, by the way.

The bragposts of $500+ fidget spinners made out of titanium or whatever are some of my favorite things on Reddit. I feel like I'd be much happier if I were part of that lame subculture.

I got fired from a vape shop for making fun of the customers and "community" long enough. Consumption habits CANNOT become hobbies and these people are seriously retarded for thinking they can be.

I had a roommate who would watch videos of vape contests.

What do they even compete in? Who can rip the fattest clouds?

The fact he launched into calling it a "community" actually made me think it was trolling.

Huh. Not the title I'd have picked

I know you wouldn't, you are retarded.

Big pharma isn’t wasting any time trying to capitalize on our suffering.

>Make a conscious choice to inhale harmful and addictive chemicals

>Start getting health problems

>This is the man's fault!

Lmao

I don’t think people who vape understand that the long term health effects aren’t fully known and that just because no ramifications have happened yet doesn’t mean they won’t down the line.

Nah I think everyone basically understands that it is likely harmful, but it's nearly impossible, short of like an allergy or something, for it to be more harmful that smoking. It's kind of a widely held misconception that it was somehow ever claimed to be perfectly safe.

Everyone loves science until it disagrees with what they believe in. At least the Orthodox and Catholic churches agree that science and religion are on the same side, meanwhile you have zoomers who love science and progress until they learn they learn gënder and sex are the same and there are only two genderß.

And you can't change your sex.

MAKE DIP GREAT AGAIN

this but unironically

*spits in empty monster can*

The person says she only vapes liquids with 1.5 mg of nicotine. I’m gonna take a guess that her liquid has been mislabelled or she’s picked up the wrong strength which could be 15 mg. This was give her a nicotine rush and cause her to panic leading to a panic attack.

I vaped to quit cigs and used 12 or 1.2. It went 1.5, 3, 12

i've noticed the greatest negative impact on my health from low nicotine, high usage devices. especially drip mods. thank god for salt nicotine

I dont know what any of that means but I was able to quit easily after vaping for 6 months. Like I've tried to quit cigs 100s of times with varying levels of failure....its probably because cigs were way more enjoyable

they're also extremely easy to use, the buy in is cheap and you can only buy packs of 20

I saved so much money vaping tho. I live in Ca and smoked American spirits so it was like 8-10$ a pack. I smoked 1 1/2 packs a day7 days a wk so that's like $84 a wk. I think I was spending like $50 a month on vaping

The highest strength I think you’re allowed here is 20mg. Most people start on the highest strength and then work their way down. Before TPD legislation came in people could buy really high strengths of nicotine liquids. I think it’s a good thing it was reduced and controls put in place to ensure all liquids are safe.

i would have taken the time to educate her. I carry links on my phone of stuff that only a moron (or public health expert) would ignore.

look at my post history for it.

imagine being this dude

This is an actual human out there.

Remember the "my body literally craves soy" guy from IncelTears the other day? He even had a Harry Potter themed username. This has been a week of revaluations for me in the "holy shit, there are people who are actually like that" department.

Holy shit, and he's still active as hell with almost all of his posts in politicalhumor. The bugman cometh.

I used vaping to quit cigs, now.im.off both. Only faggots vape that fruity shit, I wanted mine to taste like cigs

I would’ve had her explain to me the composition and production of the aerosol, it’s chemical constituents, manufacturing processes, and FDA regulations as if I didn’t know and wanted her to genuinely explain it to me using her “knowledge.” Then when she couldn’t actually answer I’d proceed to school her ignorant ass if for no other reason than to make her look stupid. Then again I’m a dick.

That’s nice dear. Oooh looks like someone needs their bed pan changed 🤗

7 long years

Imagine being so useless you work in a vapeshop for 7 years

In seven years. Really should’ve come up with their own brand, setup shop, Remembered some key data, kept the contacts. Two years max if you consider yourself “loyal” or “slow”.

Government: People aren't smoking as much anymore and the tobacco settlement state payments are getting lower what can we do?

You: I'm str-r-r-aight or at leas-s-s-s-t I th-th-think so

Also you: People aren't smoking as much anymore and the tobacco settlement state payments are getting lower what can we do?

I get it, you're saying I'm a faggot in reddit spacing, nice.

Yes!

i would have taken the time to educate her. I carry links on my phone of stuff that only a moron (or public health expert) would ignore.

lmao my god I want this to happen and someone video it. I can imagine the 50 year old cardiologist staring angrily at the zoomer telling him that he's just a dumb doctor who doesn't understand how good smoke works.

Imagine not using the patch to quit smoking. Then you vape weed to get over the habit because you can't get addicted to weed, right?