i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.
there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.
I hate the youth. I'm jealous of their unbridled enthusiasm and energy. I also think they're all idiots who will end up as jaded as me. If you're under the age of thirty, you shouldn't be allowed to vote or make any decisions ever. You only start resembling a functional human with empathy and wisdom when you receive that first gray hair. Before that you are just a little shit that consumes everything in front of you without any coherent thoughts. You think you have critical thinking skills before 30, but you don't. You only truly gain this ability when you stop giving a fuck what society thinks. Incels gain this power a little earlier than most, but in return they must accept the fact they truly matter to no one also earlier than most.
Tldr. Fuck zoomers, I hope you crash on your hover scooter.
The recent criminalization of the migration of poor people from central America to the United States, simply due to their material conditions and race, it's a further sign of the entrenchment of white supremacy in the post wwii international order, and a need for the third world to throw off the white supremacist world order to establish true independence and the end of the slavery of non white people to whites.
Your centrist half-measures are not enough, poor third worlders should enslave white people. Starting with Russians actually who are the architects of the global warming. Bring the Igo back!
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36 comments
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-29
R/drama did this
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-29
Are we getting paid tho
2 Enrico_Motassa 2019-10-29
we should start selling merch like the zoomers
1 Curbside_dental 2019-10-29
Heckin floofer doggo big boye shirts coming soon.
Also body armor if you're into larping about the boog.
1 ClementineChime 2019-10-29
I'd buy a shirt with Lawlz face on it and I'd wear it proudly.
1 fernguts 2019-10-29
Yes, in sweet sweet dramacoin.
2 Zero5urvivers 2019-10-29
“God millennials/zoomers are so sensitive”
“WHY YOU CALL US BOOMER, SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT YOUTH!”
1 tHeSiD 2019-10-29
Ok zoomer
2 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-29
Generational idpol is nothing new.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-29
Shut up xoomer
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-10-29
This isn't generational. Boomerism is a state of mind.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-10-29
lol this is an argument every kind of bigot uses. If you don't mean "boomers", why do you say "boomers"?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-10-29
Because boomerism is a state of mind, that’s why.
1 seenten 2019-10-29
Literally in the article lol
2 CucksLoveTrump 2019-10-29
"GEN Z IS FINALLY FED UP!"
Live look at Gen Z
1 allendrio 2019-10-29
Who the fuck drinks monster energy, a decent coffee machine is not expensive at all.
1 dramasexual 2019-10-29
Energy drinks are superior. Monster is a sit one tho.
1 mrthicky 2019-10-29
Caffiene pills is cheaper than everything.
100 200MG pills for 5 bucks.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-29
i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.
there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.
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1 serialflamingo 2019-10-29
OK boomer
1 BussyShillBot 2019-10-29
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1 ragnathorn 2019-10-29
Must be a slow fucking news week for NYT to be on this
1 Ghdust2 2019-10-29
Hopefully they finally kill each other and us Millennials and Gen Xers can finally live in peace.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-10-29
As an Xennial I would be even more radically centrist then I am now.
1 seenten 2019-10-29
Xoomers gonna get dabbed on too
1 alphetaboss 2019-10-29
I hate the youth. I'm jealous of their unbridled enthusiasm and energy. I also think they're all idiots who will end up as jaded as me. If you're under the age of thirty, you shouldn't be allowed to vote or make any decisions ever. You only start resembling a functional human with empathy and wisdom when you receive that first gray hair. Before that you are just a little shit that consumes everything in front of you without any coherent thoughts. You think you have critical thinking skills before 30, but you don't. You only truly gain this ability when you stop giving a fuck what society thinks. Incels gain this power a little earlier than most, but in return they must accept the fact they truly matter to no one also earlier than most.
Tldr. Fuck zoomers, I hope you crash on your hover scooter.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-10-29
This, but unironically.
1 NMJ87 2019-10-29
Did I write this
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-10-29
boomercide now!
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-10-29
I hope boomers rise up while I, a slacker gen x, am forgotten
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-10-29
OK boomer
1 watermark1917 2019-10-29
The recent criminalization of the migration of poor people from central America to the United States, simply due to their material conditions and race, it's a further sign of the entrenchment of white supremacy in the post wwii international order, and a need for the third world to throw off the white supremacist world order to establish true independence and the end of the slavery of non white people to whites.
Change my mind.
2 zergling_Lester 2019-10-29
Your centrist half-measures are not enough, poor third worlders should enslave white people. Starting with Russians actually who are the architects of the global warming. Bring the Igo back!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-10-29
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You should hear either your front door open or one of your windows smash.
This is fine.
You will hear something/someone come into your room.
This is fine.
Your clothes will be taken off (If you are wearing any)
This is fine.
You will feel a sharp pain in the general area of your genitals. This is completely normal. The entity you saw in your dreams is NOT in the room with you. Make sure you keep your eyes closed!
(Any sudden movements are also not recommended)
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Check it out! We ripped your foreskin off! Isn’t that something? This is what cringe posters like you get!
Do not tell anyone.
Do not see a doctor.
Do not go to a hospital.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Don’t post cringe!
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1 zhcyiDnein 2019-10-29
>thinking this is worthy of sharing
Cope, zoomer.