Listen here, young man. As soon as my grandson comes to visit again, he is going to help me send a letter to your parents telling them how your discriminating against people based on their age. Which is ILLEGAL!! It's like my father used to say: If you don't respect your elders, your not going to amount to more than a raindrop in the dust bowl. He was RIGHT you know!! Your generation could learn a lot about respect!
I bet you $1000 this grandpa has absolutely had to call his grandson because he couldn't figure out how to download them so called "apps" on his big new fancy smartphone
The only thing he's right about is boomers and millennials being more similar than they seem. Both blame each other for all their problems and are retarded.
I'm kind of ok with the boomer hate only because they were such ungrateful shits to the WWII generation who just wanted to have nice normal lives after the great depression and WWII.
OK BOOMER apparently "took a beating" on twitter of all places. What if we could sell twitter insurance to boomers? Here is how it works, for a monthly premium, we'll protect them against twiter mobs, cancel culture and other millennial horrors. Obviously we'll never pay out because that's how insurance works.
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
Tbh, if Zoomers actually understood how and why a lot of the economy was tilted in favor of boomers I'd be on their side. That's what pisses me off, I hate when people are (kind of) right but for the wrong reasons.
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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11 seenten 2019-11-03
Boomers need to be banned from technology
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-03
Listen here, young man. As soon as my grandson comes to visit again, he is going to help me send a letter to your parents telling them how your discriminating against people based on their age. Which is ILLEGAL!! It's like my father used to say: If you don't respect your elders, your not going to amount to more than a raindrop in the dust bowl. He was RIGHT you know!! Your generation could learn a lot about respect!
3 seenten 2019-11-03
Ok boomer
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-11-03
That's some quiet generation shit.
1 seenten 2019-11-03
Anyone over 40 is boomer, sweaty
1 seshfan2 2019-11-03
I bet you $1000 this grandpa has absolutely had to call his grandson because he couldn't figure out how to download them so called "apps" on his big new fancy smartphone
9 RBLXTalk 2019-11-03
ok boomer
3 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-03
Okay xoomer
7 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-11-03
The only thing he's right about is boomers and millennials being more similar than they seem. Both blame each other for all their problems and are retarded.
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1 rto2508 2019-11-03
I'm kind of ok with the boomer hate only because they were such ungrateful shits to the WWII generation who just wanted to have nice normal lives after the great depression and WWII.
6 allendrio 2019-11-03
ok boomer
6 princess_y_fronts 2019-11-03
OK BOOMER apparently "took a beating" on twitter of all places. What if we could sell twitter insurance to boomers? Here is how it works, for a monthly premium, we'll protect them against twiter mobs, cancel culture and other millennial horrors. Obviously we'll never pay out because that's how insurance works.
5 newcomer_ts 2019-11-03
That's like saying can of Coke is media-savvy.
4 Coonass_alt 2019-11-03
anything is media savvy if you put enough money behind it
2 newcomer_ts 2019-11-03
Ç'estlablague.
1 allendrio 2019-11-03
anything is media savvy if it infuriates rightoid to maximum cope.
4 princess_y_fronts 2019-11-03
That really depends on the handlers. In both cases.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-03
Would that be "I'm gonna leave BoomerBook if they don't start censoring meanies" Greta Thunberg?
5 Matues49 2019-11-03
blocks ur path
2 BussyShillBot 2019-11-03
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2 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-11-03
Tbh, if Zoomers actually understood how and why a lot of the economy was tilted in favor of boomers I'd be on their side. That's what pisses me off, I hate when people are (kind of) right but for the wrong reasons.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-03
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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1 tHeSiD 2019-11-03
I hate boomers but I zoomers even more tbh, i am a coomer so I know
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-11-03
This is way better if you read it in Dennis Prager’s voice.
1 DangerNut 2019-11-03
Yeah but so is everything....
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