This is journalism.

26  2019-10-31 by dis_is_my_account

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Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.

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Once again proving white foids are the worst of the worst...

That is really awful writing. It sounds like something a SRDine wrote.

AND THEY GET PAID

no, that's an opinion column

Literally every “this is what news consists of these days” post on the subreddit is from the opinion pages. Does this subreddit not realize that half of the stuff published on op-eds is selected based on how much it will rouse the tards?

No, because they are the tards in question

I'm impressed, thats quite the dramapill actually.

If only they had a name for the practice of placing both reporting and commentary into a newspaper...

Do you consider this article to actually be, in any real sense, reporting the news? They have actual journalistic articles about the formal inquiry vote, but this isn't one of them. It's snark about a current event, like something you'd find in your local paper's opinion section.

They have actual journalistic articles about the formal inquiry vote

Find one that is clear of ambiguity.

Find anything that is clear of ambiguity, retard

Your far end of autistic spectrum diagnosis.

far end

Holy shit, do you collect extra chromosomes?

Easy now...

Luckily I'm not a blithering idiot who just falls to pieces at the sight of indirect or ambiguous language; which is useful because I'm a human being, and other humans and their dealings, especially political, tend to be ambiguous.

I also don't read the washington post, but [here's an article to hold your hand about the whole process and what it may or may not mean'(https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/09/25/what-you-need-know-about-impeachment-inquiry-into-trump/)

Luckily I'm not a blithering idiot

Stopped right here. I don't appreciate self-deprecating jokes.

All news (ideally) is journalism, but not all journalism is news. That's why "opinion journalism" exists. Why on Earth one of the most prestigious journalistic outfits sees fit to hitch their ship to this hollow, vapid, urbanite hogshit is beyond me, but it's still journalism.

it drives clicks and generates engagement across social media platforms....like this one

probably

real talk it seems that unless we want to just have publicly funded or subsidized news without owners or advertisers who exert editorial control over the newsroom, this is what we're gonna have.

Or we could use the power of the government to destroy and forcibly close the Washington post

Twitter first and I agree. But you're just going to get Amazon Times in its place

Amazon will be broken up until there are 4 regional Amazon's that meet once a year in a violent battle royale

Are opinion pieces not categorized as journalism anymore?

Not all journalism is created equal or should be seen as such. I don't bother reading opinion columns because I dont give a shit what some hack who gets paid by the word or circulation thinks. I can form my own retarded takes perfectly well on my own, thanks,

That is actually an opinion peice.

Make this a snappy quote. Please.

I literally don't understand what this person is trying to say.

This is just poor writing.

that boomer has nice boomer hair