/r/Dallas armchair legal experts get dunked on by an actual defense attorney

141  2019-10-16 by EasySchmitty

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Lmao, get dabbed on, Tardfinn

who?

some tranny jannie

smh i'm quoting trappy (rip)

I found it funny.

Now enjoy your ban 😡

he even got one of the other jannies to start issuing warnings to people for calling him out on his stupid arrogance.

He needs to get off reddit and get some actual professional help. This site doesn't do anything for him other than feed his delusions.

Oh my god I didn’t realise it was him

womp womp

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So this is what they do for fun in Texas

T*xans deserve another day of the Alamo tbqh

I agree, if this is peak fun in Texas then they deserve to be taken back by Mexico. Then build the wall around Texas and call it good. Don’t gotta worry about them anymore.

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>dallass

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The guy is probably a pizza alt

TBH Dallas is hardly Texas. I'd be willing to give it to Oklahoma or Arkansas if they wanted it

Go fuck yourself, that offer belongs solely to Wichita Falls

I've never really considered Wichita Falls as a part of Texas anyway.

BOOMER

No, I'm a Gen-X

What makes Dallas “hardly” Texas. Seems like whenever someone brings up any city in Texas that city isn’t considered real Texas.

What’s real Texas? Living in a shack out in the planes west of Amarillo?

everything north of Austin might as well be north of the mason-dixon line

Ah so real Texas is just Tejas and slab country

“Real Texas” is also apparently the shittiest beach in all of America the stretch from Galveston to Corpus Christi.

Well, at least it isn't Lubbock

the shittiest beach in all of America

someone's never been to mississippi

Rio Grande Valley for lyfe

Because you probably get hatch chiles most of the year there, I'll allow it

that's a trash new mexico chile. serranos and jalapenos grow year round though (I'm sure hatch do as well)

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They say there's no such thing as a wrong opinion but this is a wrong opinion.

A hatch Chile is just a bell pepper

this but extremely unironically

So, Mexico?

Holy shit, look at his mod list. I don't have the words

Isn't Bardfinn that mentally retarded super jannie?

hope you don't get admin banned for using his name but yes

can we call them tardfnn?

Yup

Retarded doesn't even begin. If pizzashill and BelleAriel made a monstrous codeine-addicted lard baby who was bottle fed MMR vaccine and read sov-cit legal filings as bedtime stories, that baby would possibly reach this level of retarded.

Between pizza's autism and BelleAriel's retardation, these two could produce a super-retard turboautist that the world has never seen.

sov-cit legal filings as bedtime stories

Man of culture

Man of culture

I aspire to only the best. What's the internet drama equivalent to caviar?

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Lmao chain of custody for witness testimony.

Like witness testimony isn't perfect but a trial is not a scientific experiment, if we raised the burden of proof so high that witness testimony didn't count there would be anarchy. You have to take it with a grain of salt but it does count.

Its far from the worse thing about our justice system anyway. Like we have insane mandatory minimums in place just to pressure people into a plea deal to get a same sentence. Which heavily biases things in favor of the prosecutor even for innocent people. You're basically at the prosecutors mercy and have to play a game of weighing a reasonable time in jail in a plea VS the prosecutor managing to string together a case and put you in prison for a sentence wildly disproportionate to the crime. It's a huge benefit when going after criminals of course, but so would be just doing away with trials and letting the prosecutor imprison who they want. You're putting a lot of faith in that prosecutor.

It doesn't help that putting innocent clients in prison is just as big of a boon to a prosecutors career as putting guilty ones away. It's more statistics on their resume. They just want to close the case a lot of the time, they don't care if they get the right guy. Combine that with almost comical deference to prosecutors on the part of typical American juries and you've got a poisonous combination. Like literally a lot of times juries put away people they don't actually think committed the crime just because they think they look like they're a criminal anyway and will be back in the system.

And a bunch of just god awful laws from the 80s and 90s when the democrats and Republicans got into a stupid arms race trying to prove who was more tough on crime.

No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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This but unironically

Yeah that chain of custody comment really stood out to me as well. Maybe for like collected physical evidence but applying that rigor to testimony is beyond stupid. Nothing would ever be admissible.

What about Eric Clanton the bike lock attacker got no jail time for politically motivated attempted murder because a leftwing jury thought he was a nice white guy that showed those trumptards the business?

No one:

Rightoids: bike lock antifa supersoldier reeeeeeee

Chapo check

0 of pepperouchau's last 997 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

sneeding rightoid

did he post in a no no sub

My mistake, maybe you are a leftoid after all

Your in the gulag line. Your supposed to be over their in the guilotine line.

Based

I see the "What about.." wheel landed on "Antifa" today.

dilate

I still love how a group who goes around talking about their willingness to fight the country if a Dem wins or Daddy is removed from office with their guns was so scared of anti-fifa and a single dude with bike locks.

Chapo check

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He was 100% based. We need more political violence.

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Cope harder retard.

Are you lost or just retarded,?

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0 for 4. Holy shit, he could play for the Cardinals.

LMAO I never posted there. Try again dipshit

Move along your clear

What exactly were you trying to prove? if I was a dyed in the wool commie, I would admit it.

Chapo is not real communism

I keep writing the same comment from time to time... the unexpected and innovative way in which bl@ck pippo express their, shall we say, cultural and intellectual peakness is perennially entertaining.

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Reminder to report hisxr rude, condescending, and off topic rantposts as harassment, because zsxhe would do the same for you.

Damn, dude got dabbed on hardcore

Bard is repeatedly the worst power user/moderator, he's taken up bipolarbear and davidriess' mantle.

Holy shit I didn't even read the username and i was like no... This is too familiar....it can't be...and yet it was...

lol I fuckin love who is getting dunked on right now in that thread.

Oh look another tranny internet moderator acting like a retard.

I though posting any thread with brdfnn was verboten. Xhe's not gonna be happy about this harassment

of course it’s bardfinn

Lmao BF is from Garland??? I think lawz is not too far from that area too. Exactly how many of you retards am I living next to?

There's probably something in the water making all of you so colossally retarded.

Hey buddy