Guys, I'm way too toxic.

73  2019-10-22 by ponzishill

The internet has made me beyond bitter and toxic to everyone. I'm making troll threads on fringe subs like /r/woweconomy just to bait them into arguments so I can make fun of them.

Where do I even go from here? I think this is rock bottom.

56 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-10-22

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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1  OfficialBeetroot 2019-10-22

🤡

1  NathansFamousDogpill 2019-10-22

Start arguing with people in real life instead. I'd recommend starting with a homeless man, or maybe a police officer

1  Mayos_side 2019-10-22

Homeless is too advanced because they can be unpredictable and based beyond belief.

1  NathansFamousDogpill 2019-10-22

Im hoping he annoys someone enough that they kick the shit out of him

1  Frostfright 2019-10-22

unpredictable and based beyond belief

struggling to withhold my laughter

1  mayoslide 2019-10-22

Rock bottom? Gamer word, please. You’re not even a mod here.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-22

I’m making troll threads on subs like r/woweconomy just to bait them

Apple truly needs a doubt emoji

1  KaaraRaven 2019-10-22

Just short tokens bro

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

The best part of that thread is happening now. One of them came at me and asked for my parses, I showed him all oranges and he's claiming 99th percentile aren't "decent parses."

1  KaaraRaven 2019-10-22

That looks shopped, I can tell from the pixels

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Ye.

1  wow___justwow 2019-10-22

all oranges

purple on jaina

Big oof.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Imagine not knowing why it was impossible to orange parse on jaina as some specs after the strat changed.

1  wow___justwow 2019-10-22

Don't have to imagine, that's me.

I can however identify colors and percentages like a boss.

Those colors are not 100% orange. Deal w/it.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

You don't actually know what you're talking about.

1  wow___justwow 2019-10-22

Don't need to to see through bullshit. All oranges != 8/9 oranges pal.

89% isn't a bad score though. B+ for you.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Actually insane how bad you are.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-22

Why did you delete all your WOW subreddit posts?

1  BriefSquirt 2019-10-22

I can't tell if you're being serious or not but if you're actually letting this stuff get to your head and affect your real personality, just stop reddit entirely. You won't be losing much anyway

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Oh look, it's the retard that thinks I'm both a communist and a neoliberal.

2  BriefSquirt 2019-10-22

Someone is FUMING

1  Platycel 2019-10-22

/r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-22

Ps no one is buying what you’re selling in this post. You’re a well known WOWcel. That said, I’m annoyed you have so many more ban award days than me.

1  KaaraRaven 2019-10-22

Just shitpost about your fair share of seething stalkers more and they'll be sure to pile the bans on.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-22

I don’t want to poke the bear, a number of them are legit mentally ill tbh

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-22

See this is the kind of thing hes trying to help you with.

1  Corporal-Hicks 2019-10-22

personally i think your life is pathetic

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-10-22

Take multi-day-long breaks from the internet. Not even kidding. I used to argue all the time and it actually starts to affect you mentally. Just stop for a little while and focus on things you enjoy/things that will make your life better.

1  AI_WAIFU 2019-10-22

Put yourself in a position where you're indispensable. That way you're not just a toxic asshole, you're a toxic asshole people have to deal with.

1  Mayos_side 2019-10-22

Or make dozens of alts to get the same effect.

1  tcpip4lyfe 2019-10-22

/r/howtoquitreddit

1  alphetaboss 2019-10-22

What's your favorite grind spot in classic? What are your professions? Do you have epic riding yet?

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

I beat classic wow like 14 years ago dude, why would I go back?

1  alphetaboss 2019-10-22

Because retail is an arcade game. Go ahead and keep playing like your some abused woman who keeps running back to her lover that beats the shit out of her.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Retail is literally better than classic by every relevant metric. I can't think of anything classic has that would be considered better.

1  alphetaboss 2019-10-22

Number of people playing.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

But there's likely more people on retail still. They already had to start suggesting realm moves on classic.

Most of the hype died down, now there's simply a few populated servers.

1  alphetaboss 2019-10-22

They started suggesting server changes to less populated ones because they're trying to get things ready for phase 2 where they remove the layers. As in the servers hold much more than they should. You should come level to 60, I guarantee that you'll find some good trolling in world PvP again.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

They're doing it because a bunch of servers are dead and you can't have a functioning vanilla server with a low pop due to how the game works.

This is why successful private servers were a single, large realm.

1  duckraul2 2019-10-22

Imagine playing a game with no fun or soul because it's better in technical or 'metrics' ways. That's part of the reason the game sucks ass and lost most of its wotlk and before players, the game today is like playing an mmo based on focus groups and statistics, the game version of Hillary Clinton.

1  alphetaboss 2019-10-22

That's the best way I've heard it described.

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

I got rank 14 and cleared naxx in vanilla. Vanilla is outright worse than retail.

1  NMJ87 2019-10-22

Discord and IRC lay in your future

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-22

Maybe get a job

1  pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-22

You are toxic like baby kitten trying to bite off someone's finger with teeth it doesn't have.

1  hi_0 2019-10-22

More like you got BTFO then came back here to try and save face

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of keyboard turners and battlepet heroes "BTFOd" me.

1  hi_0 2019-10-22

By your own admission you admit to losing at the AH to a keyboard drooling boomer, so is this your way of cooking?

1  ponzishill 2019-10-22

Losing lmao? I have like double that guys gold and could buy out the entire AH if I wanted and laugh about it.

I just wanted a few methods for fucking with him. You should go back to that thread, it was adorable when one of them asked me for my parses and thought AOTC was good and then had to cope after realizing I had all orange parses.

1  collectijism 2019-10-22

Im sorry what i did to you. When you come at the king next time dont miss

1  d-amazo 2019-10-22

pizzashill wrote this while sealing all the windows in his room so that he could be fully submersed in the smell of his own farts

1  MG87 2019-10-22

Start shit with strip club bouncers.

1  Chin_Up_Chick 2019-10-22

Try channeling all of your anger into art 🖼

1  collectijism 2019-10-22

Yeah just dont go skinning rodents like the other autist in this sub

1  Mrtheliger 2019-10-22

Just don't be toxic. It's not hard