They have to seem genuine. Its the nature of the game.
This was written by a high-level troll. Its a wall of text for a good reason. Just skimming the first few lines and last few lines won't tip anyone off, but once you get deep into the wall of text in the middle it gets into erotic descriptions of blowjobs.
Dude. There are so many red flags in that. This woman is not okay.
my feet went numb, couldn’t stop crying
I bragged to people that he had quit
what if I wanted to get my needs met? Would have to get it into unethical or unsafe situations
there is no chase
giving his masculinity to phantom whores
this is weak and unmanly
makes me feel not safe, muh child
Holy fucking shit lady. She is loading up to completely leave this guy for fapping, her whole script is ready. If my gf walked in on me herking the gherkin she would probably just tell me I’m gross and to lock the door next time and forget it.
Think of the shit storm that would be unleashed if she found out her husband was jacking it to pictures of her. And I'm sure someone this repulsed at porn would allow a picture to be taken of herself where she looks sexy enough to jerk it to.
Even during marriage and in a committed (lol) relationship, foids still believe they are the gatekeepers of sex. Imagine the shitstorm and neckbeard pointing if this was reversed
haha, yeah, I ban her from touching herself unless I want her to, so she’s horny enough to fuck me
Sounds like she’s getting ready to take the based polypill and this is her go-to cope
redditors trying to act like marriage counselors is like adding gas to a fire to try and put it out.
also, I skimmed parts of her spergout but shes posting in nofap. I'm assuming shes nofapping and her husband cant do anything with her so hes taken to jacking it
He told me I should just trust him on this and stop worrying. Sounds harmless and innocent enough when put that way, but my gut reaction is to say, “well then he can jerk off to pictures of me.”
There's little more pathetic than jerking off to your current partner
I feel like a piece of functional furniture. I cook, I clean, I make his coffee, and if I happen to be around I give him blow jobs.
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1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-30
Lol. This is someone troll /r/NoFap trying to get them to relapse with erotic text. Not drama
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-30
Seems pretty genuine to me.
Also, you don't need to post actual drama on drama you tard.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-10-30
They have to seem genuine. Its the nature of the game.
This was written by a high-level troll. Its a wall of text for a good reason. Just skimming the first few lines and last few lines won't tip anyone off, but once you get deep into the wall of text in the middle it gets into erotic descriptions of blowjobs.
Definitely a troll, not a casual one.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-10-30
Well, the replies are genuine in the least.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-10-30
The replies are always real
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-30
Dude. There are so many red flags in that. This woman is not okay.
Holy fucking shit lady. She is loading up to completely leave this guy for fapping, her whole script is ready. If my gf walked in on me herking the gherkin she would probably just tell me I’m gross and to lock the door next time and forget it.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-10-30
she sounds like a soccer mom Karen tbqh
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-30
No wonder he has to jerk off to get away from this bitch
1 Osterion 2019-10-30
She's just saying what their all thinking
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-30
😞 I guess now you and I can never be together.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-10-30
Could form a horrifying polycule still.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-30
O-okay 😞
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-10-30
Fatty
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-10-30
But she’s a 130-lb hottie and emphasizes that in every fucking comment!
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-10-30
Or she could simply peg him while he is watching porn
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-10-30
Think of the shit storm that would be unleashed if she found out her husband was jacking it to pictures of her. And I'm sure someone this repulsed at porn would allow a picture to be taken of herself where she looks sexy enough to jerk it to.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-30
Why didn’t she just join in with the action. She said she went looking for a cuddle. She’s a crazy cat.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-30
I wish you join in on my action 😞
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-10-30
Just use your imagination like the rest of us and stop being so lazy.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-10-30
Based
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-30
lmao
1 RBLXTalk 2019-10-30
Even during marriage and in a committed (lol) relationship, foids still believe they are the gatekeepers of sex. Imagine the shitstorm and neckbeard pointing if this was reversed
Sounds like she’s getting ready to take the based polypill and this is her go-to cope
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-10-30
redditors trying to act like marriage counselors is like adding gas to a fire to try and put it out.
also, I skimmed parts of her spergout but shes posting in nofap. I'm assuming shes nofapping and her husband cant do anything with her so hes taken to jacking it
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-10-30
This shit was so retarded to read idiot wife gets complacent and expect her husband to go through extreme effort to fuck her what a meme gender
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-10-30
There's little more pathetic than jerking off to your current partner
That's the ideal marriage
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-10-30
I'm so domesticated RN I jack it to leaving my dishes in the sink for more than an hour.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-30
there is no problem that women cannot exacerbate with a gerjillion words
1 Platycel 2019-10-30
Is there any chance she ISN'T fat?