r/neoliberal wishes happy birthday to the future president. Comments are full of drama

47  2019-10-26 by employee10038080

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That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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lol "gutsiest" plz

Her husband fucked his secretary and she stuck with him cuz she was too much of a pussy to leave knowing if she didn't ride his coat tails she really had no chance in politics.

eta: also forgot that she was very outspoken when he was first president but she stfu after about a year. It's like someone on Bill's team told her to sit down and stfu, and she did too.

Bill's a Chad. He's been fucking the whole time. Monica wasn't the first and definitely not the last.

oh yes for sure.

I thought Bill was hot after he stared america into the face and lied that he didn't fuck her. What a chad. It's like getting caught sending dick pics and telling your wife it's not your dick and she's crazy to think so.

Foid cope. Member Hilary care? That was the OG Obamacare. Also she didn’t even have a kid with Bill, Chelsea’s father has the last name Hubble iirc

https://www.wnd.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Webb-Hubbell_Chelsea-Clinton.jpg

yeah, I remember her healthcare stuff. That was when she was very very vocal. I can't remember how long it took, but someone from Bill's camp must have told her to sit down and shut up, because she just stopped suddenly and got quiet.

I also remember the magazines with the headlines that she said she had decided to "stand by her man." She knew she'd never go anywhere in politics without Bill, so she stayed with him. lol Gutsy my ass.

Yup agreed, she’s like a cockroach though. You seen them planting a Chelsea run for that congressional seat in NY? She declined, but that’s the media/dnc setting her up for the future. The clintons very heart warming foundation shut down right after receiving all those hundreds of millions of dollars from non bad actors, so I figure she wrote some promissory notes.

Man it’s the best when you make Neo liberals white knight her foundation, it’s super cringe lol

I did not see the Chelsea thing. I really hope they don't give us Clinton again as an option. It would be terrible.

Idk if she runs I’m definitely voting for her in the primary. The only liberal that could win, just so happens to be an asset of Putin, so she’s out sadly.

was it really worth sacrificing all of those children at the altar of Moloch in order to cast an immortality spell?

haha what a funny satirical joke except it was actually chickens in the leaked emails

Its a bit disturbing that i know you arent joking and actually believe Hillary is doing some crazy wiccan shit because you saw some alternative art and descended into full blown boomer panic.

no im saying the leaked emails literally said "lets sacrifice a chicken to moloch" in them

you can say its a funny satirical joke if you like but its written in there nonetheless