Imgur bans porn!

235  2019-10-20 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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WUT THE FUK

It’s over for cumbrain-cels

And that's a good thing.

Trappy fix this

write to your local congress prude now

Tribute-cels btfo

Gotta use some other site to post nudes now

Look, it's everyone's favorite involuntary pornographer

How can you watch Tumblr royally fuck itself and decide to make the same exact mistake?

The new SESTA laws are fucking things up for social media companies on this front. They see it as more profitable to just chuck the baby out with the bathwater rather than allocate more resources to deal with monitoring porn on their platform.

I expect Reddit to quarantine literally all NSFW subs within the next couple years or so.

Lol at couple years, it'll be within 6 months at this rate

That'd be fantastic for dramacoin and the physical and mental wellbeing of the redditors.

You're destroying the material livelihood of sex workers. What if they can't sell their used panties on Reddit going forward?

Then the thots will have been effectively patrolled.

Banning porn to own the thots is the only good argument I've heard so far.

once there's a gonewild post that hits the front page and it turns out the poster is underage everything nsfw will be quaranteened. heard the gonewild mods aren't doing their due diligence on this matter so probably sooner rather than later.

Lol it’s happened before. A different sub r/fbiopenup posted about it and got banned.

Imagine having to private message a bunch of jannies a picture of your actual ID so you can post nudes for internet strangers. I think the jannies heads may actually explode from getting too big.

there are subreddits on this website that sell fake IDs so there's not even a guarantee that those IDs in modmail are even real

That and photoshopping a picture of an ID is incredibly easy

/r/clopclop has been spammed with underage fillies ever since its creation. Pressing F.

It’s easy to monitor it. Pornhub along with most porn sites cooperate with the government and use a bot to detect and remove child porn. Not even a question of profits just pure laziness.

Tbf, that's probs hard as fuck to do. A 17 yo look a lot like a 18 yo.

Honestly the best would be to ban the entire "teen" category.

And report anyone searching for that term to the fbi.

Based and lolbert pilled.

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Who the fuck wants to watch that

Pedotarians that's who.

Sesta doesn't have anything to do with child porn

Why do boomers ruin everything literally Midas Touch but with shit

This is %100 not boomers, Imgur is the complete opposite of Boomers userbase, it's almost protoTumblr with a 4chan /new userbase and BBC style Mods.

I've seen the biggest boomer post of all time about Mohammad and his wife shoot up to 2000upvotes than be deleted off the front page.

Reddit doesn't even know Imgur has a comment section in my experience it's such a pain in the ass trying to link any Imgur drama here since peple don't know to open it in a new tab to read comments lmao

I was talking about the law that got added but with a name like imgur lurker i am inclined to trust you

I expect Reddit to quarantine literally all NSFW subs within the next couple years or so.

OHHHHHH IM CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNG

you discord dorks need to go

I don’t even use discord πŸ˜”

Imagine not using discord and acting like a retard from it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

E-thots on suicide watch

i called it months ago. you'd have to be ignint to not realize porn is going under

It's just a 10,000 year old vampire though!

Reddit watched Digg dig its own grave and now plans to do the same as well

They never learn

Next two week

imgur bought for 1 million by yahoo

I love watching company kill themselves

How is yahoo not kill?

They're still somehow popular in Asia

Lol really? That’s somehow hilarious

They were in Japan early and Yahoo Japan is a big deal.

Yahoo Finance is far and away the best website for stock charts too.

japan and i think ive seen drama posts of boomers on yahoo

i think ive seen drama posts of boomers on yahoo

Yahoo finance+Old people's only email is the only reason they are still around imo

Yahoo finance is the way my grandad learned to use a computer, he's figured out how to bookmark his stocks just not use the bookmark and navigates to them from the HomePage every time.

+Old people's only email

I'll have you know that I also have a hotmail account.

Microsoft owns hotmail

They didn't 20 years ago when I created the account.

They are. Verizon bought them 4 years ago.

How is verizon not kill?

By promising to spend billions in govt grants on rural access, but not really doing it

Actually they and att have been pulling rural dsl rather than upgrading it to modern broadband. If you call in att in my old home town and ask for dsl they will always give you some bs about ports not being open up. Literally everyone gets this. It's their way of saying that they're not taking new customers and are looking to wind down operations at quickly as regulators will allow and just land the area to spotty 3g coverage with 5 gig caps.

They're an ISP with a monopoly in many areas. They'd have to be literally retarded to go broke.

People whose grandchild set it as their homepage in the 90's and they don't know how to change it

THE FUTURE IS NOFAP, CUMBRAINS! OUR POWER LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!

HOW WILL I SURVIVE NOT BEING ABLE TO GO ON REDDIT TO SEE A HOTWIFE BEING BTFO OUT BY A BIG BLACK BULL COCK

Do people really nut to pics on reddit or is that it only for super coomers

YOU WILL LEARN, CUMBRAIN.

not the cummies!

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No fucking way am I clicking that

It's a YouTube link lol

What the fuck

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Get woke, go broke. Woke edition

This isn't really getting woke, though. Wokeness is very much a leftist position, and leftists are very often sex-positive, and wouldn't dare give up the utility their service offers for profit, unlike conservascum, who are more than happy to do anything for profit.

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That used to be the case when leftists were young and attractive. Now that Greta Thernberg, Lena Dunham, and Sarah Silverman are the face of feminism instead of Barbara Streisand, Jackie Kennedy, and Marilyn Monroe, sex-positivity has met the same fate as support for "free speech".

I think you mean Marilyn Manson.

Feminists are sex positive until they're 30 and want a husband.

Feminists are sex positive until they're 30 and want get a husband and want to keep him.

Yeah guys just fall over themselves for frigid terfs who think sex is rape

There literally isn't a hot celebrity who isn't a leftist retard

If you're going for politicians aoc

Greta Thernberg, not known for feminism, as Zizek said she is the embodiment of toxic masculinity

Why the fuck do the right think hand picking a few ugly leftists and a few hot (paid) rightists is some genius argument

BTW calling Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe the face of feminism is utterly retarded, back then no celebrity would identify herself as a feminist, Betty Friedman was the face of feminism

Bring on the dinos πŸ¦–

ASIAUUUYGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOW HOW WILL I COOOOOOOOOOOM????

Based.

How long before Reddit turns against the coomers? :v

Not soon enough

This but unironically

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is that Bernie

oh yeah match my donation

Jesus fucking christ

Well at least he's happy with himself.

i would be too if i had that grandpa bod. #goals

It's over for coomers.

oh man the coomers are gonna rise up aren’t they?

COOMERS RISE UP NIGGA

Coomers on suicide watch.

So you brother?

You think I'm a cumbrain? I'm hurt. πŸ˜”

Who’s a bigger Cumbrian, you or tays second

Dramanauts aren't cumbrains. πŸ€ͺ

I knew we shouldn't have been spamming zhcyiD9 so much

Sorry about that...

What exactly is stopping people from just mass uploading libertarian porn to imgur?

Literally nothing. Go ahead!

Nothing much really

i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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Back in 2012 the CFO of HBO said in an interview with Forbes that online streaming was a fad.

It astounds me to see such highly appointed people make such large mistakes. On the flip side of that though, only those highly appointed can make the largest mistakes, and we are all human.

You can only blow up the Challenger if you can build it and launch it.

Ceos are largely fossils without any talent for anything besides sucking up money

Imagine giving in to advertisers.

You only have to do it once and then you're their slave forever

Do they think they fund the site or something

What are they going to do, stop advertising?

It's an empty threat.

Do you really think those companies would have pulled their ads from YouTube permanently? Lol cmon watermark

what are all the ethots gonna do?

Many of the regular users of Imgur aka Imgurians

ok they can fuck right off with this shit

Imgurians are universally the worst people in existence

FUN FACT...

all of reddit is NSFW if you are at work, since you should be working and all.

This guy is the guy who would rat you out if he saw you looking at porn at work. Avoid.

Imagine being so poor that you have to work at work.

Imgur is a shit community and I’m glad this is happening. There’s a million places for cumbrains to go, but I love that they feel like they’re on the run.

0% of users here don't look at porn

Some just look at it, others have a complex where they shame themselves for looking at it while making up for this by loudly berating and moralizing in public, all of us look at it basically

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So now reddit will be on the hook for all the questionable "18" year olds on the *gonewild subs.