The reason Pete is going to win is because I put $200 on it, and I did it long enough ago that a $20 bet placed on Kanye at the time had the same payout.
I know we live in an age of hyper partisanship, but can we just for one moment all come together and agree that our president is a bonafide fucking moron?
Just remember that there is a significant population of the US who truly think that he is a genius who has some hidden master plan with every retarded thing he does. Remember that.
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2 QuadNarca 2019-10-16
I wish Daddy wrote a nice letter like that to me.
2 ItsSugar 2019-10-16
Let's work out a good deal!
You can make a great deal.
he is willing to make concessions that they would never have made in the past.
Don't be a fool!
President "Used Car Salesman"
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-10-16
President Gil from the Simpsons
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-16
womp womp
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1 SJCards 2019-10-16
I will call you later.
1 somestupidname1 2019-10-16
Ok I'll be off work in a few, just hmu whenever you're free.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-16
Don't be a tough guy!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-16
Snappy!
1 MG87 2019-10-16
presses up against Erogadan's bulge
1 Zero5urvivers 2019-10-16
I chose to believe that that letter is fake.
3 Strictlybutters 2019-10-16
It is. I have it on good authority that this is the real letter right here
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-16
I choose to believe that this letter is real.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-16
Where is "dont be a fool"?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-16
This is peak burgerland, lmao.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-16
Bubbeh?! Is that you?
1 wwaalleess 2019-10-16
Only some though. The rest of your problems are up to you.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-10-16
You leftoid cucks just don't understand high level diplomacy
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-16
Real leaders don’t have legal aids
draftcraft their love letters1 cptnhaddock 2019-10-16
U think Pete’s cia?
1 KittehDragoon 2019-10-16
The reason Pete is going to win is because I put $200 on it, and I did it long enough ago that a $20 bet placed on Kanye at the time had the same payout.
1 respaaaaaj 2019-10-16
So the DDF is just going to fall back to "leaks are treason" to spin this one right?
1 wwaalleess 2019-10-16
People on /r/asktrumpsupporters have already stated that it gets the message across, therefore, it is good.
The message, I can only assume, is that our president is a fucking retard who is now writing letters to dictators acting like a used car salesman.
1 seenten 2019-10-16
What a stupid sub lol. Dozens of people asking leading questuons that won't actually be answered by drooling DDF
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-16
Daddy could literally send this over written in crayon and they'd think it's ok cause he got the message across
1 Plexipus 2019-10-16
I know we live in an age of hyper partisanship, but can we just for one moment all come together and agree that our president is a bonafide fucking moron?
1 allendrio 2019-10-16
The whole reason why burgers are hyper partisan is half of them think this guy is the reincarnation of Einstein and Rockefeller combined
1 Plexipus 2019-10-16
I'm trying to commiserate with my political opponents here, either he's a retard or both of them are
1 wwaalleess 2019-10-16
Just remember that there is a significant population of the US who truly think that he is a genius who has some hidden master plan with every retarded thing he does. Remember that.
1 queerjihad 2019-10-16
He does have a hidden master plan. It's just a retarded plan that gets changed 5x a day.
1 Pepperglue 2019-10-16
The president we deserve.
1 SJCards 2019-10-16
I am insulted pizzashill isn't all over this easy bait.
1 ItsSugar 2019-10-16
Caught a 20 day ban iirc.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-10-16
Did both his accounts get banned? Tell that mumbling queer to get in here.
1 Mayos_side 2019-10-16
Nice.
1 MG87 2019-10-16
Why the hell does his signature look like the EKG of a patient with V-Tach?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-16
Cause he writes with his entire hand gripping the sharpie
1 wwaalleess 2019-10-16
> no emojis
Why even write? 😑
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-16
Don’t let the world down.
1 employee10038080 2019-10-16
I just don't get it. How do people still support him after seeing retarded shit like this.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-10-16
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-16
Same reason 900 died in Guyana
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-10-16
I've penned more eloquent texts to exes at 3 am.