Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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4 Daft_Newell 2019-11-07
White women fuck dogs
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-07
Bury the bone, pay the loan
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-11-07
Ehh, seems like a stretch.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-07
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-07
and this was why women were property for most of human history
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-11-07
That's pretty gross of her buying and raising a ghost toy
1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-07
You think dogs are sex toys? Óvò
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-11-07
What else do women use them for smh
1 pepperouchau 2019-11-07
Sometimes they're just emotional crutches
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-07
To women, sex is emotion. Therefore it still applies. QED
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-11-07
that sub is depressing
2 HyperIceCube 2019-11-07
Really sucks that some women are marrying men who they don’t even find sexual attractive. For them sex with their husband is a drag.
3 ironicshitpostr 2019-11-07
look sometimes you need to make a few heirs to keep the trust fund payouts flowing
there's nothing wrong with it
2 Ubertroon 2019-11-07
Have you looked at men? Most of us look like fucking trolls, not that most women look much better mind you
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-07
No matter how much you lift and how much you looksmaxx, you will NEVER be a golden retriever