Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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6 tenebrous_cloud 2019-11-04
They literally are too stupid to understand the joke and therefore can't be insulted by it. Outstanding job Marine
2 BussyShillBot 2019-11-04
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-04
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 Matues49 2019-11-04
We are marines so subhuman even compared to all the other 'Murican military branches?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-11-04
Marines are basically chimpanzees. Would you rather fight a human or a chimp?
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-04
Jamie, pull that up...
1 [deleted] 2019-11-04
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1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-11-04
who the fuck eats crayola? roseart is where the good shits at
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-04
I just eat the graphite from my automatic pencil
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-11-04
Roseart is like gas station food lmao.
Spicy red Crayola's tho 😩😩😩
1 [deleted] 2019-11-04
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1 faponurmom 2019-11-04
mmmmm grayons.....