Falling down the cringe hole
141 2019-10-19 by MagicHoudini
This is not drama as much as it is pointig finger and laughing at someone, but
The post about AHS going after EpicAirConditioners brought me to the EAC subreddit, where a couple users are brigading trying to tease actual racist shitposting. As the AHS users are not very smart and they can't take a joke because humour anywhere is a danger to feelings everywhere, their teasing limits itself to saying "you're not fooling anyone by writing JU!" and other weak banter, while the normal users mock them for their inefectiveness
One exchange in particular caught my attention: a user by the name of u-genericmetahub tries his best and calls them cringy (sic), only to be immediately put down in the very next comment because he posts some embarassingly unfunny boomer memes.
Now what caught my attention was this exchange, in which he thanks his harrasers and invites them to a visit a sub I never heard of, /r/catdad
Mind you, these are the same people he told to leave reddit forever a comment above in the chain and that he is so disgusted that he has to bridage their discussions. At first I thought this was some kind of unfunny /r/familyman situation, but no.
This meme master has been trying to push this sub for 4 years. The sub is supposedly about cats looking like middle aged man, but it's actually Facebook humour attached to picture of cats.
Almost every post on the sub is by him of his buddy, u-F1A, which I believe is his alt since every post for the first three years of the sub are from our hero. Sadly, after four years of shilling and heavy memeing, only 10 subscribers have noticed his efforts and the sub is almost dead outside these two.
Some highlights include:
First post ever on the sub: "When your girlfriend brings his shitskin girlfriend to our families christmas dinner"
Coming to terms with my cancer diagnosis
The one with the funny gif, but real cringe in the comments When Your Wife Doesn't Let You Have Fun With Your Internet Friends (bcc: u-F1A )
Then it gets even weirder because the only text post in the entire sub, titled My resignation letter, says that our hero has to pursue his programmer career sadly and can't handle all the duties of both /r/catdad and /r/catdadofficial, then proceeds to continue shitposting like nothing happened. /r/catdadofficial is a dead sub with 0 subscribers and 2 posts.
He and his buddy/alts also moderate /r/runescapedad (unfunny sub with zero readers with the same shtick of catdad, but about Runescape) /r/DGAYWADCTBP (Damn Girl Are You Wearing a Diapy Cause That Booty Poopy which contains some Jap Porn) and two other subs that I have no idea what they are about and can't be bothered to find out.
In conclusion, when someone comes to your shitposting discussion to virtue signal this is who you should picture in your mind.
Friendly reminder that with pinging we could have some healthy discussion with the guy.
28 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-19
womp womp
Snapshots:
Falling down the cringe hole - archive.org, archive.today
AHS going after EpicAirConditioners - archive.org, archive.today
cringy - archive.org, archive.today
in the very next comment - archive.org, archive.today
this exchange - archive.org, archive.today
/r/catdad - archive.org, archive.today
/r/familyman - archive.org, archive.today
"When your girlfriend brings his sh... - archive.org, archive.today
Coming to terms with my cancer diag... - archive.org, archive.today
When U Poop Ur Pants - archive.org, archive.today
When Your Wife Doesn't Let You Have... - archive.org, archive.today
My resignation letter - archive.org, archive.today
/r/catdadofficial - archive.org, archive.today
/r/runescapedad - archive.org, archive.today
/r/DGAYWADCTBP - archive.org, archive.today
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1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-19
😴😴😴
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19
Well deserved, it's just so narcisistic of the guy to go to EAC to bash them and then turn around and invite those same people at the first sight of a compliment.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-19
we bash trannies then invite them to be our mods
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19
yeah but we love our trans brethren that's why we bully them, to be noticed by tranSenpai.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-19
Good find OP, you're hired!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-19
It’s like snallyposting, but just for the fellas 😎
1 collectijism 2019-10-19
Its difficult to make a judgement call whos more sad the guy with 2 accounts trying to make a cat dad sub for 4 years or the guy who spent 20 minutes explaining it all
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19
Where would you put the guy trying to feel superior with weak banter?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-10-19
I actually like that sub lol. I made a post to bait kippot
1 collectijism 2019-10-19
Is this really what they teach you in marx university. Realize your complaining about a guy making fun of a guy making content that consists of making fun of a guy for making fun of cats.
Like do you drink with a straw and wear a helmet?
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19
That’s a little better way to repeat the same exact comment you just posted. I have no problem with banter, I don’t like it when it’s as weak as your two previous attempts.
To elaborate: the Marxist remark has no bite, as it is unrelated to what I posted and to me as a person. The last joke is funny and it’s a step the right direction. It’s just too vague and stems from the Marxist remark m, so it doesn’t use anything to offend me specifically.
3/10 you can do better.
1 collectijism 2019-10-19
How long did it take you to think of this response? Did you write it out an erase it 12 times in the last 30 hours from my comment? And this is all you came up with? Knowing when to admit defeat is a huge part of becoming a man. So is understanding when your around greatness to be silent and listen
1 MagicHoudini 2019-10-19
See? This one’s better, I can feel your emotions.
Some tips:
You again feel into irony, which indicates you have poor understanding of yourself and the place you are participating in. Not unlike Darqwollf or Pizza do. But at least Pizza is informed of what he is talking about. So avoid it.
You again assume stuff about me, which would be a good way to get to me if you had any hint. Like this you’re just guessing (or projecting, maybe?) and hoping something hits. Sad.
if you said or did anything that indicates greatness I would shut up and listen.
4/10 this has more bite for sure but it’s too pathetic and ironic. Try again.
1 ryzyryz 2019-10-19
ayayay
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-10-19
you seem to have forgotten where we all are
1 collectijism 2019-10-19
This place is like 80% crapping down the throats of men who try
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-10-19
COPE
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-10-19
Based
1 chimpan_z 2019-10-19
The internet is a magical place
1 loli_esports 2019-10-19
this is the good shit
1 dramasexual 2019-10-19
Credit where credit is due, this one is actually kinda funny
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-10-19
Sometimes the cringe transcends itself and becomes non-cringe
1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-19
Pretty sad considering I got 2 subreddits dedicated to cartoon bird porn above 50 subscribers within the space of a day. :>
1 collectijism 2019-10-19
Yeah thats just foid power
1 chimpan_z 2019-10-19
bird mom > cat dad :v
1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-19
<3
1 MG87 2019-10-19
This is pure autism