Shots fired at Fakebook

88  2019-10-30 by SpaceMonkeyPolice2

32 comments

You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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Holy shit this is amazing. A

ads in support of voter registration will still be allowed, for instance

U sure about that?

It's bipartisan?

Voter registration is a (((liberal))) conspiracy

Depends on what target demographic you're encouraging to register. :v

Illegals, hopefully

Jack needs to do another interview with Tim Pool where he just gets angry the whole time again.

Who is this jack?

Jack Dorsey. Who wrote this tweet.

CEO of Twitter

Who wouldn't get angry trying to talk sense into that dense motherfucker?

While Tim Pool is easy to mock, in this particular case the dense motherfucker was Jack Dorsey.

One of them is a millionaire tech entrepreneur, the other is a slobbering YouTuber

One of them is a millionaire tech entrepreneur got lucky their internet version of phone texts took off and doesn't know how to manage a company, demonstrated by the fact that the company didn't start making any sort of profit until last year (2018). The other is a balding, amateur, slobbering, wanna-be YouTube journalist that caters to the sort of people who watch YouTube, and other mental midgets. When they did the Joe Rogan podcast together, the balding amateur looked less retarded than "you can text in your browser" guy.

The only redeeming thing about the episode was Twitter's lawyer. If that woman has a phat ass she's perfect.

A fellow connoisseur of curry braps eh?

I'm an equal opportunity exploiter.

One more step towards banning all political speech of any form on twitter, الله أكبر

Allah’s mercy on Saddam Hussein. He wouldn’t let you utter a single word!

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Inshallah

how can they do this when everything is political

meaning they ban campaign ads from being on twitter, not like, political discussion or politician's accounts

Which is extremely unfortunate

How the fuck is Twitter a thing. Even their spokesman needs a dozen tweets to get their message across.

Teenagers thought it was kewl around the time Obama was campaigning the first time. Not the most practical lot

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And their stock price immediately dropped 3% lol

and facebook shot up 5% if after-hours

This is unironically a good idea. I shouldn’t be spammed with Elizabeth Warren tweets asking me to donate and shit. Candidates and their followers should put in the work themselves.