Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
The same degenerates screaming for free GIBS MEDATS and free healthcare are the same fucking landwhales that want people to ignore obvious health hazards and to "live a little"
I believe he's saying that this type of behavior and disregard for safety should mean that an individual should not be eligible for tax payer funded healthcare.
I largely left the furry stuff behind me on account of the growing war between the commie shitstains and the neonazi factions and the rampant "ephebophilia"/actual bestiality and this smoothbrain has the audacity to go "yeah we're good at clearing up our own fandom"
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1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-20
https://youtu.be/spqgm4NXzWU
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-20
Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.
Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
3 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-20
Wtf where is longpost bot
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-20
Longpost Bot is a confirmed zoophile now
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-20
It's 51 characters too short.
1 loli_esports 2019-10-20
calm down rusty cage
1 Ill_Regal 2019-10-20
White girls fuck dogs
1 omegaclap 2019-10-20
I always thought that song was a joke. Now I feel dirty for liking it knowing it's made by a furry who wrote it unironically.
2 brinkworthspoon 2019-10-20
Is that whole album meant to be a Fallout parody?
I... like it?
2 Spysix 2019-10-20
Bullshit. I still remember when that one sicko who would decapitate puppies and fuck them, the furry community were playing defense hard as shit.
2 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-20
lol “Daddy put his puppies in me” lol Sibe lol zoosadists lol RainFurrest lol
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-20
The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
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1 LightUmbra 2019-10-20
Lmao
2 diggity_md 2019-10-20
This is the ultimate manifestation of cumbrain
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-20
fReE hEaLtHcArE iS a HuMaN RiGhT!
2 Rentokill_boy 2019-10-20
what
3 Stenwalden 2019-10-20
The same degenerates screaming for free GIBS MEDATS and free healthcare are the same fucking landwhales that want people to ignore obvious health hazards and to "live a little"
2 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-20
go get chlamydia and live a little bro!
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-20
I believe he's saying that this type of behavior and disregard for safety should mean that an individual should not be eligible for tax payer funded healthcare.
2 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-20
This but unironically
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-10-20
I mean I just have to touch a Koala and I'll get it but even so. I don't wanna get it if I don't have to.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-10-20
The other furries are actually calling him retarded.
The end is nigh.
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2019-10-20
I largely left the furry stuff behind me on account of the growing war between the commie shitstains and the neonazi factions and the rampant "ephebophilia"/actual bestiality and this smoothbrain has the audacity to go "yeah we're good at clearing up our own fandom"
2 automatic_cluck 2019-10-20
Forget Stalingrad, this is the real shit
2 serialflamingo 2019-10-20
Juat as well you didn't get involved in any of those things or you would have looked really silly.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-20
Go back and post the drama
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2019-10-20
Im very tempted to at times, might do when I have time in the next week or so
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-10-20
Bronies just openly fuck horses because equines are just that sexy. It's much happier over here.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-10-20
bestiality is less offensive to furries than saying a gamer word
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-20
How many are weird bestiality pedophiles again
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-20
I imagine at least 60% get half that goal.
2 dramasexual 2019-10-20
Not to mention the zoosadists