According to all those BIGGOTS in that default sub it’s totally cool to commit second hand 41% by misgender if the victim is a thought criminal to progressivism
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Yeah, when I get upvoted, it gives me a bonus to my mood. You know, like in Rimworld. DAE play Rimworld? So many situations can be compared to Rimworld and it's always worth a hearty chuckle.
I love how these niggas be like "dOn'T bLaMe tRaNS pEoPle fOr ThIs!" while completely ignoring that trans people wholesale created the legal situation that let this happen and enabled this fucker right up until it became obvious he was terrible optics for them.
I don't know which I want more. The inevitable wave of reactionary pushback, or the dystopian hellhole where the mechanisms of society start to seize up and fail.
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Is it really reactionary when we've slid down the slippery slope all the way from "gay marriage" to "wax my balls or I will ruin your life" within like 4 years?
Let's give credit where credit is due, most of them are smart enough not to groom, or otherwise derive sexual pleasure from children using their real names.
They use their psuedonymous Reddit moderator accounts to do it.
They are also the ones who say if someone says they are a transwoman, you have to consider them a trans woman no matter what or you're a transphobe. But since this guy is a fuckin pedo psycho, we're allowed to totally ignore how he self-identifies and reject that he's trans.
It's the fat. At a certain lardbeast quotient the fat starts to obliterate sexual characteristics, turning a person into a sexless, amorphous blob of flesh.
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2 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-29
According to all those BIGGOTS in that default sub it’s totally cool to commit second hand 41% by misgender if the victim is a thought criminal to progressivism
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-29
...And then one day, for no reason whatsoever, everyone voted for Hitler.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-29
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-10-29
the destiny drama in there is funny
1 Kellere31 2019-10-29
Yikes sweaty you don't need gender disphoria to be trans. Ugh this is Really toxic and kind of problamtic. 😬
1 muck4doo 2019-10-29
Haven't played destiny 2 in about a year. Now I'm thinking of starting again after this.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-10-29
Do these "people" need to insert pop culture product into everything
1 KaaraRaven 2019-10-29
I wonder if it's a psychological urge to gain orange validation points by acknowledging the things that reddit never shuts up about.
1 Kellere31 2019-10-29
Maybe reddit is some kind of sick psychological experiment from the revenge seeking souls of fredu and friends. 🤔
1 Redactor0 2019-10-29
Yeah, when I get upvoted, it gives me a bonus to my mood. You know, like in Rimworld. DAE play Rimworld? So many situations can be compared to Rimworld and it's always worth a hearty chuckle.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-10-29
Hey Hey People
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-29
Consoooomers
1 Kellere31 2019-10-29
OH YES I'M CONSOOOOOOOMING
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
I love how these niggas be like "dOn'T bLaMe tRaNS pEoPle fOr ThIs!" while completely ignoring that trans people wholesale created the legal situation that let this happen and enabled this fucker right up until it became obvious he was terrible optics for them.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-29
If you think its bad now, just wait. Society is going to get SO much worse
2 trexmundi 2019-10-29
I don't know which I want more. The inevitable wave of reactionary pushback, or the dystopian hellhole where the mechanisms of society start to seize up and fail.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-29
Invest in popcorn 🍿
1 trexmundi 2019-10-29
I am not a SRDine, sir, and I take offense at that.
1 ragnathorn 2019-10-29
in the can 🐟 👈 now
1 Kellere31 2019-10-29
Why does it smell like fish? 🥫 👃🤢
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1 LongPostBot 2019-10-29
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1 FearOfBees 2019-10-29
Is it really reactionary when we've slid down the slippery slope all the way from "gay marriage" to "wax my balls or I will ruin your life" within like 4 years?
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-10-29
Slippery slope isn’t a fallacy and is true.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
gamers RISE UP
1 alphetaboss 2019-10-29
I don't wanna think all trans people are crazy and mentally unstable, they just keep making it so damn hard not to.
1 trexmundi 2019-10-29
Let's give credit where credit is due, most of them are smart enough not to groom, or otherwise derive sexual pleasure from children using their real names.
They use their psuedonymous Reddit moderator accounts to do it.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-10-29
I find it hilarious how everyone just calls him "him" now. Like he's still a trans woman right? Men don't claim his ass, foids can have him
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
naaaaaaaw son this is a fat sweaty pedo with a dick n'giblets, he is always and forever one of yours
1 Lysis10 2019-10-29
They are also the ones who say if someone says they are a transwoman, you have to consider them a trans woman no matter what or you're a transphobe. But since this guy is a fuckin pedo psycho, we're allowed to totally ignore how he self-identifies and reject that he's trans.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
DON'T MISGENDER HER BIGOT unless """she""" makes us look bad
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-29
The sad part is he passes better than most trannies ik.
1 trexmundi 2019-10-29
It's the fat. At a certain lardbeast quotient the fat starts to obliterate sexual characteristics, turning a person into a sexless, amorphous blob of flesh.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-29
Definitely this most trannies are major lanklets.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-10-29
I'm harder than a libertarian in a privately-owned NICU right now.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-10-29
It’s true they made a movie about it
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-10-29
Ok so how is he not trans?
1 questionablyrotten 2019-10-29
Hasn’t killed himself yet
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-10-29
Those top comments are prime /r/averageredditor
1 watermark1917 2019-10-29
A state that was not white supremacist would not criminalize non white immigration
Change my mind
1 ClubbinGuido 2019-10-29
Are you talking about Israel?
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1 LongPostBot 2019-10-29
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1 ImHereForTheBussy 2019-10-29
They don't have to be assholes.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-10-29
Oh you sneaky bitch