Unironic gommie tard Chucks and Sneeds when I make fun of his favorite retarded, evil ideology

75  2019-10-28 by pol__invictus__risen

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God, you're dumb.

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And here you go proving it again.

is pol a mod? If not he should be, on the basis of sheer consistency if nothing else

he's already doing it >for free might as well make it official at this point

I called for an election. One with a mayo-leftoid and mayo-rightoid, possibly a rad centrist, but mods are too lazy 🤷🏿‍♂️

And a Cathbol candidate?

Sure why not

I will never be a mod here because the jannies are unironic assmad leftoids.

Everyone is a leftoid relative to you Pol. Fucking great value brand Feeepo motherfucker.

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you're like hodor only more retarded

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time to kill the container and spin up a new instance

HOW THE FUCK DOES A SELENIUM GRID NODE EAT UP ALL OF THE MEMORY REEEEEE.

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I honestly love you both, and this place would suffer without your combined autism

That being said, despite being only 1 poster, you contribute more than 60% of the autism of this whole sub

Thank you for recognizing that I am in fact the only good and interesting person here anymore, inshallah.

Tyvm. If you could please refrain from using a*tism as a slur it would be greatly appreciated. Some of our Centrist Comrades are disenabled and do not appreciate having their superpower used as a slur. I know you'll take this very seriously so I want to thank you in advance for making drama a more welcoming and inclusive space for marginalized communities 😊

"Now we have the opportunity to carry out a resolute offensive against the NIMBY, break their resistance, eliminate them as a class and replace their production with the production of market-driven, high-density housing and nuclear power plants"

-Neoliberal Joseph Stalin 😍😍😍

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This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Gommunism is when you kick puppies 😢

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I love puppies

How many people in Russia do you think had to kill and eat their beloved pets when they were starving under Stalin?

I bet a lot.

those puppies could have grown up to be the dogs white women fuck instead of you

Well as long as they didn't kick them.

You know there’s stories of entire families in Soviet russia thinking American dog food was a cuisine. Some people actually got killed over dog food.

Woof

What even are you so butthurt about?

Capitalism, I think. Idk I just got here.

I'm just here so I don't get fined

Just do what I do, don't actually read half the posts but comment something you hope is relevant to the conversation.

It works more than it should.

pol is actually the only based person here. You guys poisioned my mind with LGBT propaganda, and it made me sinful, and I craved to suck dick. But I found Jesus, and he cured me. I pray that you guys will find him too.

Jesus is pretty gay tbh. He had 12 dude following him around to talk about his feelings, and you're telling me he wasn't gay? Nah, that nigga gay.

Don't blaspheme the name of God. He died for your sins on the cross. But there is still hope for you. God is forgiving, just pick up a Bible or go to mass, and you'll feel the love of God.

Of course I'll feel the love of God. He wants to get into my bussy

This is the kind of LGBT liberal propaganda on this sub, that I'm talking about that made me want trussy, don't you see that this kind of speech ruins the life of good straight Christian men?

How do we know God is not a tranny?

You might be onto something. I never thought of it this way. So he might allow us to crave trussy, I hope.

All hail the trussy

God was a man, as he impregnated mary. Yet now, god's a girl.

The facts talk for themselves.

God could have impregnated Mary if he was a tranny

True enough.

Yo I'm still only attracted to gussy and trussy, can't find it in me to switch over to bussy. Think you can pray the gay my way?

Homosexuality is a sin. All you need is a good wife and children, and your life will be happy.

I'm having a really hard time understanding how you could link this thread and think it makes you look good and the other guy look bad.

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It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

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This but ironically.

People who use words like “chud”, “reactionary” and “not real communism” can have their opinions instantly discarded.

Excuse me while I serious post for a second, but why the fuck do rightards keep posting their arguments here, acting like they actually won? If you are arguing with people online, it's too late, you already lost, and that goes double for reddit (even more so for /r/drama). It's terrible drama too.

Leftoids do it too, and no one complains because its entertainment

I agree with that statement, that doesn't make this post any less boring though.

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If communism helps bring about an end to the white race, count me in.

Lol imagine communism isn’t invented to ensure only the whites and Asians rise to the manager class leaving all the rest under government rations and eventual extinction

Thank you for showcasing your retardation for everyone's entertainment, pol. You're clearly not seething that you have no idea what you're even arguing and just throwing poo at anyone who calls you historically illiterate.

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Can you at least try? This is just sad

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