Edmonton here. A lot of us are doing our best. But we're out numbered by the pensioners, the rig pigs, the racists, the trump supporters (not sure why we have those in Canada), and the wall street wannabes.
UPDATE: First metacanada cope!
Newfoundland voting against Alberta's interests is the dumbest shit in the world. Do they realize what a tremendous benefit the energy industry has been to the Atlantic provinces? Tens of thousands were happy to get jobs out here. I'm serious when I say that a Conservative loss today will result in Western separatists being elected next election. You cannot understand this unless you live in Alberta.
Yeah, further moderation is exactly what the CPC needs.
I mean they’re already all in on climate change, environmental regulation, boutique tax breaks, SJW nonsense, rampant immigration, and pretty well god damn well every other ‘progressive’ policy you can think of.
celebrate re-electing Canada’s first POC prime minister
And you have the audacity to call it blackface? 🤦🏼♀️Yikes. Folks, this is an example of POC erasure, which isn’t good praxis y’all. Your assignment is to view some Breadtube content (each video being on the shorter end of 2 hours) to educate yourself. 💁🏼♀️
It's a liberal minority government, they're basically fucked. expect another election next year. Liberals know they need the pipeline to not ass fuck the Canadian economy but the NDP are going to completely stonewall them on it and prevent any cooperation if they try to push it through.
Trudeau is going to look like an even bigger pile of shit and if Sheer steps down and an actual popular leader gets chosen we'll probably have a repeat of 2010 where liberals get assfucked with a Conservative Majority and NDP opposition.
Consider yourselves lucky. You guys get to watch the drama unfold from far away. I have to deal with this shit directly at work. It's over for federal-government-employee-cels.
The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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13 refugeeinaudacity 2019-10-21
/r/onguardforthee is starting the cope early:
UPDATE: First metacanada cope!
4 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-21
Bernier lost, LMAO, these people really have a flimsy understanding of there own countrymen.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-21
Hehe, quality seething. Classic. Thanks fam.
10 EasySchmitty 2019-10-21
Also lmao @ Leafs, they infest all of Reddit but I haven’t seen a blip of news about the election
Who will win?
Will /r/metacanada start lynching minorities if the People’s Party wins seats?
Will /r/onguardforthee celebrate re-electing Canada’s first POC prime minister?
Will Daddy attempt to invade and burn down Toronto like burgers did 206 years ago?
Will the resident serial killer of /r/drama Onichan or whatever his name was sneak onto another Indian reservation and get away with it again?
7 Zero5urvivers 2019-10-21
Onitan, and its likely that his reign terror will never end
4 EasySchmitty 2019-10-21
He keeps getting away with it 😭😭😭😭
7 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Unironically based if he did.
3 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-21
Would donate the max to his 2020 campaign.
2 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Only of it makes you happy buddy
8 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-21
Any part of Canada on fire because of an action undertaken by an American is righteous and moral and worth contributing to.
3 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
🙄 oh you
7 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-21
Sorry buddy I know youre a leaf. I like you so you will be spared in the burgerfent raids of 2020.
3 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
😮
1 preserved_fish 2019-10-21
You didn't catch Trudeau's blackface scandal.
4 EasySchmitty 2019-10-21
And you have the audacity to call it blackface? 🤦🏼♀️Yikes. Folks, this is an example of POC erasure, which isn’t good praxis y’all. Your assignment is to view some Breadtube content (each video being on the shorter end of 2 hours) to educate yourself. 💁🏼♀️
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-10-21
Would give my firstborn son to anyone that burns down the cesspit that is Toronto
6 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-21
I'm calling it now. This is gonna be a royal 4-way fuckfest with no clear winner.
5 refugeeinaudacity 2019-10-21
A result a radical centrist would be proud of.
3 Zero5urvivers 2019-10-21
Predicting that the independent Quebec party or whatever the fuck its called will win with a 60% majority
2 eva_remastered 2019-10-21
they are not quite there but damn good showing holy fuck
3 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-21
Aw you’re finally talking about your own countries politics!
Also enjoy more tradeau. Lol.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Life-fuel for manlet-cels
3 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-10-21
It's a liberal minority government, they're basically fucked. expect another election next year. Liberals know they need the pipeline to not ass fuck the Canadian economy but the NDP are going to completely stonewall them on it and prevent any cooperation if they try to push it through.
Trudeau is going to look like an even bigger pile of shit and if Sheer steps down and an actual popular leader gets chosen we'll probably have a repeat of 2010 where liberals get assfucked with a Conservative Majority and NDP opposition.
6 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Radical centrist choice is voting Bloc Quebecois btw
5 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-21
Link to lib COPE thread and to Rightoid COPE threads.
3 seenten 2019-10-21
🍿
3 Redactor0 2019-10-21
It's cute how they flip red and blue around to pretend like they're so unique and quirky and not like the rest of the continent.
13 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-21
Now this is the boomer posting I come to /r/drama for.
3 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-21
BASED SNEED POSTER
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Based
3 Matues49 2019-10-21
Peak leaf boomer gigacope
3 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-21
Coming to America so you can live in Alabama might be the most retarded plan I ever heard of.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-21
Oh fuck that’s so friggen good.
2 animalsaredreaming 2019-10-21
Stop using "sneed" or any derivation of it.
It makes you sound like a fool.
Unless you like or want to express yourself as a complete and utter moron, then, go for it.
No matter what your age, race, sex, gender, religion, level of education, it's bad
3 EasySchmitty 2019-10-21
:+)
3 animalsaredreaming 2019-10-21
That's not an answer.
Just do better.
3 EasySchmitty 2019-10-21
Automod (formerly) chucks you up if you have specific keywords in the title.
3 animalsaredreaming 2019-10-21
I don't give a shit about any other words, in this particular case, except for "sneed"
I don't like it. It bothers me a lot.
Do you care about my feelings? That word bothers me.
2 seenten 2019-10-21
seething
1 Woolgun 2019-10-21
May I suggest lobotomy? It's gonna help you with this problem
3 Corporal-Hicks 2019-10-21
its played out on /tv/
3 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-21
sneed harder faggot
2 pepperouchau 2019-10-21
Absolutely thneeding
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-10-21
S N E E D I N G
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Based
2 newcomer_ts 2019-10-21
Wish: minority Conservative
Worst case: majority Liberal
Most likely: minority Liberals
Now, minority Liberals will be total shitshow bc they will need NDP to govern and that means going of the cliff.
With that in mind maybe more Leafs will think two steps ahead and prevent that.
4 ironicshitpostr 2019-10-21
lol
5 newcomer_ts 2019-10-21
I just can't imagine anyone with a modicum of self respect voting for the goof who says peoplekind unironically.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-10-21
You might as well play carnival music every time Justina speaks. He is the highest order of clown I have ever seen
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
I miss Jean Chretien. Even Layton wouldn't pull that shit.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2019-10-21
So does this mean Scheer is stepping down as ccp leader?
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Hopefully. That way we can get based McKay or Ambrose
2 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-21
Consider yourselves lucky. You guys get to watch the drama unfold from far away. I have to deal with this shit directly at work. It's over for federal-government-employee-cels.
1 BussyShillBot 2019-10-21
Not saying you need to eat only salad or anything but what you've said is reactionary and stupid.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-21
The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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1 eva_remastered 2019-10-21
ree
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-10-21
voted for the Christian heritage party cause fuck it 😎