I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
Please. The dinosaurs did not spend 65,000,000 years laboriously guiding the Earth back towards it's glorious creetaceous climate for nothing. THey are not letting that happen again. 🦖🍴🗺🍴🦕
They shall consume us all and we will be blessed. In their infinite wisdom, and stomachs, we shall become beings of pure energy that the dinosaurs 🦖 shall use freely
Trump dumps Pence and selects Hillary as his VP. He ekes out a narrow win in 2020 and then resigns, giving Hillary the presidency and finally showing the world that is indeed her turn.
However five minutes before he resigns he makes an international announcement in which declares he identifies as a woman, making him the first woman president.
Immediately after his announcement Hillary is sworn in as the second woman president of the United States.
The collective seethe from twitter wokies and blue checkmarks produces enough energy for the US to completely halt its usage of fossil fuels, defeating climate change once and for all and saving the entire world.
Trump then disappears into the night, like an ephemeral spark flitting from world to world; his work here is done.
If your argument for Bernie is he is "Ancient" You are flawed in an Ad Hominem fallacy. He has better policies than all other candidates and everyone followed his lead through the debate. He gave the strongest answers. I'm sorry but age doesn't apply here when you can clearly see performance. On the other hand, Biden proved "Being Ancient" With his scrambling and not being able to talk straight. Use facts to back up your claims.
bernie is in the waiting room for the afterlife with his hand on the door knob.
These people are vying for one of the most powerful positions on the planet. How in God’s name isn’t at least one of them a hyper-competent, Machiavellian badass who just wipes the floor with everyone else?
There was Marianne Williamson, but the DNC installed psychic-limiters in the podiums so she wasn't able to use her full power which lead to her campaign failing.
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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-16
I'm excited about the asteroid as well
1 trexmundi 2019-10-16
Please. The dinosaurs did not spend 65,000,000 years laboriously guiding the Earth back towards it's glorious creetaceous climate for nothing. THey are not letting that happen again. 🦖🍴🗺🍴🦕
1 Cdace 2019-10-16
They shall consume us all and we will be blessed. In their infinite wisdom, and stomachs, we shall become beings of pure energy that the dinosaurs 🦖 shall use freely
1 duckraul2 2019-10-16
It's gonna be dumb as hell
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-10-16
Not when Hillary returns and picks Beto for her VP
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-16
Trump dumps Pence and selects Hillary as his VP. He ekes out a narrow win in 2020 and then resigns, giving Hillary the presidency and finally showing the world that is indeed her turn.
However five minutes before he resigns he makes an international announcement in which declares he identifies as a woman, making him the first woman president.
Immediately after his announcement Hillary is sworn in as the second woman president of the United States.
The collective seethe from twitter wokies and blue checkmarks produces enough energy for the US to completely halt its usage of fossil fuels, defeating climate change once and for all and saving the entire world.
Trump then disappears into the night, like an ephemeral spark flitting from world to world; his work here is done.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-10-16
Trump would be impeached before he can say anything. His smartest play would be picking Beto as his VP and changing his party to Democrat for 2020.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-16
Is there some reason you don't want Trump to save the world from climate change?
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-10-16
He won’t do that no matter what I want
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-10-16
trumps going to win again. none of these people have the know how to actualy win this.
that and I haven't heard anything about any Republican runners yet
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-16
most republicans are too fat to run tbh
1 Pinksister 2019-10-16
You have "Houston" in your username, so I know for a fact that you have no room to talk about other people being fat.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-16
if im so fat, explain this
1 Metatron58 2019-10-16
bernie is in the waiting room for the afterlife with his hand on the door knob.
Bernie fanboys are the fucking worst.
1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-10-16
These people are vying for one of the most powerful positions on the planet. How in God’s name isn’t at least one of them a hyper-competent, Machiavellian badass who just wipes the floor with everyone else?
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-16
There was Marianne Williamson, but the DNC installed psychic-limiters in the podiums so she wasn't able to use her full power which lead to her campaign failing.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-16
Sad. Now that she realizes what she's up against, she'll use at least 10% of her power level in 2024 tho
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-16
Nah I'm pretty sure she already returned to her home dimension.