You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
I appreciate this. My initial guess was the sack of Baghdad in 1258 but thankfully the Ottomans achieved some more recent murdering of the vicar of Christ Allah and so here we find ourselves. Very convenient that the head of state of the most powerful Muslim realm at the team had this dualistic title!
Obama was at least in a room overseeing the thing with live feeds because they were doing some super shady shit by doing a spec op in pakistan without telling them (china got the tail of the chopper lol).
Obama hired a skilled photographer to take a photo of him and the cabinet listening to a highly classified radio system, and a photo was taken in which he looked appropriately invested in the situation.
The Seals trespassed into Pakistan, broke down a few doors, ID'd 'the rich recluse with lots of wives from that big house outside town', cried he's coming right for us, and shot him twice between the eyes before the last words were even out. Presumably they lingered just long enough to take photos of the man's reportedly extensive lesbian porn collection, then dumped him in the Mediterranean and flew as fast as they could from that part of the world.
I expect on this latest raid, the professionals did their thing once again, while Trump probably said let me know when it's done, then went to bed. Presumedly having spent the day struggling with the new swipe to unlock iphone Jarred just brought him, at the moment while the operation was underway, he was finding the cheeseburger and fishy-delight grease on his fingers was turning the phone into something quite disgusting, and decided that to share his thoughts on the new iphone. Myself I find that Face ID is easier to use than a fingerprint reader with greasy fingerprints, but this isn't a problem Daddy has ever encountered because his iphone doesn't have a passcode enabled because of course it fucking doesn't.
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2 MG87 2019-10-27
Daddy did a good?
I can't wait until he brags about to this to the point that he starts saying he personally fired the kill shot
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-27
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-10-27
Good job on the title op!
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
I appreciate this. My initial guess was the sack of Baghdad in 1258 but thankfully the Ottomans achieved some more recent murdering of the vicar of
ChristAllah and so here we find ourselves. Very convenient that the head of state of the most powerful Muslim realm at the team had this dualistic title!1 mayoslide 2019-10-27
casual reminder that I posted this first but the trappygang deepstate deleted my post
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
Cause you quoted Daddy directly dumb dumb.
1 mayoslide 2019-10-27
tbh I bet it was because I said the T-word. In any case, this is probably justcringe88’s fault.
1 Redactor0 2019-10-27
On the other hand, you chose Piers Morgan to be the Gabriel to trumpet out this news. Is that any better?
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
I actually found the most bland Twitter confirmation I could find. I think technically Newsweek broke it? https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/1188317324815818753?s=19
1 Redactor0 2019-10-27
Finally Delta Force is so sick of the SEALs' attention-whoring media leaks that they did one of their own.
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
But yeah I saw your /r/syriancivilwar post. Respect.
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-10-27
gargantuan if veritable
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
Bigly if certain.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2019-10-27
Colossal if bona fide.
1 Matues49 2019-10-27
TBH I'll believe it when I see it, they've been killing Bag Daddy since 2016. Hilldawg even brought it up in the debates.
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
Now he's all gooey bits supposedly, so going to be some spooks with DNA testing.
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-10-27
Probing attack by fagdaddy
1 heretobefriends 2019-10-27
You're supposed to wait until your re-election campaign, retard.
1 allendrio 2019-10-27
I look forward to Trump attempting to take all the credit.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-10-27
It'd be pretty funny tbh. It's like when Obama got the credit for Osama, and now daddy gets the credit for killing Baghdaddy
1 allendrio 2019-10-27
Obama was at least in a room overseeing the thing with live feeds because they were doing some super shady shit by doing a spec op in pakistan without telling them (china got the tail of the chopper lol).
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-27
Suck some more white chocolate dick homie
1 KittehDragoon 2019-10-27
Obama hired a skilled photographer to take a photo of him and the cabinet listening to a highly classified radio system, and a photo was taken in which he looked appropriately invested in the situation.
The Seals trespassed into Pakistan, broke down a few doors, ID'd 'the rich recluse with lots of wives from that big house outside town', cried he's coming right for us, and shot him twice between the eyes before the last words were even out. Presumably they lingered just long enough to take photos of the man's reportedly extensive lesbian porn collection, then dumped him in the Mediterranean and flew as fast as they could from that part of the world.
I expect on this latest raid, the professionals did their thing once again, while Trump probably said let me know when it's done, then went to bed. Presumedly having spent the day struggling with the new swipe to unlock iphone Jarred just brought him, at the moment while the operation was underway, he was finding the cheeseburger and fishy-delight grease on his fingers was turning the phone into something quite disgusting, and decided that to share his thoughts on the new iphone. Myself I find that Face ID is easier to use than a fingerprint reader with greasy fingerprints, but this isn't a problem Daddy has ever encountered because his iphone doesn't have a passcode enabled because of course it fucking doesn't.
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1 KittehDragoon 2019-10-27
RUDE
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
You should've been zozzled for that one.
1 MG87 2019-10-27
COPE
1 high_side 2019-10-27
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-10-27
Osman II did nothing literally wrong.
1 SJCards 2019-10-27
He took away coffee from the guys with all the guns, bro.
1 watermark1917 2019-10-27
B grade Osama