r/drama: Who is the most retarded person here (besides me)

Who is the most retarded person here (besides me)

36 2019-10-19 by IHeartCommyMommy

Something I've been thinking about. We have a lot of retards here, but who is the most? Pizza? Pol? Watermark? Lawlz?

Just curious what you guys think, it's a pretty aide variety of people to pick from. Every other comment is like the Special Olympics decided to have a creative writing contest or something.

59 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-19

This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.

Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.

Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.

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1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-19

Being one of the more one point drama users imma give PS the edge, but maybe I’m biased

1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-19

Ehhhh, he is sometimes kind of sort of correct in a way, which can't be said about the other two. But then again, he is so socially retarded that it may end up making him worst in the long run. I mean the dudes a total fucking goober, the 10% of the time he's kind of correct isn't going to make up for that.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-19

Yup this is basically what I think. I actually like the dude, he’s just suuuuper autistic and retarded with his opinions.

1 Slump_o 2019-10-19

pizzas opinions are literally just mainstream neoliberal but gamerpilled on the foid question. He’s pretty good

1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-19

Ya he’s like the embodiment of gamergazi and braincels

1 watermark1917 2019-10-19

Pizzashill means what he says at least, even if it is retarded. Like he clearly and obviously means that retardation, it's very clearly very serious. It's almost endearing to see a bit of sincerity awash in the sea of stupid meta posts, it's like actual downie lost of in a crowd of people pretending to be downies, it really warms your heart, wow this is the real deal. You know I watched the Shia Labeouf movie the other day and it really opened my eyes and made me have a lot of sympathy for his kind.

I haven't actually watched Peanut Butter Falcon. Wow man you just managed to turn the subject back to yourself somehow after doing that obnoxious dick bit, followed it up with Pavlovian self-loathing too, well at least this paragraphs short right. Haha, already at meta, all that's left is meta(x) {meta(x)}.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-19

Tldr but I agree he’s autistic, but at least you write out your tldrs. When ps just copy pastas constantly

1 Wordshark 2019-10-19

Pol is right almost half the time, it’s just stuff you can’t admit is right if your a decent person

1 Coonass_alt 2019-10-19

UM that would be...

1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-19

You’re definitely in the top 3 with my other lolcows.

1 watermark1917 2019-10-19

Like everyone here is dark triad narcissistic, everyone is going to ironically claim it to be them, it's so predictable and annoying. Haha good joke idiot, man you claimed to be retarded but didn't mean it, anyone who takes you seriously about your own retardation is going to look real stupid now, brilliant defense mechanism, negating everything, disclaiming any responsibility for your own words but at the same time leaving everything you express utterly meaningless. The instinctual, nihilistic rasp of the soul subjected to the postmodern condition.

Only one person is smug and narcissistic enough to write a paragraph like the preceding one before immediately turning around and "ironically" doing that same thing, just adding another negation to the negation, "on purpose" meta-hypocrisy on top of the boring and predictable irony, wow, great trick idiot. Your opinion of yourself is somehow so high you have to build labyrinths of irony to hide yourself behind because you're so afraid of someone finding any actual sincere emotion anywhere in anything you write, and picking you apart and making it apparent to yourself what a boring mediocrity you in fact are. And actually, you're not even afraid of them, you're afraid of yourself, afraid of the adult tantrums you know you'll throw, or pathetic lapses into histrionic and delusional self-loathing you'll descend into trying to elicit pity. So you can't write anything worthwhile at all, your entire contribution to humanity is just trying to put so many negations before some boring mediocrity that it can't ever be found, you can't be found. So congrats, rather than mediocrity, you have accomplished nothing at all. Your father spent his life at the plywood mill, you will have spent your life on nothing.

BTW, I'm the most retarded person here.

1 LongPostBot 2019-10-19

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1 watermark1917 2019-10-19

For some reason I got the urge to respond to this by writing "It was merely an act", in reference to the meme, it's a really dumb joke though, just thought I'd note that here. See I get the joke, I'm cringing too alright, we're both cool bros, bussy lmao.

1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19

Imma start actually reading your rants when I can. This was pretty lucid and entertaining.

Learn to use your paragraphs tho

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-19

Hey. I kinda liked your racism stump speech earlier. You are on a roll lately, unironically.

1 Coonass_alt 2019-10-19

Seething

1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-10-19

You're too funny to be the biggest retard

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-19

I like your fringe bayou drama

1 FearOfBees 2019-10-19

On what basis do we consider the parameters for whom is the most retarded? Seriousposting? Agendaposting? Stickyposting? Lolcowposting? essayposting? Liking sword/space/wand shit? Meta-contextual-explanation-ironic-posting? Am I the most retarded for wanting to find parameters?

1 watermark1917 2019-10-19

I think everyone here should get a trophy for being the most retarded so that no one feels left out. We should build monuments to each of our failures so we never forget them. This will make everyone's self esteem really high.

1 Mayos_side 2019-10-19

When all this is over, we will look back and see everywhere that our failures poked through so that we can burn them all away.

1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-19

I have been told that I am.

1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-19

Tzar for sure

1 ItsSugar 2019-10-19

https://i.imgur.com/C87xx6T.jpg

1 Curbside_dental 2019-10-19

Make a poll.

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-10-19

Pol has the most retarded opinions but I think pizza is the most retarded because he should know better.

1 charming_tatum 2019-10-19

I think pol being driven solely by anger and bitterness makes him seem dumber than he is

1 seenten 2019-10-19

being driven solely by anger

That itself sounds pretty dumb

1 Rentokill_boy 2019-10-19

the tragic retardation of the 'disenfranchised' white male

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-10-19

solely by anger and bitterness

Well it's a foid sooooo

1 Rentokill_boy 2019-10-19

well hello ma'am

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-19

Really? That adds a whole new layer to the casserole.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-10-19

Didn't he post a picture of himself shirtless in a Spiderman mask back when he was still using his first account?

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-10-19

Na that was Day_of_the_Cope , pol was around before.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-10-19

rofl, I thought they were the same person

1 collectijism 2019-10-19

Yeah the guy with the happa wife the 6 cats and his six accounts got him to delete himself after doxing him.

1 Woolgun 2019-10-19

Collectijizzm

1 r4chan-cancer 2019-10-19

Guy writes like randy did when he went through his retarded phase

1 collectijism 2019-10-19

Randy is in my basement putting on the lotion right now

1 collectijism 2019-10-19

Gigacope

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-19

Not I. I’m actually very intellectual and handsome.

1 darth_stroyer 2019-10-19

I admire watermark for keeping this place radically centrist, pol is constantly angry because not everyone here is bending over for his teenager ideology.

1 collectijism 2019-10-19

He got really mad when i said kermit lost the debate. I think he thought i was a brother in arms

1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-19

If we got birdfinn here, it would be him

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-10-19

I'm glad everyone agrees that I'm the smartest and funny person on r/drama

1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-19

Who ?

1 collectijism 2019-10-19

Are

1 heretobefriends 2019-10-19

The