The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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can they atleast attempt to be funny

They are. This is the attempt.

oh this will make a great bumper sticker..

Oh my god kill me now, libshit boomers are even worse than the conservitards.

Rightoid boomers have at least embraced the schizoid shitposting.

Imagine your grandmother decking out her car with printed out /pol/ screencaps.

the ones with their rear bumper wallpapered in cringey resist slogans are, to a fault, post-menopausal white women with boyish haircuts.

Anyone with slogan bumper stickers are most likely assholes

Or 45yo dudes who go for the professor look with thin-rimmed glasses and an aura of condescension that could travel to the moon and back.

maybe its my area but the few times I've been wrong it's just younger foids, I have literally never seen a dude whose car is covered in resist paraphernalia.

Message bags, on the other hand...

Oh man you gotta treat yourself some time. Find a coffee shop that has a dog bowl out by the front and you'll eventually catch one.

Who would do that? Go insult their way out of some pussy?

I mean I do it all the time but I don’t pay money for it.

This is my uncle and his faggy Prius lmao

yeah I know, that's what I was replying to...

Imagine being less funny and less self aware than rural Boomer conservatives. A fate worse than death.

This is nonmedy. It sucks the joy out of a room.

Oh no.

No, you add humour to the sub name, or takeover the sub with humor and politics in the name, and normalize online social activism. That way nobody actually leaves their keyboard, but they get imprinted with whatever angle you want for them.

boomers are funny, get over it.

Worse, boomer humor can reach so cringy that it's funny levels

i found it mildly amusing 😔

Wow, a boomer before 35? It's all down hill from here buddy

boomers are the hottest and wisest generation tho

Oh god its terminal

....whatever MAN.! me and bob are goin' golfing THIS afternoon and then we're gonna hang naked in his garage. nothin homo......... just sick of our wives NAGGING

Dont mind me, I just wanna grill 😇

We have to make sure the boomers don’t discover irony. With how they latched on to memes they would be post-post-ironic by 2023.

i'd like this more with two images of equally obese walmart wheelie monsters juxtaposed, one without a maga hat and one with

I wonder, of Pubs and Dems, who in fact has more non-American citizen supporters?

I know Dems have more non-American voters but support is important, too.

Considering how buddy buddy dems are with china and most of Europe and everything Eastern Europe that isn't Russia, I'd say the number on both sides is probably considerable.

Wait, can you vote if you aren't a citizen?

Not legally.

How do you even get a voter ID? Do you impersonate someone and vote?

Not everywhere requires ID to vote.

Every time I see a post on /r/PoliticalHumor, I report it for "No attempt at humor". It's always true, too.

they’re basically liberal boomers at this point

u/ tyboy3

Shut up boomers

One brave zoomer speaks truth to ‘power’

This is it, the worst post