Ben "Fentanyl-phile" Garrison unveils his newest fetish.

380  2019-11-06 by WarBoyPrimo

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If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

>if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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rightoids still seething over some literally who autistic sweedish girl

Just a reminder the it was 113 degrees in Paris this summer

Thats just Allah making Paris more comfortable for the arabs

Inshallah

based

May Allah guide you to the right path

not hot enough to melt steel beams tho

you say that like Paris matters

Imagine the smell

Okay but what about the negative effects

It was France

Earth's magnetic poles are shifting at an alarming rate which is weakening our magnetic field and allowing the sun to have a greater effect. Magnetic shifts are normal and happen every 300,000 years or so but we haven't had one in twice that time. The human species has also only been around that amount of time. Extinction events aren't just because of asteroids slamming into us, the sun has a large part to play.

In short, as good as Greta's intentions are there's nothing her, her PR team and connections, governments, nor you or me can do to stop this. We're just kinda fucked tbh lol

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We're just kinda fucked tbh lol

Oddly comforting, actually. No need to worry about this shit or try to fix it if it's unstoppable anyway.

Why would we care anyways? Zoomers can deal with this shit while we're all dead.

I was just reading cringe "ok boomer" memes and this gave me joy. Thanks my dude

This is your brain on fentanyl.

And retard? It was 115 down here in the US of A which obviously means were better than those french homos. USA! USA! USA! šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

Went back to CA to visit the family last year and it got up to 127 at one point.

Shit was hot.

hot tbqh

And other places such as where I live never even hit 100 this year, so what is the point, some places were hotter and some less hot than normal this summer.

Wasn't 2019 the hottest year on record or something?

pretty sure every year since 2014 has been the hottest on record

Damn, that sucks.

Not where I live, it was cooler than average. Its actually very misleading when they say everywhere is warming up, its just not true.

We have plenty of data suggesting this is not abnormal for Europe.

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Reminder that the Thames used to freeze over with ice thick enough to hold actual fairs.

All according to $$$plan$$$

~puts retard kid in the news for months while she grimaces and lectures us all about dumb shit~

"omg why are they obsessed with talking about her! they should uncritically accept our pleb level propaganda!"

t. you

lectures us about dumb shit

Like what? Listening to climate scientists for once?

did you know that by definition science cant actually ever be settled

and when theres so much propaganda around a thing that you get ostracized for questioning then its probably not real

lmao do you believe the earth is flat too you absolute faggot?

lol no i just dont absorb stupid people propaganda and im old enough to have seen all their old predictions be hilariously wrong

anyone who believes any highly promoted message is a bit dumb tbh

have you ever wondered why they keep telling you about it when its impossible for you to do anything

Is the dust bowl propoganda too?

no thats was just drought and bad farming

oh lets till up all this dry topsoil oh shit a dust storm and now we dont have any topsoil

Well update me with your wisdom when the flyover states are as dry as your significant other's bussy.

theyll probably just hoard all the existing food they produce for themselves and let california and ny starve tbh

acting like you can control nature and the weather lmao

You can't control it, but you can effect it. That's the point.

california doesn't produce food Flyover education, everybody

California literally produces more food than any other state.

No individual state would be fucked- it would just be the cities.

The drama when the urban fad vegans have to eat each other to survive will be next level. Too bad there won't be any internet to dramapost about it

not staples, random hipster shit like avocados that cost way more than normal food

also they dont have any water

They grow staples as well.

OK boomer

At least I'll make a productive corpse.

Ok boomer is a normie meme

What predictions did scientists make in relation to climate change that were hilariously wrong?

Show me the papers.

Ozone layer.

Be specific.

This is why no one likes you.

"Never believe that antiā€Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly since he believes in words. The antiā€Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. *If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument has passed."

*You are here

I'm always there, arguing with pizzashill is exhausting. It's like you're in highschool and here the fat nerd say something about how cheese is orange and you say huh, I've always thought it was yellow. He'll always respond with an incredulous sneer and launch into some obscure history lesson about cheese and then a history lesson about color and then talk about where they intersect. And all you said was, huh I've always thought of it as yellow. I really wish there was a drama meet up so when he did this shit in meat space there could be a few of us to yank his underwear up to his nipples and stick his head in a toilet.

yank his underwear up to his nipples and stick his head in a toilet.

So when all that was being done to you in high school, time after time, did you think, "In a few years I'm going to wish this treatment on people who I disagree with on the internet"?

It's like you can read minds.

That wasn't a lie. We reduced the emissions of the chemicals damaging the ozone layer and the hole got smaller. If we kept pumping out those chemicals the hole prob would have gotten bigger. We'll get to see that too since China doesn't give a fuck and is again using those chemicals.

He's not talking Scientists he's talking about the Big Cool from the 70s when we were all going to die from the impending Ice Age

I'll have to dig around my toolshed sometime and find you copies, think it's Popular Mechanics with a big ice cube but there were a couple in the 50s-70s

lol no i just dont absorb stupid people propaganda and im old enough to have seen all their old predictions be hilariously wrong

See how he doesn't say Scientist and you misconstrue what he said

A) Why is what non-scientists say? He's denying actual science, not simply what other people say.

B) The "big cool" is a lie too: https://journals.ametsoc.org/doi/abs/10.1175/2008BAMS2370.1

The "big cool" is a lie too:

Yes Pizza, I know.

My god you just do not understand my posts how amazing.

How in the world did you come to the conclusion that I care about the Big Cool when I'm just pointing out it's something Boomers lived through and why they don't believe in Global Warming now.

You've literally never talked to a old person in your life lmao

Furthermore, the entire context of the argument is about science:

My god is it pure autism that stops you from understanding my posts?

Why do you I honestly hope this entire thing is a larp, lurker.

Is this the part where you tell me how me mentioning Magazines

( those things scientist are just famous for writing the covers for)

was some type of elaborate planned ruse or some nonsense.

You really have never talked to anyone with his viewpoints in real life hilarious

Lurker you do this same thing every time. You make a bad argument, get put down, then claim nobody understood what you were saying.

The central point of your claim is I misconstrued him and he wasn't talking about science.

The context of the convo proves he was.

You actually have autism and both don't realize he's doing a bit and i'm talking about the people he's parodying.

I'm not going to take 3 days to explain basic shit again to you ttyl

This has to be satire.

yes you've entered the predictable s boring stage, who could have seen this coming. every chance I give you to be entertaining you just throw away sigh

Two autisms don't make a right.

I'm just waiting to see if he'll selfimplode from the cringe of bragging about putting people down on reddit.

It's pathetic enough he has to clam "nobody understands what i'm saying" when it's literally just always him

Actual science and magazines

I can't tell the difference!!!

Yea they're pretty great mags, hilarious to look back on

Did you know they planned to put traintracks set up apart and close together so the train would be propelled by it's own momentum, like those magnetic yoyos on tracks if you've seen'em.

Now the top tier shit is the woodworking sections, that shit I get to copy and everyone thinks i'm a genius. People love random tacky shit like overengineered pseudoretro milkboxes

Yeah, I loved Nat Geo Kids, too.

Fuck, another ice age would've been so much nicer than all this warm bullshit.

What do actual scientists say about economic effects of global warming? Show me the papers.

You're doing a silly thing Pizza, you dismiss all past gaffes with "that was not Actual Scientists, that was journalists, Al Gore, and assorted talking heads", but then insist that a girl with a literal FAS should be taken seriously today. Nope, if it was right to not trust the media circus speaking on behalf of science back then, it is tight to keep not trusting it now.

What do actual scientists say about economic effects of global warming? Show me the papers.

We've literally had this argument and I linked you multiple economic papers on the impacts of climate change.

We've literally had this argument and I linked you multiple economic papers on the impacts of climate change.

You did not actually, not a single one. You just said that all I linked were trash, no match for your gut feeling šŸ˜’

This has to be satire, right?

I did link you papers. Your own paper said it'd greatly reduce global GDP. You didn't even read your own paper.

Look, I can google "climate change world gdp 2100" and link you the first bunch of papers. You can't link anything, you can only do the thing:

But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldnā€™t help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. He had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldnā€™t remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

Ok.

A) https://web.stanford.edu/~mburke/climate/map.php

Global reduction in GDP. Keep in mind this is only accounting for temperature increases too, not patterns of extreme weather or migration, so the actual outcome would be even worse.

B) https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-019-0444-6

Here's a paper looking at the economic impact on various sectors of the economy.

C) https://nca2018.globalchange.gov/

Here's a paper from the government saying climate change is a massive economic threat to the united states.

D) https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-018-0282-y

Here's yet another paper on the economic impacts of climate change.

E) http://dels.nas.edu/resources/static-assets/materials-based-on-reports/booklets/warming_world_final.pdf

Here's the national academy of sciences looking at crop reduction from temperature increases. For every celsius it increases, we're looking at a 5-15% reduction in crop production. This alone is enough to cause massive economic impacts on the planet.

Should we keep going?

First of all, what we are arguing about: my position is that the majority of negative effects of AGW will be experienced by poor countries, with Western countries relatively unaffected or outright benefiting, so the narrative "we are all going to die" is wrong on several levels. Ironically, the USA is pretty much the only developed country that could be noticeably hurt, but I guess that's mostly Southern states, but those are full of racists and blacks and don't deserve better tbh.

A) https://web.stanford.edu/~mburke/climate/map.php

That's my shit, nigga! First of all, notice that it's GDP per capita. Second, Canada's GDP/cap is projected to get +247% bonus due to AGW by 2100, Norway +249%, Germany +63%, Mongolia +1413%, and so on.

B) https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-019-0444-6

Paywalled.

C) https://nca2018.globalchange.gov/

No numbers, idk how "hundreds of billions" compare to the projected US budget by 2100. And to the damage from carbon tax that could help reduce the damage from AGW.

D) https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-018-0282-y

Paywalled but I bothered to go to https://sci-hub.tw/10.1038/s41558-018-0282-y and yep, that map again.

E) http://dels.nas.edu/resources/static-assets/materials-based-on-reports/booklets/warming_world_final.pdf

For every celsius it increases, we're looking at a 5-15% reduction in crop production

Only in corn and soybeans production in the US in particular, and other stuff in Africa and shit. Also btw I'm not sure they are correct about the US corn even, wouldn't the production just move northwards? Since it's literally a booklet, it's hard to tell.

dilate

Seethe

fume

Now that's my shit, nigga! First of all, notice that it's GDP per capita. Second, look at the map: Canada's GDP/cap is projected to get a +247% bonus due to AGW by 2100, Norway +249%, Germany +63%, Mongolia +1413%, and so on.

You are literally retarded. This is the same thing that happened last time you ape.

read what I said

Global reduction in GDP. Keep in mind this is only accounting for temperature increases too, not patterns of extreme weather or migration, so the actual outcome would be even worse.

Dismissed.

First of all, notice that it's GDP per capita.

Global reduction in GDP.

Kiss your sister for me, brainlet.

If GDP per capita is reduced on a global scale, global GDP goes down.

Did I disagree that global GDP goes down because of AGW?

You quite literally tried to claim there was no negative economic impact from climate change.

You quite literally tried to claim there was no negative economic impact from climate change.

No I didn't.

First of all, what we are arguing about: my position is that the majority of negative effects of AGW will be experienced by poor countries, with Western countries relatively unaffected or outright benefiting, so the narrative "we are all going to die" is wrong on several levels. I don't mean that hundreds of millions of Africans dying is good, I mean that Western hysteria about us dying is factually wrong. Trying to push a good cause with blatantly false arguments is going to backfire bad.

Idiot, that's my point. Western countries will suffer too. You're seemingly incapable of understanding that these papers aren't even accounting for extreme weather events, migration, stuff like that.

Extreme weather events alone will cost the global economy (including western ones) trillions of dollars.

This isn't even getting into trade disruptions either, or armed conflicts over resources.

Idiot, that's my point. Western countries will suffer too. You're seemingly incapable of understanding that these papers aren't even accounting for extreme weather events, migration, stuff like that.

"My gut feeling is way proofier than the 5 papers I cited in support of my position but then they turned out to do the opposite". Can't wait for the inevitable continuation:

But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldnā€™t help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. He had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldnā€™t remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

"My gut feeling is way proofier than the 5 papers I cited in support of my position but then they turned out to do the opposite". Can't wait for the inevitable continuation:

I give up. You're honestly just illiterate.

Whoa whoa why, why don't you go through my objections to your five papers you first quoted, then dismissed because they "aren't even accounting for" other stuff and prove me wrong? Possibly because you can't rely on and dismiss a paper at the same time, lmao Pizza you are such a moron šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

You're actually just an illiterate person.

You're actually just an illiterate person.

idk, I think that the way I looked at one of your links, found it paywalled, then used the DOI to get and then actually read the paper from the sci-hub, objectively puts me like in the 99.99th percentile of most literate people around here or anywhere really šŸ˜

Think about it, Pizza. You met your intellectual superior but you can't recognize it because of the Blub paradox šŸ˜

Acid rain

Climate change is real, it's stupid to deny it.

But Al Gore did say I'd be under water by now.

Is he a scientist?

He told me I would be underwater.

youā€™re not even trying anymore

for real though carbon tax is dumb and im not reducing shit to help africans

if the people responsible for spreading this message actually cared theyd be targeting the forces that can actually do something about it instead of trying to chide me into eating bugs

hire a therapist if you want someone to care about anything you say lmao

wow seems like you really know a lot about what you talk about and arent just being a faggot

lmao keep going

ha i engaged you but i didnt really want to engage, tricked ya

epic trole my dude

lmao @ youā€™re entire existence now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

no

When shit hits the fan in other countries, where do you think those people will end up?

not in my country thats for sure lmao

Nah, we may not want them but they'll come here. The UN will declare a climate emergency or some shit, world leaders will agree, and we'll start seeing unending waves of 'climate refugees' into the west.

The population of Africa is projected to boom to like 6 billion by 2100.

So pretty soon we're going to have 6 billion Africans attempting to migrate to Europe, which currently has a population of 700 million. That's not even counting the middle east and Asia, either.

Then on of two things will happen: either the west will allow these people in and they'll collapse our institutions and we'll see a global collapse- which is the more likely option- or the west will gun these people down at the borders because I guarantee they're not simply going to give up if you ask them to leave and we'll see one of the greatest genocides in human history.

Nah, we may not want them but they'll come here.

and my country has offshore prison islands that we detain actual refugees in for years at a time so its no prob to detain more

The UN will declare a climate emergency or some shit, world leaders will agree, and we'll start seeing unending waves of 'climate refugees' into the west.

literally the point of this whole climate alarmism faggotry fyi

its a roundabout way to tax the west and import browns without people getting angry

So pretty soon we're going to have 6 billion Africans attempting to migrate to Europe, which currently has a population of 700 million. That's not even counting the middle east and Asia, either.

well they can fuck off and starve somewhere because thatd utterly destroy europe

or the west will gun these people down at the borders because I guarantee they're not simply going to give up if you ask them to leave and we'll see one of the greatest genocides in human history.

this one pls

Make no mistake, the climate refugee crisis will make the Syrian refugee crisis look irrelevant. The third world is coming, and neither of us can stop them.

i think you underestimate how much people like their countries existing

literally the point of this whole climate alarmism faggotry fyi

Yep.

i think you underestimate how much people like their countries existing

I think you underestimate how retarded the average person is.

The coming 'climate refugee crisis' will determine the future of the entire world. It's not something to dismiss or take lightly.

Rightoids should be all over climate change mitigation for this reason alone

Rightoids should care about the environment because it's literally the home of their people.

You can't claim to love your own people while simultaneously allowing mega corporations to fuck the environment. Environmentalism used to be a fucking staple of the traditional right; it's this libertarian bullshit that's tainted the American right and turned it into corporate bootlickers.

and when theres so much propaganda around a thing you get ostracized for questioning then its probably not real

Anthropogenic climate change is real, you can call the evidence for it propaganda all you want, and you can pretend that you get ostracized for questioning it all you want, but it doesnā€™t change the facts.

the alarmism and their proposed solutions arent real, its just an excuse for more tax

the reality is that its not up to the average citizen to make any change whatsoever, its up to the 100 corporations and the third world that produce the majority of it

so lecturing me is like women telling men to just stop raping, ill just end up resenting your shit implications and refuse to work with you

Why wonā€™t you stop raping, though? Itā€™s a simple enough request.

People don't tell me to stop raping, because I don't rape. If people keep telling you that, maybe you should take the hint.

People don't tell me to stop raping, because I don't rape.

lmao let me tell you about this group of people called women

youve never heard "women dont need to dress differently! men need to stop raping!"?

When I hear people say, "You shouldn't rape women regardless of how they're dressed," I agree with them. I don't say, "Hey, don't tell me how to live my life!" which might be why women try to avoid being alone in a room with you.

lmao youre real determined to ignore the point huh

women dont phrase it like that they say hey men stop raping us and then put little nail painting emojis

"you dont blame and snarl at people you want help from" is the main takeaway point here

only self flagellators help people talking shit to them and same goes for climate change cunt kid, it is what it is

Climate change is real; also there are fear mongering grifters who use climate change and over-dramatic predictions to gain fame and wealth and utilize the panic in order to push their specific agendas through.

Both are true.

Rightoids lose their mind and people making names for themselves and money talking about climate change, but where is the rightoid outrage about hydrocarbon industry shills and executives making shittons more money by waging massive disinfo campaigns and lobbying politicians to prevent either loss of profit or future culpability?

Makes ya think

I would assume it's because climate change activists are in the spotlight and hydrocarbon shills aren't.

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only brainlets think we can stop global warming without purging billions

What's the problem?

Rednecks believe they have a right to live.

Realistically it's too late. We're past the point of no return. Ice caps melting cause a feedback loop of more warming, which means even more ice melting.

Our best option is investing heavily in co2 reducing technology.

Or purging billions would do the same thing.

Or colonizing Jupiter.

Everyone always says Mars, but Jupiter is bigger and therefore most likely has more cool shit than Mars.

most likely has more cool shit

This should be NASA's argument for doing anything.

Why do you think Elon is launching rockets?

And cars strapped to rockets

Honestly I'm really disappointed in the state of our space shit.

NASA used to do cool shit like send dudes to the moon, now they just make memory foam and space blankets.

Jupiter's cloud layer is about 30 miles thick. Below this there is a 13,000 mile thick layer of hydrogen and helium which changes from gas to liquid and back. Beneath that is a 25,000 mile deep sea of liquid metallic hydrogen. Beneath this, there might be a solid core which is about one and a half times the size of Earth, but thirty times more massive. The temperature here would be about 55,000 Fahrenheit (30,000 Celsius). The pressure alone would crush pretty much anything man made. humans wouldn't survive the gravity, let alone the pressure, even if there is a solid surface down there somewhere!

Sounds like a good place to store your nudes.

that sounds like a ton of cool shit. get on it nasa

All of that sounds really cool though.

I mean I'm into it, but it would be easier to colonise the bottom of the mariana trench. which might be even cooler now i think about it

Jupiter's got a hurricane that's larger than our entire planet. That's pretty fucking cool.

Nah, we just need to stop being a bunch of pussies and dump megatonnes of iron overboard in the deep ocean. Along with megatonnes of sulfuric acid into the upper atmosphere. The resulting algal bloom will consume the co2 while the sulfur reflects the sunlight.

Dumping a shit ton of iron into the ocean could have unforseen consequences. Uncontrollable algae bloom could have unforseen consequences.

Sounds like what a pussy would say. If you actually want to account for that, then start small and scale up, building ecological models and making detailed observations along the way. Then do a cost/benefit analysis once you understand the system.

Actually the consequences are really easy to see:

Widespread ocean anoxic event

Coupled with the amount of sulfur which would return as sulfuric acid, causing a crisis for carbonate lifeforms by drastically changing ocean ph and the carbon compensation depth (ccd)

This would likely result in a mass extinction of sea life which is way worse than a mass extinction of terrestrial life

This is a cope, it sounds like you paid attention for one day in gr.10 science when they taught positive feedback loops. What you said is true if those are the only variables, you'd have to factor in every single other effect to get a closely accurate model.

Lmao imagine thinking I'm gonna do a multivariate analysis for a subreddit about internet drama

I donā€™t think the world would be ay worse off if we got rid of Africans, southeast/south Asians, and like 50% of south Americans.

Omnicide when?

First things first. Millenialcide then see if we have to keep going.

Nice try grandpa

Can't wait to die

Burn it all

She's a 16 year old. Her lectures hold zero value

listening to a bunch of fucking nerds cry about shit

Your agenda is showing.

This sub whining was the first mention I ever saw of her. It was weeks before I saw her on mainstream media. People need to quit their addiction to outrage porn.

Outrage porn is the foundation of this sub.

I know that only too well. Coming here makes me mad and yet I can't stop.

That's because coming is more fun than going!

Semi-unironically this is like a huge chunk of the internet and it's ridiculous. The internet and the human brain are incompatible.

Outrage porn is the foundation of this suball social media

it was around europe for a while before that and we saw it in media over here

honestly though even if theres some shit we can do to magically stop climate change getting an actual retard kid to put your message forward instead of just getting the scientists turns me right the fuck off

its like those gun control kids

Notice how everything climate change related was spammed 24/7 on reddit for like a month, then immediately stopped after Greta happened.

Greta was hired by corporations to make climate protection look lame, cmv

Shit won't change without legislation of the biggest sources of pollution. And it's different for every region.

I think what people can do , realistically is dying without breeding. And like invent toilets without water, hydroponic food, have water dissolvable plastic. Ban using wood for structures, reinvent trash, ban sodas and bottled water, end pet ownership

Ban using wood for structures

Using wood for structures is actually great for environment, if all buildings were made of it there would be about 2-50% less of CO2 in the air.

Interesting but how do you keep forests ?

You can just grow your own wood, but even if you'd just cut the trees and do nothing with the terrain afterwards, you'd get a positive CO2 consumption.

Or just cut the population by 80 percent.

The only reason she is even known is because people like you sperg out about them and give them a platform. It's a tale as old as time.

lol nobody actually believes this

you cant promote people, give them an unchallenged global platform and then blame their critics for their promotion

acting like the solution is to let propagandists just go unchallenged and not talk about them lmao foh

Dude, every day some dumbass makes some dumbass speach where they have no business doing.

This is the same shit as the two girls that got famous for the gamer gate shit, who I have finally been able to forget their names, thank Allah.

You fucking retards put these retards in the spotlight.

This is the same shit as the two girls that got famous for the gamer gate shit

lmao dude that was 100% the media too

You fucking retards put these retards in the spotlight.

theyre already in the spotlight thats how people find out about it in the first place

you act like theyre nobodys who arent desperately trying to get attention instead of that being the reason theyre in public

in the case of the retard kid its her parents that want fame

You get rid of them by fucking ignoring them.

omg dude just let shit people have the only voice and opinion thatll make them go away and your ideas get implemented

this is the reason Trump won.

trump won because he appealed to actual voters, instead of the imaginary ones the media thought wouldnt matter after they cheated the election

trump won because he appealed to actual voters

Imagine believing this. People would vote for Trump if it meant the country would fold to own the libs.

jesus christ could you be further away from understanding peoples motivations

nobodys threatened or scared by a dumb little girl reading pre packaged lines, its just good karma to make sure as many people know shes a fraud as possible so her potential is capped

obviously the lowest common denominator is going to believe whatever tf is in the media but you can limit the potential of something spreading by making it a figure of mockery

thats what lefties tried to do to trump and failed

without resistance the narratives of the dumb kid and the dumb gamergate shit would have been unchallenged and unquestioned, whereas now irl theres always going to be people saying "fuck off" when its brought up

Imagine believing this. People would vote for Trump if it meant the country would fold to own the libs.

yeah right wingers werent the ones saying "lets have a recession to get trump out" and they arent the ones cheering on deep state intel agency fuckery

nobodys threatened or scared by a dumb little girl

He says, writing his 10th thousand word paragraph on the day about a mentally challenged little girl.

hah yeah shes just a little girl by herself why all the fuss?????

lol dude

I know, that's what I'm making fun of you for lol

You are getting worked up about an 8th grade graduate's speech that made it to the UN, which is somehow less important than the UN club that she is obviously in at her school.

i mean you say youre making fun but you also unironically get upset about climate change and support that kid so it is what it is tbh

You are getting worked up about an 8th grade graduate's speech that made it to the UN

a kid shouldnt be talking at the un like they know stuff, how is this normal to you lmao

I don't care about the girl and I already said it was retarded. I'm not the one getting worked up about it.

nobodys threatened or scared by a dumb little girl

They always do this. Against gay marriage? Must be afraid of gays! Want to enforce your borders? Must be afraid of brown people! Disagree with [INSERT YOUNG FEMALE ETHNIC DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN]? Must be afraid of her!

It's all they know how to do. Just accuse you of being scared if you disagree with them on anything whatsoever.

I think it's probably projection.

Seriously, once you notice it you can't stop. Keep it in mind and you'll start noticing it everywhere- from all of them. It's fucking eerie.

its always "hate" or "fear" when you disagree with the left yeah lol im used to it by now

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Let me unzip my pants for you

You fucking retards put these retards in the spotlight.

How did you know I was CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NPR, and multiple international news outlets? Who told you?

"Also because she's a kid you can't criticise usher!"

How do we know its talking about Greta? Theres no lables

why my pp hard

Commie Mommy is hot af.

Thatā€™s not commy mommy...

She got that fat tard ass though, no Chris Hansen.

If you think that brapper is fat, you need to stop looking at teenage boy ass

Never

Libertarian moment

Ohhhh now it awkward.

Galaxy brain take

It's got what plants crave!

Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control.

Everybody knows it.

Hey thanks man!

I understood that reference!

It's latest cope since they can't continue to pretend the warming isn't happening

Is this some new rightoid argument? Was climate change denial not retarded enough for them?

It's just the next stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDWEjSDYfxc

They've been spouting this nonsense at least since 2015 lmao

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And sadly not an unheard of one. I have this Boomer co-worker who's convinced it's a non issue because plants would just process all we produce is the idea.

I bet he thinks that the graphs showing CO2's increasing ppm are all lies and propaganda lol

It's actually really frustrating to talk to him. He asks me what I think about this or that and loses his mind if I disagree with him. He can't wrap his head around the fact there's a rightoid that recognizes climate change. His latest argument is oil spills are a non issue because a bunch of ships were sunk during WW2.

God this job physically pains me.

oil spills are a non issue because a bunch of ships were sunk during WW2

Oil in water isn't a problem because I just snuck a drop into the ocean! Therefore we can import billions of gallons with no issue. Dump it all in!

Any libertarians want to weigh-in on this?

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Your Pulitzer is in the mail.

Still unemployed then?

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That little climate change obsessed talking potato can almost look attractive in the right light, but this ain't it.

Mother Nature's milkers are 10/10 though.

He sure is showing his libertarian side in this comic. And did he just steal the two scoops of raisins sun?

Imagine being some overly litigious raisin lawyer and this image shows up on our desk.

Why have Mother Nature self-identify when you can just label her?

Heā€™s not wrong though, CO2 is like my second favorite gas.

Next to your home made methane?

I prefer a the flatulence of a strong woman (male). The more H2S the better.

After whippets?

N2O is my 4th favorite gas.

galaxy brain moment

I'm lost without any labels

I don't see Epstine labeled anywhere...

the two opposing seasons represent the two stages of fentanyl trip: the happy sun when it first hits, the sad/angry winter cloud during all other times. FAS girl obviously represents ben cause who doesn't like getting spanked by an angry mother figure with very nice tits.

Only thing I don't understand is why the lizard is licking south america nation of suriname or guyana (georgetown reference?). It definitely means something but what ?

this is some peak boomer delusion about the enviroment based on the fact their lawn hasnt died yet so nothing can be wrong.

The most out of touch comic Iā€™ve seen

this is the most boomer comic shit i have ever seen. just looking at it makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

Ok boomer

Yessss this is the deranged boomer fever dream I've been missing from Ben lately.

Bear doing Hitl uhhh I mean Roman salute yes

I want to pop out one of mommy natures titties and suck on it while she fingers my bussy and makes me coom with her other hand

Allah forgive me for what I am about to do

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w172wq50vyn67f5 Do something to the air pollution, overabundance of trash and uncontrolled human consumption, instead of this girl