I can tolerate fast casual food where a minimum amount of actual prep is involved - at Chipotle they at least have to pull the protein out of the bag and throw it on the grill. Fire up the rice maker a few times a day. That seems reasonable.
Why anyone in their right mind would pay $15-25 to have someone microwave your tendies at Panera or Applebee’s boggles the mind. The widespread tolerance for Olive Garden is on its own proof that the American Empire is on the cusp of massive civilization collapse
I still go through the DQ drive thru occasionally so they can heat me up some frozen tendies and throw a side of ranch-like substance in the box along with a few pieces of toast. Don't know why they put toast in with the tendies but at least it gives me something to give to the neighbor's chickens when I get home.
Panera tastes like that because the only people who are willing to pay 12 dollars for a fucking salad or 10 bucks for microwaved Mac and cheese are tasteless suburban mayoids.
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6 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-15
I can tolerate fast casual food where a minimum amount of actual prep is involved - at Chipotle they at least have to pull the protein out of the bag and throw it on the grill. Fire up the rice maker a few times a day. That seems reasonable.
Why anyone in their right mind would pay $15-25 to have someone microwave your tendies at Panera or Applebee’s boggles the mind. The widespread tolerance for Olive Garden is on its own proof that the American Empire is on the cusp of massive civilization collapse
2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-15
I still go through the DQ drive thru occasionally so they can heat me up some frozen tendies and throw a side of ranch-like substance in the box along with a few pieces of toast. Don't know why they put toast in with the tendies but at least it gives me something to give to the neighbor's chickens when I get home.
3 insicknessanddeath 2019-10-15
🤢🤢🤮🤮 mayo industrial society ass nigger
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-15
I once stopped at a DQ on an Indian reservation. Take your average DQ quality and subtract 70%
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-10-15
I won't go to applebees anymore. Nothing on their menu is appealing.
And the last time I went to Olive garden I ordered lasagna it was $17 and bad plus the breadsticks were greasy.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-10-15
Don't talk shit about Chef Mike
1 Ill_Regal 2019-10-15
Okay but Olive Garden has good salad and their breadsticks are fine
5 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-15
Panera tastes like hospital food
4 El_Guero_Alto 2019-10-15
Panera tastes like that because the only people who are willing to pay 12 dollars for a fucking salad or 10 bucks for microwaved Mac and cheese are tasteless suburban mayoids.
2 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-15
Oh good I thought maybe it tasted like hospital food because I’m actually dead
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-15
Still could be true tbh
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-15
God willing
1 refugeeinaudacity 2019-10-15
Imagine going to Panera and not getting the $1.30 bagel.
4 SnapshillBot 2019-10-15
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2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-15
Broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl from Panera got me through multiple surgeries so I'm willing to forgive them for anything like this.
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-10-15
Their chicken Alfredo in a bread bowl was like 2000 calories, with all the salts and protein you need in a day, for $10. College memories.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-15
congrats on your gayness my man
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-15
2 insicknessanddeath 2019-10-15
Mayos mad
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-10-15
Imagine unironically paying to eat at chain restaurants.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-15
No ones impressed by you
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-10-15
☝️👆Seething👆☝️
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-10-15
So?
1 cakeisgreat 2019-10-15
I’m, however, very impressed with you. 😏
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-15
💦
1 heretobefriends 2019-10-15
Somehow better than one of those restaurants that only makes grilled cheeses.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-15
That’s called “sous vide” cooking. You think steakhouses cook your big ass tomahawk steak in 20 minutes straight from the fridge? Nope.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-15
Foodies should all be forced to eat nothing but oatmeal and salt stick until the end of their days.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-15
Jared, just when I think you can’t get more based, you do
1 charming_tatum 2019-10-15
She posted this to tiktok then got fired after it went viral
1 AllocatedData 2019-10-15
Good, exposing a fast food chain doesn't make up for being a Tik Tok user
1 watermark1917 2019-10-15
Got lots of share tho
1 Pepperglue 2019-10-15
And people told me Panera is for rich people.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-10-15
Imagine liking Panera
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-10-15
I remember when I took a job at my favorite restaurant and found out how they made their food.
Do not take a job at your favorite restaurant.
They just made a giant tub of Mac and cheese at the beginning of each week and microwaved individual servings.