Hmm I might try this to see if I can smoke out the groundhogs on my land. I've read the recipes before but they of course all require potassium nitrate which I didn't realize was in stump remover. I have a significant groundhog issue right now on my land. It's 200 acres & they've spent years digging a tunnel system that makes it so they can navigate the entire farm underground like some kind of Viet Cong. Not even exaggeraring, there's a creek which is up to 8 feet deep in areas & they've dug tunnels which run under it.
Normally I wouldn't mind because those little baby groundhogs are so fuzzy & cute, but they've dug the foundation out from under the house & both barns. The house developed a 1" wide crack in the cinderblock walls from where a corner of the footer dropped substantially.
Using traps & patience I've caught several, however that seems to have left the much smarter & faster ones behind which do not enter the traps, only come out at night, & they don't walk more than 4ft from a hole. I only ever occasionally catch a brief glimpse of one from 300yds away before it hears/sees me & runs into a tunnel. I tried some of those cheap commercial grade "smoke fireworks", but they'd only smoke for about 2 seconds before going out. Didn't generate anywhere near enough smoke
They build passages in case of flooding; I knew an exterminator who said he saw someone flush 50 gallons of water down one to get em out, and only got one.
The best way to get rid of ground hogs is to get a bunch of snakes and release them in the general vicinity but then you're left with a snake problem so you gotta get a bunch of cats then to get rid of the cats you gotta get some dogs then for every 2 dogs you need to find 1 homeless person. At this point you should flood the area making sure there is nowhere dry for them to sleep and they'll leave in a day or 2. I suggested this to mark schlereth after he tweeted asking for help with his mole problem years ago. He ended up retweeting me so its sound advice
Actually Hodor, we could expand that to every right in the Constitution. No voting, no free speech, no protection from cruel and unusual punishment, nothing without a rigorous physical test.
see where these people have all their guides on what to do, they just arent doing it. I have a 6 football field sized compound with cement walls reinforced with metal and gun slits. in the center is a small 25 by 25 foot shack surrounded by pitfalls, landmines, and rusty spikes. all litters with lawn knomes packed with boogaloo clay. underneath be shack is 8 sub levels of sex dungeons (yes ladies, this means you) and supplies to last for years.
pizza parties are on fridays, arts and crafts is on Saturdays. All are welcome!
How to create a expensive ineffective shithole 101 right here.
Although you might end up warranting a bunker buster depending on depth. However I doubt they’ll do more than flood the air vents with tear gas and wait for you to come out.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-16
Chad move tbh
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-10-16
Virgin gun owner vs Chad groundhogs
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-10-16
They build passages in case of flooding; I knew an exterminator who said he saw someone flush 50 gallons of water down one to get em out, and only got one.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-16
Number of holidays for groundhogs: 1
Number of holidays for gun owners: 0
Your move, gun owners.
2 hyledog 2019-10-16
Bro black people get a whole month
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-16
Just as MLK intended.
1 charming_tatum 2019-10-16
July 4th is a holiday for gun owners
1 charming_tatum 2019-10-16
The best way to get rid of ground hogs is to get a bunch of snakes and release them in the general vicinity but then you're left with a snake problem so you gotta get a bunch of cats then to get rid of the cats you gotta get some dogs then for every 2 dogs you need to find 1 homeless person. At this point you should flood the area making sure there is nowhere dry for them to sleep and they'll leave in a day or 2. I suggested this to mark schlereth after he tweeted asking for help with his mole problem years ago. He ended up retweeting me so its sound advice
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-10-16
The Emu War all over again.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-16
I have a great respect for gun nuts, I hope most survive when we all get droned.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-16
I think there should be a fitness test for gun ownership. You should have to run 3 miles. No time limit. Just be able to run your fat ass for 3 miles.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-16
Actually Hodor, we could expand that to every right in the Constitution. No voting, no free speech, no protection from cruel and unusual punishment, nothing without a rigorous physical test.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-16
Nah. I just hate fat gun owners.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-16
Unbased, Hodor. Unbased.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-16
Cut out the beer and hit the treadmill.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-16
You're talking to a guy who has to go to a Holocaust museum to find pants that fit my tall, skinny frame.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-16
Not skinny enough
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-10-16
If there were no fat gun owners, then who would serve in the Rascal cavalry?
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-16
Pullups and crunches, too? 😘
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-10-16
Whatever. Weekendgunnit talks about solvent traps and shit all the time
1 respaaaaaj 2019-10-16
Yeah but weekendgunnit is a honeypot
1 Curbside_dental 2019-10-16
Don't play with h2s.
Don't touch the stove it's hot.
Life lessons.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-10-16
pathetic.
see where these people have all their guides on what to do, they just arent doing it. I have a 6 football field sized compound with cement walls reinforced with metal and gun slits. in the center is a small 25 by 25 foot shack surrounded by pitfalls, landmines, and rusty spikes. all litters with lawn knomes packed with boogaloo clay. underneath be shack is 8 sub levels of sex dungeons (yes ladies, this means you) and supplies to last for years.
pizza parties are on fridays, arts and crafts is on Saturdays. All are welcome!
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-10-16
How to create a expensive ineffective shithole 101 right here.
Although you might end up warranting a bunker buster depending on depth. However I doubt they’ll do more than flood the air vents with tear gas and wait for you to come out.