Boomers in r/conspiracy have their feelings hurt

22  2019-10-30 by unrulyfarmhand

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I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.

Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.

The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.

It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.

Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.

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Lol I cant remember friendly generational relations between boomers and zoomer anytime before either.

The problem I have with boomers is that they didn't teach their children how to behave, they didn't take them to church, they didn't talk to them about the love of God. Now these younglings are effected by the gay propaganda, that is is found in every part of the media, and the internet. The worst propaganda is found in the website called r/drama, which indoctrinated me into wanting to suck feminine penis. Fortunately I found Jesus, and I could overcome this sinful thought. I still spinkle holy water around my room before I visit this website just in case.

Exactly, if a priest diddled them at a young enough age, they would have learned the love of god.

Only a very small number of priests are like that, the church doesn't apporove of their behavior. But the drag queens in libraries, that brainwash the children, and show their penises are way worse.

the church doesn't apporove of their behavior.

WRONG

You are probably a kid diddler.

Do you think all those hundreds of millions of Catholics that go to church are kid diddlers?

Do youth k you are making a point here? You're a diddler. Your father diddled you, you diddled your kids. It runs in the family.

You probably watched too many edgy atheist youtube channels and listened to Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris too much that say these horrible things about people who have faith. So much for tolerant atheists.

Do you think Catholics like that those things happened? No, every organisation that gets too big can get corrupted. But Pope Francis is doing reforms to fix it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_sexual_abuse_summit

Pope Cope

Ok, I'm just larping as a "closeted gay dude that becomes a Christian to hide his sexuality" or something like that, and I take my acting seriously, but you really got mad over my larp. Just read my first comment I think it's obvious how satire it is. I'm actually atheist btw.

Great larp! you sure fooled me!

I realized how much people here like pizzashil and pol invictus. So I tried to do something like them but with actual character development, but noone cares. I guess I do it wrong, and I'm boring :(

Just be yourself!

Isn't pizza an alt-righter who tries to satirize leftists, and pol invictus a far-leftist who tries to satirize right wingers?

You think pizza is secretly alt-right?

I think a lot of people on r/drama are just playing a role, and mask their true selfes. Wasn't that the point of that wojak meme yesterday?

It is all of the creatures Lawlz can turn into.

I'm just larping as a "closeted gay dude that becomes a Christian to hide his sexuality" or something like that, and I take my acting seriously, but you really got mad over my larp.

you had him going then ya let him off the hook, what the fuck?

You're right I shouldn't reveal myself. I promise I won't do it anymore.

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Ok I get it. I won't blow my cover next time I'm larping as some retard.

Why else would they go?

This is accurate

We all know how much you love avian futas, dear. Jesus can't help you there. Òvò

That was a misstep in my life, but I think you are a good person, so I pray that you will turn the pages of the Bible as much, as you now turn the webpages of furry hentai.

I thought you were RandolphCox for a second there. What's that rascal been up to, anyway?

I just read the bold text and don't click the links.

That being said I'm glad people are hurting. You know what they did to me? Hmmmm!? What I will do to all the sons and daughters of man!

Any response to that article other than "okay boomer" should be punished with stoning inshallah