SRDines feelings are hurt when soy is used as an insult. This is why we need mayocide.

83  2019-10-16 by mackson2000

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That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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Soy is massively overblown. People should be talking about the xenoestrogen in the water.

Fluoride turns you gay and liberal, this is proven.

Portland banned fluoride and it didnt help at all

It was too late for them.

I blame bisphenol A personally. It's proliferation in the 90s before the panic is likely responsible for what we're seeing now.

This is why I only drink diet coke

Literally this

Diet Coke is unironically the most delicious of all soft drinks.

Smooth-brains drink it because they think it's healthier and it won't make them even fatter; the truly brilliant drink it for the crisp, refreshing taste.

I watched a documentary about music, presented by a Professor of Music. He talked about things like why Minor keys sounded sad compared to Major keys.

In the last episode he talked about the composer who he thought used music in the most inventive way.

It was Ray Charles

Oh get fucked SRD. Blues is fucking simple and stupid and so is Ray Charles.

music that isn't Western Classical is basically the capeshit of music and i say this with no irony

I can imagine what you look like based on this faggy comment

sorry i insulted your favorite marvel music, manchild

not listening to Gregorian chants

🤭

not listening to esoteric Chinese underwater yodeling

What about outsider music and new wave

and it's a black person saying it which proves how insidious white supremacy can be.

Fucking srdines man. I want to tell them to do something but I'm not allowed.

Is telling people to k---&$y----s actually banable?

Yes. I did it a few times.

and it's a black person saying it which proves how insidious white supremacy can be.

Fucking srdines man. I want to tell them to do something but I'm not allowed.

They're literally all the bottom pic. They're even agreeing with what he said.

And the bottom guy is kinda right, this idea of old European composers being the height of musical achievement is absolutely rooted in racism and ideas of European superiority.

lol Goddamn.

Both top pic and bottom pic are pretentious retards CMV

The top pic was being sarcastic.

Its best to not let simps know tbh https://twitter.com/BroderickHunter/status/1122203986084261888?s=20 but yeah he was baiting

Soyboys mad.

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