Her educational claims didn't quite add up. She didn't attend Harvard, WW has learned. She offered clinical therapy with an inactive social work license. And people were skeptical when she told them she could run 13.1 miles in the time she claimed—and some wondered if she'd run that distance at all.

There's lying on your resume, and then there's this

Shes not sweating in the picture how little have oregonians actually ran holy shit. Its a MARATHON. No one dont sweat after that aint not sweated through their damn clothes

Holy shit why can't we have in depth investigative journalism like this on important topics instead of someone cheating at running.

Also lol foids.

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When I was in college there was literally like one female who did homework and all the others would copy off of her.

>Clark said she had run a portion of the Eugene Marathon earlier this year, returned to her hotel room, and then re-entered the race. (She placed eighth out of 625 female runners.) She blamed shin splints, poor training and fear of being seen as incapable.

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uhh... not running the marathon because you didn't train enough means you were, at that moment, incapable. It boils down to her basically saying "i wanted to be fit, but im pretty obviously not, so i went to extreme ass measures not to get fit but to trick people into thinking that i am." almost impressive, but also lol fat bitch.

She definitely came out on top in the effort-to-results ratio.

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means you were, at that moment, incapable.

Means or not, just because you don’t respect her choice to identify as someone capable, doesn’t mean she should be forced to call herself anything else.

Don’t be ableist

Why actually put in the work to become capable when you can just lie and pretend you're capable and then dissolve into tears when called out on it? Checkmate atheists.

Nobody questioned why a foid who claimed to run a 6 minute mile (basically sprinting) didn't, infact, look like a fucking anorexic Kenyan.

I love how HAES people talk about this shit like weighing as much as a horse doesn't affect your ability to run. It's full-on hardcore reality denial.

Yeah I mean literally the top runners are all super skinny and as light as possible. They probably don't even have that much muscle mass and aren't that strong, they just have amazing cardio.

It's true to an extent that weight shouldn't affect running, but Redditors are all fat anyways and can't understand the difference between a competition marathon and casual running apparently.

It's true to an extent that weight shouldn't affect running

It's not though. Running involves repeatedly throwing yourself into the air. Of all activities out there, weight affects it the most.

to an extent

There is no extent to which it does not affect running. It affects running on every level and at every level of difficulty.

Thanks for the explanation, coach.

Now can you let go, you're starting to hurt me :(

NO 👏 KINK 👏 SHAMING 👏

go fuck yourself

Do it yourself, coward XD

Sounds cold

Frostbite is how I show affection

sprinters have muscle mass but long distance running requires the sinewy greyhound like body

Why it didn't happen with tranners yet?

Give it time brother, give it time.

Insh'allah.

There's a time limit to how long they'll be able to dunk on women in athletics.

Just wait until someone takes it too far and tries to compete in the special olympics because they personally feel like they're retarded.

It would still be pretty much impossible, because people in special olympics get additional points based on their disability.

Usain Bolt self diagnoses autism

Whats HAES precious?

People who actually believe that need to do volunteer work at a hospital just to see the average size of half the patients in the ICU

Ahh hahah thanks for the explanation

Nah you're right thinking she's HAES. She's 5'6'' 170 lbs and claims to not be fat (SHE IS FAT), and even deluded herself into thinking she could run marathons at elite race times.

No way she's not lying either.

Yeah this bitch way fatter than 170. 170 at that height is like, chonky. There's no way she's less than class I obese.

Her picture is on there.

I'd smash, I'd need about 4 tequila shots tho

Lol like you wouldn't get rejected retard

all the better, she's a false rape accusation waiting to happen

Prolly

Boy you gotta get yourself some standards, stat

I lost a huge amount of weight (over 100 lb) in the past and kept it off for years now just by doing what I did to lose the weight and not stopping, i.e. not treating it like a fucking diet but just living my life healthy forever. Lately however I've been struggling and gained 10 lb after going on vacation.

Your post actually helped me a lot so thank you /r/drama, don't ever let anyone tell you you never did anything good. Reading the article and seeing this fatty trying to be like, trans-fitness, is exactly what I needed, especially the pics of her around actually thin people.

The fact that she's a "life coach" for people who need to "get over trauma and shame" and need help with "adulting" is the cherry on top. Holy fuck life has gotten fucking retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdcabTvrqQ

Remember everybody, this wholesomeness is what /r/Againsthatesubreddits wants banned.

those fucking kikes

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ahem

FUCK /r/Againsthatesubreddits

FUCK LIBERALS

FUCK TR00NNIES

FUCK FAT PEOPLE

cmon lurker, take the bait, i know you want to screencap this and antagonize me over there so bad right now. imagine the upvotes and fame you could get for exposing someone as evil like me ;)

The socially expensive kind of fat people are the ones who are just obese enough to not work, live off welfare, require costly medical treatments, but who still survive into old age.

HAES targets this group, encourages them to increase their intake until they die early, putting an end to expensive treatment, welfare and pension payments.

Tess Holiday is a "pied piper" or "judas goat," guiding obese women towards early death for the benefit of society as a whole.

Sources:

https://journals.plos.org/plosmedicine/article?id=10.1371/journal.pmed.0050029

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-study-finds-extreme-obesity-may-shorten-life-expectancy-14-years

Tess Holiday

Ah yes, the patron saint of dressing a pig like rosie the riveter and then photoshopping it until it's attractive enough to fuck while alcohol poisoned.

You've got some low-ass standards if you think her photoshopped pics are anywhere near attractive enough to fuck fam.

hamplanet cope

This is actually pretty thorough reporting just to dunk on one person. I love it.

I heard we how tards to wrangle Redactor

oh hi redactor

No, that was my twin sister! If you look closer, she has more freckles.

This is the kind of excuse I would expect a fat mayo foid to give...

Clark initially denied cheating—and maintained it was her twin sister on the bike, saying that no one believed a woman with her stature could log competitive times.

Yeah fat people usually are slower than normal people. Its honestly sad that she wasnt suspected of cheating way earlier.

The twin sister line reads exactly like a habitual liar

Or an eight year old.

She attributed her behavior to anxiety and panic attacks.

Ah the redditor defense

Excuse me sweaty, but r*dditor is a hate word

ok redditor

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Maybe if they convince the world of their inability to function without breaking down, they can get some merciful doctor to write them a one way ticket to a lifetime, crippling benzodiazepine addiction.

b a d h e a d s p a c e

she didn't have enough spoons to run that day sweaty

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If she had settled for like 30th place, 40th place in all these races she may never have been caught. But she had to go for top 10 finishes.

Her website now says she helps clients with shame, "adulting," and anxiety and depression

This entire story is the most millennial thing I've ever read tbh

lol

Running sucks

5-foot-6, 170 pounds, hardly unhealthy

https://www.smartbmicalculator.com/result.html?unit=1&hf=5&hi=7&wl=170&us=1&ua=28&gl=

just between green and yellow cuz i was curious

She does not carry it well if that's actually how much she weighs. 5'6"/170 is overweight but not obese, she looks fully into the obese category.

Do they have official weigh-ins or anything at marathons?

Nah she fat. I'm taller, male, got DMs decent amount of muscle, and that's what I weigh and I'm still a tiny bit chubby. She's fat, whole stop.

Thanks. As a normal 6'7" human being I was unsure about how overweight 170 is for a dwarf

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Not the body of someone running marathons. Especially not at 6 minute miles paces.

Probably lying about her weight too, as mayo Amerifoids are wont to do

HAES is literally the slowest moving movement of them all.

Clark's driver's license says she's 5-foot-6, 170 pounds, hardly unhealthy but not a typical build for an elite distance runner.

You see plenty of people with a little fat running 5ks and even half marathons, but you don't see many run marathons. Once you get to that BMI you just don't see those people running marathons.

I run and am far. Around 9/10 minute pace on my longer runs. Am overweight but working towards that

I had my fingers crossed that this involved a trans athlete. Bout time men dominate women’s running, I tell you what

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she's 5-foot-6, 170 pounds, hardly unhealthy but not a typical build for an elite distance runner.

Do these people not know that BMI calculators are public? That is borderline obese and well into overweight.

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fatty fat FAT

i appreciate your oregon centric posts

I remember hearing about that Mexican restaurant in Portland that got closed down for cultural appropriation after not letting some diversity activist order food after the store closed down. It's an oldie but feel free to reap all the internet points my dude

Fat people are so stupid and greedy they think Diet is a temporary thing.