Mayonnaise Twitter is like :

32  2019-10-18 by Kaiser-romulus

9 comments

2  cochnbahls 2019-10-18

Fuck. If you held up ten side by side shots of them I'd get 60% wrong.

2  princess_y_fronts 2019-10-18

You have what we in the twitter industry refer to as "mayoeyes"

1  cochnbahls 2019-10-18

Old overweight people all look a like. But you're probably right too

1  TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-18

for me it's blond women

living in the south was hell

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-18

There's a cute blonde chick I've just started talking to, nothing too crazy but we got a good rapport and she seems cool so I may see if it goes anywhere. She's got these very oddly shaped eyes, not in a bad way but kind of like what you'd see with a half Asian girl, but she doesn't have any other Asian features. They're pretty fuckin cute, and she's got really nice tits.

1  TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-18

FAS

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-18

Nah, she doesn't quite have that Lucy Wilde look to her. Although that would be pretty hot

1  SnapshillBot 2019-10-18

Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.

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1  NMJ87 2019-10-18

Aw man... RIP Michael Clarke Duncan