I know we've beaten this dead horse to death many, many times, but /r/all is just starting to catch on, so here we go again...

79  2019-10-29 by SpaceMonkeyPolice2

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According to all those BIGGOTS in that default sub it’s totally cool to commit second hand 41% by misgender if the victim is a thought criminal to progressivism

...And then one day, for no reason whatsoever, everyone voted for Hitler.

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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the destiny drama in there is funny

Yikes sweaty you don't need gender disphoria to be trans. Ugh this is Really toxic and kind of problamtic. 😬

Haven't played destiny 2 in about a year. Now I'm thinking of starting again after this.

Do these "people" need to insert pop culture product into everything

I wonder if it's a psychological urge to gain orange validation points by acknowledging the things that reddit never shuts up about.

Maybe reddit is some kind of sick psychological experiment from the revenge seeking souls of fredu and friends. 🤔

Yeah, when I get upvoted, it gives me a bonus to my mood. You know, like in Rimworld. DAE play Rimworld? So many situations can be compared to Rimworld and it's always worth a hearty chuckle.

Hey Hey People

Consoooomers

OH YES I'M CONSOOOOOOOMING

I love how these niggas be like "dOn'T bLaMe tRaNS pEoPle fOr ThIs!" while completely ignoring that trans people wholesale created the legal situation that let this happen and enabled this fucker right up until it became obvious he was terrible optics for them.

If you think its bad now, just wait. Society is going to get SO much worse

I don't know which I want more. The inevitable wave of reactionary pushback, or the dystopian hellhole where the mechanisms of society start to seize up and fail.

Invest in popcorn 🍿

I am not a SRDine, sir, and I take offense at that.

in the can 🐟 👈 now

Why does it smell like fish? 🥫 👃🤢

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Is it really reactionary when we've slid down the slippery slope all the way from "gay marriage" to "wax my balls or I will ruin your life" within like 4 years?

Slippery slope isn’t a fallacy and is true.

gamers RISE UP

I don't wanna think all trans people are crazy and mentally unstable, they just keep making it so damn hard not to.

Let's give credit where credit is due, most of them are smart enough not to groom, or otherwise derive sexual pleasure from children using their real names.

They use their psuedonymous Reddit moderator accounts to do it.

I find it hilarious how everyone just calls him "him" now. Like he's still a trans woman right? Men don't claim his ass, foids can have him

naaaaaaaw son this is a fat sweaty pedo with a dick n'giblets, he is always and forever one of yours

They are also the ones who say if someone says they are a transwoman, you have to consider them a trans woman no matter what or you're a transphobe. But since this guy is a fuckin pedo psycho, we're allowed to totally ignore how he self-identifies and reject that he's trans.

DON'T MISGENDER HER BIGOT unless """she""" makes us look bad

The sad part is he passes better than most trannies ik.

It's the fat. At a certain lardbeast quotient the fat starts to obliterate sexual characteristics, turning a person into a sexless, amorphous blob of flesh.

It's the fat.

Definitely this most trannies are major lanklets.

sexless, amorphous blob of flesh

I'm harder than a libertarian in a privately-owned NICU right now.

hes not trans, he's a pervert in a dress looking for his 15 minutes of fame and got it.

Ok so how is he not trans?

Hasn’t killed himself yet

Those top comments are prime /r/averageredditor

A state that was not white supremacist would not criminalize non white immigration

Change my mind

Are you talking about Israel?

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This man

Oh. So if a trans women is an asshole, suddenly he/she is a man?

They don't have to be assholes.

Yeah, Yaniv is trash.

Asking all trans people to answer for Yaniv is like asking all cis people to answer for Epstein.

Oh you sneaky bitch