Degerate Poketard manchildren are mad Game freak doesn't pander to human failures, one comments on child bearing hips of 10 year old protagonist.

47  2019-11-01 by Kellere31

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The good thing about this community, is it’s still based on consent, as no one is fattened against their will. In a way it’s admirable seeing these women do this to themselves, as it shows a real dedication to work against the grain of society and become the sizes they do.

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Children can't consent you goddamn anarchist.

Literally all of the characters look older than 16 but are 10 canonically other than gen 5. It is straight retarded a trillion dollar game company can't put custom ages in.

Those kids are definitely not 16. They look like they are 11 or 12.

Have you seen a 12 year old? Greta looks younger and shes like 17 now

Greta is literally retarded though. That's not how a 17 year old is supposed to look..

How does that change the age of the main characters.

That's because of malnutrition.

You'd think the fact the characters are like 11 would be a hint

Imagine caring about nu-pokémon beyond the copious amounts of furry porn it produces

Based

Pokemon has literally always been shit

Is r/cursedsubreddits a thing? Because it should be.

I get why they don’t just have an age slider. Doesn’t make too much sense to have a 36 year old adventurer leaving their moms home for the first time. All of these difficult settings require minimal changes to the story, it’s the same “kid leaving home” arc

Unless that adventurer is your average millenial redditor I guess

New Pokemon game where you're 26 years old, morbidly overweight, and permanently funemployed so your parents throw you out of the house and then while lumbering to the benefits office you get stung by a Beedrill and promptly die of anaphylactic shock.

Why don’t they just download loverslab and cut out the middle man.

dis dude said degerate 🤣🤣🤣

one comments on child bearing hips of 10 year old protagonist.

I really wish they would make a game where we aren’t a ten year old kid for once. I mean I’m 27 right now and grew up with Pokémon, just give me fully customizable characters so I can choose my own age/character

op why don't you go have a seat on that couch while i totally don't call the fbi.

Ok let's make a special Ed version for the very exceptional Dramatards. This comment refers to This image , the commenter talks about the children on the image, he doesn't refer to the comment you just posted, you goddamn brainlet.

Except that's the comment he linked to. I'm not wading through this boring ass drama because op instantly thinks about diddling kids in shitty Nintendo threads.

ohh my god they're talking about "child bearing hips" and no ones saying anything about it jesus fuck

Probably immigrants from /vp/ and their daily trainer waifu threads.

imagine picking a waifu from a pokemon game and not picking a pokemon.

Do they seriously have a Weezing evolution with a mustache now?

Child bearing hips on lolis are gross, CMV. They should be slim and flat, just as God intended.

Just as Muhammed liked them inshallah.

The absolute state of adulthood...

There’s a pokemon thats just a set of keys