How the fuck is that a cargo cult, you moron? Do you even know what that means? If you had just said cult or something, that would have been fine, but a cargo cult is a fairly specific thing.
You're so dumb you don't even realize it. Let me spell it out for you. Cargo cults were a set belief system around when you do something superstitious to doing things, like building an airstrip, because you believe it will bring material goods, like airplanes with westerners and their food support, clothes, etc. The term has expanded to things like programming where you ritually add code with no actual effect because you think that will fix a bug. In no way, do the empathy losers fall into this. They say shit about empathy because they believe that leftism is about empathy, not because they think it will make them not be morons or make something work.
Leftoid sociopaths have no idea what empathy actually is or how it works, they just do a pathetic imitation of it because they think it will get them gibs. EZ.
Now please write another 500 words about how ACkSHUALLY your inability to understand simple metaphors makes you a serious genius n sheeyit. Definitely don't reflect on how you were actually the retard here today, lmao.
I never said they did have empathy, you brainless, mouth breathing, downie. If you had reading comprehension above a second grade level, you would have seen that.
You can't just throw random words in a sentence and just say "it's a metaphor", when someone calls you out for using a word wrong. Just admit you used the wrong word.
"OH shit he's right. What do I do?" asked the rightoid, face red with anger. He had never been wrong before, although people had wrongly claimed his posts were incorrect or inaccurate before. "I've got it", he exclaimed. "This is certainly the most brilliant rhetorical device since the great Greek debators. This will certainly prove that I'm not a slobbering, braying, idiot", he said excitedly.
His fat sausage fingers, greasy from his fourth bag of chips today, hurriedly typed out his scathing response. "HOES MADX24" it read. His opponent, who was assuredly a tranny communist scumbag jewish Hillary supporter, would never see such a witty and intelligent comment coming. The reply would scar him for life never being able to exit his liberal, commie, LGBT safe space again.
He clicked send and took his hands off his grimy keyboard and sighed contentedly. He knew this was just another of his many victories. "Did you see how I owned that libtard Hanaka", he said to his beautiful dakimakura. She did not respond, for she was inanimate and could never love him.
Are you literally crying? Just delete everything make a new account. Your officially another moron leftoid low iq pompous lolcow. Except your fate Jedi the left is literally the devil
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Sorry some aren't just constantly caving to you bandits anymore, we know your strategies and refuse to consider the inhuman as human. You are no more human to me than you yourself consider the humanity of a person alleged to have immigration violations by the totalitarian fascist state. That is, you are nothing.
These people sincerely need Jesus. Or Allah. Just something to help their tumor ridden brains maintain focus and not worry so much about meaningless shit like this
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6 ItsSugar 2019-10-28
The absolute state of people extremely into politics.
2 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Lmao @ the cargo cult built up around empathy by leftoid sociopaths who have never experienced any in their entire lives.
2 darth_stroyer 2019-10-28
you will never be as good as watermark
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-28
boooooooooooooooooooooring
do or say something funny or interesting for once in your life PLEASE
2 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Oh look it's another leftoid crying "boring" when what he actually means is that he's furiously assmad.
That one never gets old.
2 MG87 2019-10-28
Dude, you came in here crying about leftoids making fun of Trump.
5 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
boooooooooooooooooooooring
do or say something funny or interesting for once in your life PLEASE
0 MG87 2019-10-28
Follow your own advice
4 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
😴😴😴
4 MG87 2019-10-28
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
I sold you pharmaceuticals (what did you say?)
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
Now what are you going to do with it?
You better pay me when I send you the bill
You better pay me when I send you the bill
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Thanks, this Stitches reference is the first and only good thing you've ever posted.
1 MG87 2019-10-28
Thanks, this next bit was a little tougher to translate:
I have a loaded gun and its ready to fire
You are not yet an adult,you're but a child, your parents abused you
If you want to fight I will leave your face bloody
It is against your best interests to run to the authorities
There are no restrictions in Dade County
I always arrive at the scene of the crime covered in blood
Afterwards I sell narcotics to your life partner
I apologize for not telling you sooner
That she is now addicted to cocaine
One bump and now she dances exotically.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-28
*slaps roof of retard*
you can fit so much cope in this bad boy
0 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
r/creepyasterisks
No more "roleplaying" your violent fantasies about slapping me, thanks, the only bdsm I support is safe, sane and consentual. ♥
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
How the fuck is that a cargo cult, you moron? Do you even know what that means? If you had just said cult or something, that would have been fine, but a cargo cult is a fairly specific thing.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Maybe think about it instead of going straight to gigasperg, you rampaging autist?
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
Maybe you could learn what the word means, you mong.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Lmao you actually can't figure it out.
Tell you what, if you triple down I'll actually explain it to your dumb ass.
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
You're so dumb you don't even realize it. Let me spell it out for you. Cargo cults were a set belief system around when you do something superstitious to doing things, like building an airstrip, because you believe it will bring material goods, like airplanes with westerners and their food support, clothes, etc. The term has expanded to things like programming where you ritually add code with no actual effect because you think that will fix a bug. In no way, do the empathy losers fall into this. They say shit about empathy because they believe that leftism is about empathy, not because they think it will make them not be morons or make something work.
-1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
LMAO fantastic, you actually turbosperged
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I'm gonna explain this in terms so simple even you can understand it
Empathy
Leftoid "empathy"
Leftoid sociopaths have no idea what empathy actually is or how it works, they just do a pathetic imitation of it because they think it will get them gibs. EZ.
Now please write another 500 words about how ACkSHUALLY your inability to understand simple metaphors makes you a serious genius n sheeyit. Definitely don't reflect on how you were actually the retard here today, lmao.
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
I never said they did have empathy, you brainless, mouth breathing, downie. If you had reading comprehension above a second grade level, you would have seen that.
You can't just throw random words in a sentence and just say "it's a metaphor", when someone calls you out for using a word wrong. Just admit you used the wrong word.
3 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
HOES MAD X24
3 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
"OH shit he's right. What do I do?" asked the rightoid, face red with anger. He had never been wrong before, although people had wrongly claimed his posts were incorrect or inaccurate before. "I've got it", he exclaimed. "This is certainly the most brilliant rhetorical device since the great Greek debators. This will certainly prove that I'm not a slobbering, braying, idiot", he said excitedly.
His fat sausage fingers, greasy from his fourth bag of chips today, hurriedly typed out his scathing response. "HOES MADX24" it read. His opponent, who was assuredly a tranny communist scumbag jewish Hillary supporter, would never see such a witty and intelligent comment coming. The reply would scar him for life never being able to exit his liberal, commie, LGBT safe space again.
He clicked send and took his hands off his grimy keyboard and sighed contentedly. He knew this was just another of his many victories. "Did you see how I owned that libtard Hanaka", he said to his beautiful dakimakura. She did not respond, for she was inanimate and could never love him.
2 diggity_md 2019-10-28
dude this is embarrassing. Baited in to snappy tier pasta by the world's dumbest rightoid
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
Wow man you made fun of someone? That's so cringe.
2 nayytay 2019-10-28
Snappy pls
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
I might add it
1 nayytay 2019-10-28
Amazingly cooked, I just feel bad it had to be you that wrote it, and extra bad that you had to write it to pol of all people.
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
I was bored at work and it made me giggle.
1 nayytay 2019-10-28
I’m already prepared to use it on the next rightoid I argue with.
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
Nice
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Imagine actually reading Harry Potter
0 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Holy shit I'm going to add you to the list of people I've trolled into actual fanfiction-writing fury.
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
"hahaha I was just trolling. I'm not actually this retarded. TROLOLOLOLOLO"
0 RBLXTalk 2019-10-28
Upvote the lolcow retards
3 zergling_Lester 2019-10-28
Dude, you did actually turbosperg and got owned by Polly of all people.
May this be a lesson for you: around retards watch your mouth twice as carefully, because getting owned by a retard is very humiliating.
2 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
Not really. I'm just bored at work.
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
I would be too if I managed a the ball room at chuckie cheese
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Are you literally crying? Just delete everything make a new account. Your officially another moron leftoid low iq pompous lolcow. Except your fate Jedi the left is literally the devil
1 LightUmbra 2019-10-28
Don't try to bring your two brain cells in to this. You can't afford to lose them.
1 MG87 2019-10-28
Yes, yes you did
4 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
😴😴😴
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1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-28
Rightoid "empathy"
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-28
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-10-28
Did I just find Pol's alt account?
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-28
No I'm just another retarded rightoid.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-28
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1 MG87 2019-10-28
Have you tried not being a whiny little bitch boy?
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Oh what’s wrong call of duty still downloading? You can always go back to some more loli it’s been at least 30 minutes. Or order a hot pocket from mom
1 nayytay 2019-10-28
This is worse than the comment you replied to.
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
This is worse than both comments
1 CriticalSavings 2019-10-28
You are the worst gimmick poster on here and it's not even close.
3 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
What in particular about this comment led you to say this? I'd love to dig deeper on why this of all my posts got such a response today.
1 watermark1917 2019-10-28
Sorry some aren't just constantly caving to you bandits anymore, we know your strategies and refuse to consider the inhuman as human. You are no more human to me than you yourself consider the humanity of a person alleged to have immigration violations by the totalitarian fascist state. That is, you are nothing.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-10-28
Right, you're a sociopath. Thanks for confirming.
0 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-10-28
I love how the resident lefties take this one extra personally. Well done 👏
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-28
pol's moralfagging is just repetitive
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Seethe and cope good job in a 6 letter sentence
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-28
k
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Nelson Mandela failed
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-28
I should care about that why? Nigs gonna nig.
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
The Aztecs were morons
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-28
Well they were.
2 hyledog 2019-10-28
These people sincerely need Jesus. Or Allah. Just something to help their tumor ridden brains maintain focus and not worry so much about meaningless shit like this
2 watermark1917 2019-10-28
AL-Baghdadi was a better person than Trump
1 nayytay 2019-10-28
*is
Have you seen a body????? 🤔🤔🤔
1 collectijism 2019-10-28
Have you heard of the indian (dot) religion based on the white British as gods? I’m surprised you evolved enough to use keys and phones good job
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1 nayytay 2019-10-28
I’d never report you, snappy 😞😣
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-28
Daddy don't cry lol
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-10-28
That is the face of a man who realizes it’s gonna be like this whenever he goes out in public until the day he dies.