I'm gay, but I'm uncomfortable about my sexuality, so I can't admit it, but noone will see this comment, so now I'm fine saying it.

Edit: And yes I've just jerked off to trans porn a few hours ago.

Edit 2: I have no friends, because I have anxiety, and get really anxious, in social situations, so I have a hard time talking to anyone in person. Fortunately I can tell the shit that is in my dirty mind to weird Americans on the other side of the ocean, because there will be no consequences for it, and I can trick my anxiety this way.

Edit 3: I'll be really fucked if reddit fixes the comments and this shit shows up.

Edit 4: If for any reason any of you see it, this whole comment was completely ironic, there was absolutely no, not a little bit of truth in it.. yeah... it was total irony. I'm a 100% hetero chad dude in real life, who swims in pussy.. yeah.

Edit 5: By the way is there a way delete other people's memory... it's a completely theoritical question... it has absolutely nothing to do with this comment... I'm just interested in the human mind.. I guess, you know Men in Black style...

Edit 6: Also it's off-topic, but my girlfriend Mónika (who has a vagina) just called me to have a.. sex. You know penis into vagina sex.

Edit 7: Have you guys heard about the Mandela Effect, when Berenstein bear, or Epstein bear. um...what. I mean when you read a comment on reddit, but it's just an illusion and not real in other dimesion..no ...wait, so when pedobear dies but whatever.

Edit 8: Fellow straights... and I have to be inclusive so fellow straights, and gays(which I'm not one) have you heard about the Deep State trying to implant false memories into your mind, like someone who is absolutety straight admits that he is gay, that's just competely fabrication... I mean there might gays that admit that they are gay, but I don't... um I'm not. I'm straight as an arrow.

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Please tell me this was real at one point

Fuck no, please forget everything.

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want to be my boyfriend?

If you have a vagina, that women have, what I like, I mean a dick can be nice and tasty, um not in a sexual way, just asteticly... um I don't like dick I'm not gay. If you're a girl yes.

I blame the jannies

Whom gets the awards ban jannie cash 🤔

ur a hero basically tbh

Thanks for the ass pic daddy

Fuck off mossad

can’t mossad the assad

what's a reddit?

Make someone fix my flair plz.

That's one busted-looking munt Muffin 😶

Nice bathroom.

Nobody can see this comment where I admit that I'm gay

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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I'm also taking a huge shit right now

You have a lot of gay sex and heroin you finally come down you may have to keep what we call a shit knife next to the plunger in the bathroom. Cause you cant flush a whole football from some shitty Brooklyn studio bathroom

I'm stuck in the midwest wasteland, fortunately we have decent plumbing.

Nice looking asshole, you should bleach it

Lmao don’t cry when something’s fucky and people assume it’s the mods being fags again

I posted this:

"rip baghdadi

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call 1-800-273-8255
Available 24 hours everyday"

You enjoy it right now tho

Stop posting your butthole, its clearly desperation.

"Just for you", you told me... And now this... "A photo I took earlier for you", and that you is everybody on this fucking website...

I thought I was special to you, yet here I am, just another random redditor you send asshole pics to... Sigh

I kept saying jews control the world and a worldwide bank run on J.P. Morgan chase is our only solution. But it never posted once. You sure it’s the “servers”