Rapper TI has his daughter's hymen checked anually - ‘Look, Doc, she don’t ride no horses, she don’t ride no bike, she don’t play no sports. Just check the hymen, please, and give me back my results expeditiously.’

1  2019-11-08 by heeehaaw

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I always love when a black person throws in a word like that in the middle of their jargon. You hear it a lot when you hang out on a street corner and talk shit with them.

"Yea, me and dat nigga was headin down by de avenue when we see she and she nex' man walk in de dance. It was kinda serendipitous buh now we know what kinda ho she is."

This shit happens so often lmao I double take every time

First time I heard the word 'lackadaisical', it came from the mouth of one of the most ignorant and uneducated niggas I ever came across. Still use that word to this day.

who the fuck volunteers something like this unprompted

SMASH THE NECROMATRIARCHY

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I thought you were dead

He only wakes up to comment on articles

No I changed my wifi up and thought I'd need to kick him.

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Thats a good point snappy. What about her bussy hymen?

If she takes 9 inches up her butt then her hymen will be intact. Bussy don't have hymens.

Does he pay for her therapy too?

You roasties are unbelievable; i've never cried even once after penis inspection day

Is that because you enjoyed it or because of the barbiturates that Uncle Fred gave you

I think that’s called molestation

Black

Well spotted.

dude black people lmao

If she were clever she'd just get fucked the day after and it'd be a year before he found out

His new album Jesus is King is also trash.

That's not his album lol

Meh, close enough.

TI is actually just an absurdly dumb person if you listen to him.

s having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Is this a troll

hits pipe

Planned Parenthood tweeted: “Idk who needs to hear this but virginity is a made-up social construct

Is it finally over for incels ?

no that’s life fuel

As soon as something is called a social construct, you know that it's something that actually exists and everyone understands, but that the woke crowd doesn't like.

The key word is CONSTRUCT… as in something constructed… because it is real even if it is arbitrary

But, as with most things, they are not arbitrary at all. For example, race, which is 100% biological and 100% real.

and racism is actually good

This is so stupid. Virginity is binary. Either you've had sex or you haven't. I don't understand why people like those that support PP do this. I think TI is an asshole for what he's doing, but now I'm laughing at how retarded PP is instead of thinking how sexist TI is. Libs are the masters of the self own.

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but now I'm laughing at how retarded PP is instead of thinking how sexist TI i

literally to admitting to being a complete smoothbrain

You have to have a high IQ to understand my posts.

You don't seem to understand what PP said, Mr. Huge IQ. They were saying that the concept of virginity has an artificially constructed value to it that doesn't actually matter when you look at the bigger picture.

Of course they realize that virginity is either you've had sex or you don't. What you don't realize is that they are implying it doesn't matter.

It does lack a concrete physical coMponent, unlike gender.

Plot twist: She's a lesbian

And munches an obscene amount of box.

i get a feeling she has a trust fund and some term is tied to submitting to these checks

“Idk who needs to hear this but virginity is a made-up social construct"

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Patrol before they become thots

This is why the black community needs fathers.

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Do you think he's aware that she's just been taking it up the ass the whole time?

You mighta seen me in the doctor’s office, you still a virgin
When you holla when you at college, remember you still a virgin
Save all the lovin’ and the kissin’, you still a virgin
Quit tellin' people you not a virgin, you still a virgin
Don't be a sex freak, keep it movin', you still a virgin
Hey I ain't trippin' Deyjah, the truth is really, you still a virgin
Yeah, you know they call me creepy, but you still a virgin
You be hatin' cuz I see ya hymen, but you still a virgin

well duh how else are you gonna know whether to kick your skank daughter out of the house or not