Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
It never ceases to amuse me how the most deranged people don't understand simple phrases.
"Free speech".
It's one of the most overused, and most misunderstood concepts today.
Allowing the general public access to the internet has turned out to be mistake. Libraries usually have some sort of requirement, a library card, and the internet needs to have a much more stringent access policy.
At least a library is usually a public place, with limitations on what can be accessed on their computers and what can be done in public. (even if their admins are slow or having trouble implementing rules)
Similar rules should be on children's internet access. By their parents.
Homeless dudes beating off in public libraries is far less of a problem than parents who don't properly teach their children how to use the internet, monitor and limit their children's internet access. By multiple orders of magnitude.
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3 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-02
I would like to take a moment to thank Google for democratizing the flow of information and making moments like this possible
3 Barkasia 2019-11-02
Psyllium democratizes the flow of my bowels
3 Ultrashitposter 2019-11-02
This changes everything
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-02
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-02
oh hey look it’s mine
1 animalsaredreaming 2019-11-02
It never ceases to amuse me how the most deranged people don't understand simple phrases.
"Free speech".
It's one of the most overused, and most misunderstood concepts today.
Allowing the general public access to the internet has turned out to be mistake. Libraries usually have some sort of requirement, a library card, and the internet needs to have a much more stringent access policy.
2 LightUmbra 2019-11-02
Every homeless opiate addict has one.
3 Zozbot 2019-11-02
zoz
3 Zozbot 2019-11-02
zle
3 Zozbot 2019-11-02
zozzle
1 animalsaredreaming 2019-11-02
At least a library is usually a public place, with limitations on what can be accessed on their computers and what can be done in public. (even if their admins are slow or having trouble implementing rules)
Similar rules should be on children's internet access. By their parents.
2 LightUmbra 2019-11-02
I knew a guy in high school that called the cops on someone who was watching CP in the library.
2 animalsaredreaming 2019-11-02
Well obviously that library had a lack of internet security.
It's a very big deal that most librarians aren't up to date, or capable of handling neither the technical side or the psychological side.
1 LightUmbra 2019-11-02
I mean people will always find ways to watch CP in libraries.
1 hyledog 2019-11-02
Tell that to the homeless dudes beating off at library computers all across the country
1 animalsaredreaming 2019-11-02
Homeless dudes beating off in public libraries is far less of a problem than parents who don't properly teach their children how to use the internet, monitor and limit their children's internet access. By multiple orders of magnitude.
1 911roofer 2019-11-02
You know how easy it is to kidnap a kid using the internet. I've got a sweatshop set up in my basement.
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1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-02
who let a zoomer be a janny
1 Lysis10 2019-11-02
I'm kinda surprised the New Yawwk Jew don't like Fox news.