R/drama Mod elections 2019; the candidates and the rules

21  2019-10-26 by Kat_B0T

  1. Pizzashill would represent the Neo liberal/ leftoid party and I think Pol_invictus is the most eligible rightoid candidate. I think we could have an optional rad centrist candidate, any suggestions welcome with this. We could have a primary poll for that party, or all of them.

  2. Create a post where the candidates answer questions about their positions so voters can get a good feel for them. Have them be the only users in the post so they can debate amongst themselves in the post.

  3. Create a poll for the eligible candidates. Winner of the most votes wins obviously

Mods don’t fret, whoever wins could just be meme modded for a trial period. You guys could feel them out like you did with hamburgers and others. Also you could make a demodding award for like 80 bucks so that anyone that is super passionate could undo the results. Thoughts..

62 comments

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-26

Effort

lol no

1  The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-10-26

Yeah like if somebody wants to do all the work it might be funny but it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me doing the work.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-26

You could pick a (((candidate))) and it wouldn’t be that much effort minus a few polls

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-26

Definitely not doing this for free

1  Curbside_dental 2019-10-26

I have a flushed pillcam I'll mail you.

If you were technically inclined you could possibly pull the footage and have a view of someone's digestive system and journey through the sewer.

1  trexmundi 2019-10-26

This is an extremely generous offer.

Next time there's a malaria fundraiser, the jannies should all auction a pillcam. Trappy and Snally alone will beat the neolibs.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-26

I've already seen Inner Space tho

1  WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-26

You kind of are, now clean it up Jannie!

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2019-10-26

No. Wallow in your own filth

1  Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-10-26

Imagine hoarding mod status of /r/drama

3  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-26

Pizzashill would represent the Neo liberal/ leftoid party

Nah. He hates women to much.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-26

We could just have other less incelly candidates in a primary

1  The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-10-26

Like it or not, he's one of ours.

1  employee10038080 2019-10-26

He's one of our own, He's one of our own, Pizzashill, He's one of our own

1  2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-26

he's a neolib through and through.

1  trexmundi 2019-10-26

Nah. He hates women to much.

Literally not possible.

1  CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-26

Damn right.

2  Curbside_dental 2019-10-26

I nominate myself for centrist candidate because I fucking hate people who can't change a car tire, but I'll still help them do it.

I can outline my rude luddite campaign promises if needed.

1  trexmundi 2019-10-26

In what grade should schoolchildren start reading Uncle Ted?

1  Curbside_dental 2019-10-26

Which uncle ted?

1  2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-26

if you vote for me, uncle ted will be his own religion complete with his holy book that must be memorised to enter an-prim paradise.

1  Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-10-26

That guy sucks, I'll take over.

School children shouldn't learn how to read

1  SnapshillBot 2019-10-26

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-10-26

I would like to run as a communist party of china candidate. Leftoids/rightoids are boring.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-26

Why not, we could do a primary poll 🤷🏿‍♂️

1  FearOfBees 2019-10-26

Communism is just what happens if you go so leftoid that you fall off the cliff

1  slugulon 2019-10-26

😴😴😴

2  Kat_B0T 2019-10-26

Yup Ed could be the dark horse candidate, not even realize he’s in the race

1  byobombs 2019-10-26

This is a bad baited agenda post. Don’t fall for it kiddos

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-26

I’ll run on centrism. I like communism shit in theory but I hate libs and most of the people that claim to be lefty. I’ll also say the N-word.

Don’t expect me to do much of anything though.

1  trexmundi 2019-10-26

You can have free shit when the Culture happens. That doesn't look likely at the moment.

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-26

Says they will say nigger but then doesn’t say nigger 🙄

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-26

You can’t just give them your campaign promises, nigger. Then they might not vote for you.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-26

I haven't said the n-word yet. So chapos can't use the n-word count bot on me. 🤭

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-26

I hadn’t, but Kaiser has called me a nigger/nigga so many times at this point that I’m immune to it. Besides, I’ll just tell the Chapos to post rent.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-26

But irl I said it in front of my girlfriend. She wasn't too pleased. 🤪😸

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-26

Bro wtf. I’d never say the N word irl. Looks like Tzar-Romulus has forgotten about the Voters of Color. 😔

But yeah probably should avoid that around SO’s.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-26

I'm mostly friends with cambos and Irishmen. Both groups love saying the gamer word so I'm just used to saying it. Luckily she got over it quick. But now I've lost the negress vote. 😔

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-26

Unfortunately for you, that’s the only vote that counts.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-26

Vote here for worldwithoutewe

1  2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-26

I wish to be the MDE candidate, but endorse Lefty economic policy to appeal to the chapocels.

NAZBOL WILL RISE AGAIN.

1  CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-26

NAZBOL WILL RISE AGAIN.

Make this my flair when you become a mod and I'll vote for you.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-26

NAZBOL

😴 Godwiling I will crush you.

t. The Cathbol candidate

1  loli_esports 2019-10-26

lol

1  911roofer 2019-10-26

I nominate myself,. I solemnly swear to abuse and tyrannise r/drama with any scrap of power I am given. I will actively sabotage any effort to make this place corporate friendly. I vow to bully everyone regardless of their religion, race or Creed.

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-26

r/the_pizza

r/THE_PIZZA

r/the_pizza

r/THE_PIZZA

r/the_pizza

r/THE_PIZZA

1  HopInsideMyForeskin 2019-10-26

I would like to nominate myself as a dictatorship candidate, my first decree would be to ban the word Y'all

1  animalsaredreaming 2019-10-26

Would there be any sort of financial compensation for any who won?

And if so would there be any sort of ethics rules about how that compensation was documented and acceptable?

1  FearOfBees 2019-10-26

candidates answer questions about their positions so voters can get a good feel for them.

Wouldn't the actual test in secret be an evaluation into how much you can make drama seethe while also running? Like if we're being realistic if you take this seriously you should lose automatically. If you elect me, foids will be banned or otherwise forced to transition at gunpoint. I promise to say the nigger word in every paragraph. As Israel knows well, I will build a firewall to keep out the facebookfugees and capeshitters out. My foreign policy involves bombing the SDRines, electing a puppet regime and taking all their drama for ourselves. Duels will be allowed in our society as is tradition. Island territories will be sectioned off for degeneracy and commie utopias. Also if I win I promise to temporarily ban pizzashill on the regular, but only when it's the most funny.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-10-26

Sweet meme post fgt

1  trexmundi 2019-10-26

Make them compete for the best effortpost.

1  artemis_m_oswald 2019-10-26

This is a funny idea but because PS originally sperged about it, we should do it but not have him as one of the candidates

1  pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-26

As the only transwoman candidate I demand to win on the basis that anything else is transphobia, misogyny, creepy, and gross, and a reification of the thousands of years of brutal oppression of my people.

1  Yes_he_swan 2019-10-26

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1  XhotwheelsloverX 2019-10-26

Eeny meeny miney moe should be how it's done

1  SJCards 2019-10-26

😴😴😴

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-26

Well fuck it. I'm running as the cathbol candidate. This sub is missing a tradcath perspective for which I can supply (in great number).

1  shitpersonality 2019-10-26

MasterLawlz is gonna win. 🤣

1  shitpersonality 2019-10-26

dude Lawlz lmao

1  errderper 2019-10-26

I'll run on free, good, reliable, and legal bussy for everyone on this subreddit.

1  YaBoyStevieF 2019-10-26

I'll delete the subreddit

1  CommissarCletus 2019-10-26

I would like to nominate myself for the Rhino Party