Not saying you need to eat only salad or anything but what you've said is reactionary and stupid.

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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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And so a MensLib poster was born.

How come they say the attack was alleged but they don't say the biting was alleged?

I don't think anyone is contesting that she bit him but he's saying he didn't attack her.

Slaton, whose criminal history the past 40 years, includes convictions for sodomy, voyeurism and attempted rape

Not exactly hard to believe he did when he’s got an escalating sexual crime list since his 20s if not before in his sealed juvenile file.

I don't doubt that he attacked her, most people with a getting your dick bitten off fetish don't tend to have dicks at this guy's age, but until a jury finds him guilty it still has to be called alleged. Otherwise he can sue for libel I think.

most people with a getting your dick bitten off fetish don't tend to have dicks at this guy's age

Not an expert, but sound about right.

He's probably totally guilty, but hasn't confessed. Legally, a jury has to sort that out. Apparently, she doesn't contest that she successfully disarmed her assailant.

Oh, so she attacked him and bit his penis off in menstrual rage probably.

I get hangry too sometimes.

I swear that raw human human dick is not on the list of meats that I think about regularly but, to bite it all off? I imagine it would be pretty goddamn chewy like a raw steak. Human teeth are a great instrument for ingesting lots of the nutritious parts of a human penis but I don't see them accomplishing actual severance of the member.

I used to be in a grindcore band called Actual Member Severance.

She must get plenty of calcium and have better vit D levels than most of us.

If anything I’d like to believe it was a Mike Tyson bite & spit combo,

I wish that was me. I get so hot thinking about a woman literally devouring my rock hard throbbing feminine penis.

her alleged attack

Cope

More like copped

Penis that is

Ahh the ol Lorena Bobbit

r/madlads

Based lady tbh