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Rule. 203

I’m not reading all this but that’s what you get for working at a rock climbing gym. Use this opportunity to get a real job.

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lol wagecuck

Seems like a bunch of stuff that appeals to a stupid guy that thinks he's smart tbh.

I've never met a person with a list of "life rules" like this I'd consider intelligent tbh.

If he had five that he used as a daily mantra or something to help frame his mind? Sure. Ok, I would say that is somewhat normal and probably has positive effects on him and others around him.

This fat ass turd floating in a toilet of a list is just insanity though. He reminds me of the recent Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte.

lol what a tryhard mess

Call him a pussy for not climbing real rock walls. Challenge him to a El Capitan free climb race. He dies, you inherit gym. Easy peasy.

Yeah, but then you’re stuck with a rock climbing gym.

Have 200 rules.

Rule #5 is platitudes that this retard heard from whatever this generation's version of Soldier of Fortune magazine is. Somehow the other 200 rules are platitudes he heard from the church his mom made him go to, because I guess he doesn't have the attention span to pretend he was a Green Beret in 'Nam very long.

I like the ones that aren't rules in any sense and just random boomer-posting, like #11.

Sounds like a good time to get a real job.

didn't read all of them but scrolled to the bottom to see just how far this goes and i have to say, rule 202? no umbrellas in drinks? get fucked.

Imagine hating tiki drinks. What a fag.

64: develop a "thundering velvet hand"

Is that a masturbation thing or a power metal band thing?

Is there any real difference between the two options here?

Fair point.

Based Boomer Manifesto. This should be a sticky or pasta.

The only things a man needs to care about are, in order: God, Family, Guns, Country.

Don't 160 and 168 conflict?

Why would you choose to work for someone like this

1. Bow ties are for tuxedos

Get a job as a Chippendale dancer just to show him.

This is it, this is the end-all be-all of boomer posting