In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.

The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.

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wtf tillamook is good cheese

No joke, that shit is godly.

Dude, we always buy the farm cut tillamook, love that.

Austin and Portland are both places that should be nuked off the map

Inshallah 🕌☪️🕋

iSoy users should be nuked off the map

All cities on the planet should be strictly maintained to resemble Baltimore as close as possible

Austin can be fun Houston is the real soulless boring shithole.

Why is it always Portland?

Where else would you go when you didn't get accepted to a CA state school and staying in SF just costs too much?

Enjoyed losing those three billion dollars yet?

literally can't go tits up

Anyone else get irrationally annoyed by any of those "We*" names? There's quite a bunch...

>portland

to be expected.

I love my pitbull

Okay. I don't and I think it should be put down.

Why are there mountains on Texas. I've been to the hill country (Austin, ect) and it doesn't have any terrain like that.

Guadalupe mountains? You know that place w an 80k+ acreage nation park? Not that anyone I know has ever been there.

Guadalupe mountains

That's more New Mexico than Texas, and still their highest peak is 8k? And you are right, nobody ever goes there.

None of the national park is in New Mexico, although the mountain range does continue into the state. The highest peak that you’re speaking of is in Texas.

But since nobody knows about it, does it really matter?

Not at all tbh.

Steve Jobs dies for this.

the only good thing on there is the swiss