Mommy Clinton comes in with the hot bantz against daddy

96  2019-10-20 by Kaiser-romulus

68 comments

Boomer-tier ''humor'', but you can bet Daddy is gonna chug down that bait.

You can't use anything but boomer humor on him, that's his language

JFK never used the phase "busting my nuts" except in the presence of Marilyn Manson who he made remove some of her ribs so she could suck his dick better.

I believe you

I wish i could get to the highest office just to be a troll

On the bright side, Daddy accelerated the boomer meme game by several decades.

On the dark side, it's still boomer memes.

I'm having second hand cringe here... lmao

lol she tries so hard but cant do anything properly

Imo, Pretty good bantz

tbh it reads like she hired a female snl writer to make it for her

Most of good stuff Trump posts is OC from fans of his.

yeah for sure but i can imagine hillary going "i need a twitter thing to reply to him with" and specifically ordering someone to make it

whereas trumps just on twitter meme pages like 18 hours a day so he sees this stuff naturally

This makes sense and explains his foreign policy, perfectly

Cope. It's a solid boomer meme.

this is exactly the sort of thing youd post cope on if trump wrote it though

He already did but his was to Turkey and supposed to be actually official.

yeah i mean theoretically if a dem won and wrote a thing, and then trump tweeted about it like this

like he tweets about other stuff all the time

also the turkey thing actually worked unlike any diplomacy hillary has done

the turkey thing actually worked

What world are you living in? They’re not honoring the time period they said they’d let the Kurds displace themselves in which pence negotiated. While their president is saying they haven’t forgotten trumps disrespectful and undiplomatic letter.

DDF so delusional they think that pathetic letter isnt a national embarrassment

What world are you living in?

Australia was not meant to be inhabited by mayos. This is what living there does to someone.

I like aussies. He’s just got lead poisoning or something.

yeah but it was never going to hold in the first place, it was just a "shape up or well accidentally bomb you" thing

While their president is saying they haven’t forgotten trumps disrespectful and undiplomatic letter.

who cares what tf erdogan thinks and fuck turkey tbh

shape up or we'll bomb you

Lol Turkey knows that's an empty threat. The US doesn't give a rat's ass about the Kurds and def wouldn't bomb a NATO member over them

not on purpose wink wink

the border is chaotic whos to say what might happen

Wishful thinking. The Turks deserve it, but the US doesn't have the balls.

yeah youre right about that tbh

The US doesn't give a rat's ass about the Kurds

There is a "Top 10 times when US betrayed Kurds" video on youtube.

yeah i mean theoretically if a dem won and wrote a thing, and then trump tweeted about it like this

didn't he write like 50,000 angry tweets during obama?

Trump already wrote this and it was unironic, you subhuman bogan methfiend.

Hillary should just shut the fuck up if she wants the Democrats to have any chance of winning 2020, but I guess she really wants that attention.

This is the best thing she can do for the party. Go on a full shit post offensive so that he has to deal with her and not the actual candidate he's running against

Remember when Hillary thought she had trump with the "grab her by the pussy" tape, but he ended up bringing all of Bill Clinton's rape accusers to the debate and introduced them all? The shot of Bill looking like he shit his diaper still cracks me up.

This bitch's shitposting is hilarious because she is the most thoroughly humiliated politician of all time.

Video for context

she should have instead said something along the lines of "Trump is just all talk, the Clinton's are doers". And pointed right at them

That would have been way too based for any of Hillary's shitlib advisors to come up with.

Only in America can rightoids be so stupid they think a woman being cheated on is somehow her own fault and makes her look bad.

This is possibly the dumbest and most unaware comment that's ever been made on this subreddit ever.

What other argument are you making? Is Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton or something? Who was Hillary Clinton accused of raping?

Raping and cheating are just a little different my dude.

Who did Hillary Clinton rape?

Bill Clinton is a rapist.

Hillary protected and defended him.

How did Hillary protect him?

Trump defended him too.

Do you have any proof Bill Clinton raped anyone?

I'm not your personal googler, bro. Do it yourself.

So that's no response?

expects me to lay out a detailed argument for him just cause he got triggered his political idols were insulted.

I don't like Clinton It's just entertaining embarrassing someone like you. Of the 2 of us, only one posts on a political cult sub, and it isn't me.

Lmao pretending like you don’t worship hilldawg to own the magacel. So, so very based pizzashill

In other words, you pulling all of this out of your obese, geriatric anus.

Shit I guess I must be a dirty whore if I am what my wife is

Imagine thinking Hillary isnt actively involved in protecting and defending a rapist 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine imagining things smh

Rightoids are okay with either though

Once again proving the horseshoe theory right.

He was accused of rape by several women before it was cool. Bill was decades ahead of his time.

Wrong, she's in the spotlight because there may be a brokered convention and we need a compromise candidate. A Hillary-Beto team has Drumpf shaking already.

Now she gets it. Where was this shit two years ago?

Took about 120 gallons of white wine to find it.

Pokemon go to the polls was two years too early for how post-ironically dank it is

Gotta love how retarded the Neo libs in the comments is, they think Tulsi is hurting the other candidates chances. Tulsi is likely the only one that can beat drunpf. Check out T_D and pol, tons of memes scolding people for cheering on tulsi or memeing her. That’s fear from the right, due to cross over appeal for right leaning moderates.

Is it too late for her to join the race? I want Mommy to saunter on stage with a wine bottle and start roasting the other candidates and dropping confidential secrets. She'd have my vote

She could still jump in.

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Just announce already you cunt.

volcelchapo if you wouldn't tbh

She won't ever announce it, losing to Trump twice would be embarassing enough for her to invite her whole family for a murder-suicide.

comes.

out.

swinging.

God i love how much irrational hatred hillary causes rightoids and leftoids

Tony Posnanski seething in the replies.

She wants to run again