Unfathomably based, but doesn't change that the dude has serious Hank Hill ass syndrome.

So would you still hit it or nah?

I'd have to be pretty drunk. Òvò

May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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And they say women don't have a sense of humor. Just kidding, we all know it was her husband's idea.

A “journalist” went to school to write articles like this.

i enjoyed the article 🤨

And got paid to write it

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Probably making $15 an article and bitching about the capitalists in the process.

You were in one of the screenshots weren't you

God I wish

That same journo is balls deep in debt. So we can at least appreciate the redemption.

I thought daily dot was reddit site when it stated

I'd like to say 'lol moids' and leave it at that. But, it's kind of sad there are guys lonely and horny enough to be pm'ing women on gone wild.

Cooming to pixels is still cooming to pixels.