On 9/5/18 I met my best friend. Nearly 5 months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Just a reminder that being a father is not about “blood” but about being available with unconditional love and support
Of all the things I have to listen to women prattle on about in my life astrology has to be the most tolerable. At least the don't take it that seriously either so you can poke fun at it.
Joe is a straight man in his twenties. Like many men, he passionately rejects astrology. “It strips people of their uniqueness and reduces them to pigeonholed blocks of characteristics,"
If Joe really said that, it strips him of his straightness.
Because it’s reactionary essentialist nonsense? No it’s the moids who are wrong. And also the majority of the foids too. Couldn’t possibly be that a majority of people in general think I’m a fucking retard
This is all they're left with after the advent of aviation rendered their navy useless. Not to mention them sending all of their useful people to die in 2 world wars.
Because they lack a personality of their own, and like parasites must assimilate things and spread. Most gay people are fine, it's just the LGBTQQIP2SAA crowd that's awful
Because they have no ability to contribute to the human diaspora. Raping kids doesn’t actually produce new gays just makes more straights gays and more people to also become non contributors. Its a zero sum game look at the romans and what happened
Astrology is a very effective people filter, the moment I am asked about signs or their effects on me I disengage as quickly as possible and make a mental note about the person.
Saying that women and gays are more likely to believe in astrology is the most sexist and homophobic thing I've ever heard, considering it means nothing less than accusing them of being vapid, stupid and illogical.
If you're a straight man with a lot of female friends, you probably tolerate astrology ("It's gotten to the point where I'm sharing Virgo memes in the group chat like 'lol, me', but I still don't like it," says Adam from Manchester).
When will Adam realize that he's never going to be seen as anything other than a "good friend?"
Straight white men hate astrology because the stars are where an alien species known as the Jew came to feed off the life force of Terrans. Read Sumerian mythology.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-29
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1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-29
I must be a straight man or just a typical Taurus ♉️ it’s all bull
1 automatic_cluck 2019-10-29
That's why the Cluck is the GOAT
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-29
Cluck we’re compatible in the land of zodiac. 😍
1 automatic_cluck 2019-10-29
ewww
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-29
😞
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-29
Be a Scorpio
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-29
I am though. I have a birthday in early November 😞
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-29
That explains your “sugertits” comment last night. I knew it had a sting in it.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-29
I want to sting you with my rock hard micropenis if you know what I mean
1 chimpan_z 2019-10-29
> straight man
> Taurus ♉
> bull
tryna tell us something sweaty?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-29
Yes. Cluck still rejected me even with the right attributes.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-10-29
I look for wrong attributes sweatie 😘
1 ragnathorn 2019-10-29
Of all the things I have to listen to women prattle on about in my life astrology has to be the most tolerable. At least the don't take it that seriously either so you can poke fun at it.
1 collectijism 2019-10-29
Just call their hotter enemies piscies they all hate them
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-10-29
Lol imagine talking to dumb foids who believe in astrology. I only associate myself with the smartest foids. They believe in MBTI
1 ragnathorn 2019-10-29
The only "Foids" you interact with are drama moderators
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-10-29
Like I said, only the smartest foids for me
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-10-29
Chad Five Factor Model > Virgin MBTI
1 newcomer_ts 2019-10-29
This article is a quality shitposting I'd expect to see on /r/drama
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-29
I stole it from stupidpol tbh. Like many of my posts.
1 WhereDidSerotoninGo 2019-10-29
N-word.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-10-29
Cultural appropriation smb 😤
1 aqouta 2019-10-29
They stole it from us like a long time ago lol.
1 byobombs 2019-10-29
If Joe really said that, it strips him of his straightness.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-10-29
Because it’s reactionary essentialist nonsense? No it’s the moids who are wrong. And also the majority of the foids too. Couldn’t possibly be that a majority of people in general think I’m a fucking retard
1 cakeisgreat 2019-10-29
Well I certainly think you’re a retard, but I’m not sure what that has to do with astrology?
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-10-29
Probably has something to do with it being a pile of bullshit
1 TryitoutJulia 2019-10-29
More Vice!
This one from Hannah!
Who brought us these hits:
Can We Find Inner Peace through Horse Therapy?
Men Bleaching Their Hair Is the New Beard
How We Persuaded Our Mums to Vote Labour
1 Infidel6 2019-10-29
Of course they're from the UK 🙄
This is all they're left with after the advent of aviation rendered their navy useless. Not to mention them sending all of their useful people to die in 2 world wars.
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-10-29
Why do the alphabet people have to inject themselves into literally everything
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-10-29
Because they lack a personality of their own, and like parasites must assimilate things and spread. Most gay people are fine, it's just the LGBTQQIP2SAA crowd that's awful
1 Pepperglue 2019-10-29
And all of the dumb things, too.
All of the new agey and occult stuff. Seems to me they are running away from the real world.
1 heretobefriends 2019-10-29
The parallel to some of the alt-right's fascination with regional paganism does not go unnoticed.
1 ragnathorn 2019-10-29
Because a lot of them are socially retarded and can't function without being showered in positivity and platitudes
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
This shit is the QT+ leave us normal LGBs out of it lmfao
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-29
Pretty sure it's two subspecies at this point. LGB feast on bussy while QT+ consumes attention.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
This but unironically
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-29
1 lickedTators 2019-10-29
They prefer the classic original bussy
1 collectijism 2019-10-29
Because they have no ability to contribute to the human diaspora. Raping kids doesn’t actually produce new gays just makes more straights gays and more people to also become non contributors. Its a zero sum game look at the romans and what happened
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-10-29
Some of them are actively trying to become women and the others imitate their characteristics. The answer is always foids.
1 somegurk 2019-10-29
I'm begining to think we need a plague or something.
1 RBLXTalk 2019-10-29
Our alphabet friends don’t have a discernible personality so they just cling on to cis women
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-29
Queers are straighties trying to get oppression points, sweaty.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-29
Why men hate astrology.....because it's retarded. Vice please send me soros bucks
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-29
Astrology is a very effective people filter, the moment I am asked about signs or their effects on me I disengage as quickly as possible and make a mental note about the person.
1 omegaclap 2019-10-29
Saying that women and gays are more likely to believe in astrology is the most sexist and homophobic thing I've ever heard, considering it means nothing less than accusing them of being vapid, stupid and illogical.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-10-29
Based.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-29
Anyone that believes in astrology is unfit for a leadership position. It isn't a glass ceiling that's holding these people back.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
I ain't read the article but is the answer "because it's fucking retarded?" Because I'm p. sure the answer is because it's fucking retarded.
1 AnnArchist 2019-10-29
Imagine non-binary people and women being into things that have no basis in facts.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-10-29
As I said in another subreddit when this was posted last year:
This article is going to be mentioned in my suicide letter with absolute certainty.
Or to quote longpostbot quoting some lolcow or another:
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-10-29
I'd love to see such a kiddy glove treatment on creationism or phrenology.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-10-29
4 in 10 foidburgers believe in star magic??? Jesus this country is stupid.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-10-29
When will Adam realize that he's never going to be seen as anything other than a "good friend?"
1 ClubbinGuido 2019-10-29
Straight white men hate astrology because the stars are where an alien species known as the Jew came to feed off the life force of Terrans. Read Sumerian mythology.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-29
goddamnit guido